@ms_priestypants: Theresa G. is that rare combination of horrifying/stupidly awesome. It worked because it was more of a skit than a sight gag, and Kelly was spot on. You can't really 'dress up' as Theresa anyway - it's like doing a hobo costume and saying you're Boxcar Willie. #halloween
@jerusalemcricket: and she did the headband/no forehead thing! The only way it could have been better is if she was clutching an onyx doric column. #halloween
You know, the Gawker recommendations were helpful and all -- but seriously, the the Mad Men John Deer idea would just be too much work.
I do like the conceptual-costume-concept, but I prefer to go with a little less effort when it comes to execution. This year I'm going as a "work in progress," which doesn't even require me to finish getting dressed.
@City_Dater: I believe you're referring to Universal Life ministers, no? The more trendy it becomes, the less the score. I believe two months ago it was at a four and has since fallen to a two, or depending on the circumstance, one. #weddings
@Phyllis Nefler: I never knew what the hell that was I figured it was some form of Christianity that let you marry whoever regardless of their religion/ a hippie kind of thing. I am going to brace myself for the read #weddings
Yeah, they are awfully pretty, the Kushners. And I truly hope they can make it work. But somehow I think about three years from now, just around Passover, she's going to be pregnant and giving him shit about hanging onto the money-losing Observer and he's going to get really fucking pissed and counter with: "Your stupid jewelry company isn't making any money! And your matzoh balls are as rock hard as your tits!" #weddings
@metoometoo: Awww, I'm glad I wasn't around right then, because I would've told you two to stop it. As a CTY RA, all I did was half-heartedly try to get nerds to stop making out. #weddings
When did the Modern Orthodox start converting exclusively for marriage? I say that because Ivanka's conversion seemed fast compared to other Orthododx conversions I'm familiar with. Does anyone actually believe that Ivanka will still pretend to be Jewish even if there's a divorce? I still see her dress sexy so I don't know what kind of conversion it was. The whole conversion and wedding seem non-kosher. #weddings
@brittneylee: All of these conversions for marriage , no matter how long they take, are faulty since the reason for the conversion is the marriage. I stand by my earlier comments that Ivanka had plenty of chances as a New Yorker to join the tribe. #weddings
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I do like the conceptual-costume-concept, but I prefer to go with a little less effort when it comes to execution. This year I'm going as a "work in progress," which doesn't even require me to finish getting dressed.
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Because a Venn diagram of Mad Men viewers and Regis & Kelly viewers looks like boobs. #halloween
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Yeah next year, why don't they go as Sophronia and Gissippus from Boccaccio's Decameron? #halloween
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This is, I fear, a Friends inspired trend, which is sad and needs to fade away. #weddings
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