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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    12/02/09

    In reply to The City: Subhuman Resources
    When I found out last night that Bravo is planning to air a Kelly Cutrone reality show, I audibly screamed. I love her so much.
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    Matt Cherette was starred Matt Cherette was unstarred
    Image of chickachicka chickachicka
    12/02/09

    @Matt Cherette: Oh how I wish it were true.
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    Matt Cherette promoted this comment Edited by chickachicka at 12/02/09 5:32 PM chickachicka was starred chickachicka was unstarred
    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    12/02/09

    @chickachicka: Wait, it's not true!?

    Here's where I read it: [www.upi.com]
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    Matt Cherette was starred Matt Cherette was unstarred
    Image of Sergio Hernandez Sergio Hernandez
    12/02/09

    @Matt Cherette: It is true. Brian posted an item on it earlier this week, and there's video and stuff on Bravo's website, I think.
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    Image of bananaballs bananaballs
    12/02/09

    In reply to The City: Subhuman Resources
    So was the lack of resolution to the Erin/Olivia fight supposed to be a cliffhanger or something? Do the producers even care anymore? Do I?
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    12/02/09

    In reply to The City: Subhuman Resources
    OK, I'm sorry, I don't watch this show anymore and have nothing to say on the topic, but I have to ask--will there be a Jersey Shore liveblog or not? Inquiring sadistic minds want to know...
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    DahlELama was starred DahlELama was unstarred
    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    12/02/09

    @DahlELama: Because it is off topic, you will not get your answer here. You'll just have to wait and see. The suspense will kill you!
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    Edited by Brian Moylan at 12/02/09 2:18 PM Brian Moylan was starred Brian Moylan was unstarred
    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    12/02/09

    @Brian Moylan: Dammit! It's already killing me!
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    Image of MattyMcboy MattyMcboy
    12/02/09

    @DahlELama: I am so very excited about this. I rescheduled my therapy around this premiere. That's bad, right?
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    DahlELama promoted this comment MattyMcboy was starred MattyMcboy was unstarred
    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    12/02/09

    @MattyMcboy: Eh, probably just means you need therapy.

    Oh, wait.
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    DahlELama was starred DahlELama was unstarred
    Image of BowlingForDollars BowlingForDollars
    11/30/09

    In reply to The People's Revolution Will Be Televised
    Why did they tart her up? I liked her bedraggled look - I found it ironic since she deals with fashion and beauty.
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    Image of Sergio Hernandez Sergio Hernandez
    11/30/09

    In reply to The People's Revolution Will Be Televised
    She seems... so much less haggard in those clips than she does on The City.
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    Sergio Hernandez was starred Sergio Hernandez was unstarred
    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    10/28/09

    In reply to The City: Right Said Freddie
    Brian, please tell me your incident didn't involve a hot glue gun, shoulder pads, a Greek soldier's helmet and your hair, like mine did. #thecity
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    Lizawithazee was starred Lizawithazee was unstarred
    Image of Baroness Baroness
    10/21/09

    In reply to The City: Sticking to the Party Line
    Superb and clevah recap, Mr. Moylan!

    So which of these brothers would we rather fuck, is the question? Mrs. Robinson here requests the rosy-cheeked lifeguard bathed and brought to her. The older one seems a bit El Smarmo. Whom I'd still fuck, then have thrown out.

    Arc of sympathy! Now it's Olivia who seems the doe-eyed orphan, adrift in a sea of fashion sharks, tormented by an aging 27 year old harridan named Erin, who clearly just hates the pretty, pretty girls! Olivia has to fend for herself at that party, foraging and scavenging for nuts and berries of "Hello!"s and "How do you do?"s. She avoided Erin's toxic advice to ask everyone, "Whatever happened to Nina Garcia?". #thecity
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    Image of pmarble pmarble
    10/21/09

    In reply to The City: Sticking to the Party Line
    Tautology Rooftop -- I do not want to go to there. This recap, however...Brava. #thecity
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    Brian Moylan promoted this comment Edited by pmarble at 10/21/09 2:15 PM pmarble was starred pmarble was unstarred
    Image of ArmCandy ArmCandy
    10/21/09

    In reply to The City: Sticking to the Party Line
    Also not invited to the party? Erin Rockstarsdaughter, who was written off the show with exactly no explanation. Aren't "reality" shows supposed to be more revealing than sitcoms? #thecity
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    Brian Moylan promoted this comment ArmCandy was starred ArmCandy was unstarred
    Image of ampersandparade ampersandparade
    10/21/09

    @ArmCandy: They could've at least given Bangs a nice death scene, since we don't believe anything we see anyhow. #thecity
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    Image of NigelAstydameia NigelAstydameia
    09/30/09

    In reply to The Hills Will Be Crushed by The City's Brilliance
    Like comparing farts to burps.
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    NigelAstydameia was starred NigelAstydameia was unstarred
    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    09/30/09

    @NigelAstydameia: I'm assuming The Hills is the fart, considering it is LA.
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    Conchie Birdie was starred Conchie Birdie was unstarred
    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    09/30/09

    In reply to The Hills Will Be Crushed by The City's Brilliance
    Brian, it's a little telling that we both referred to Kristin Cavallari as a black hole in our recaps.
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    Richard Lawson was starred Richard Lawson was unstarred
    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    09/30/09

    @Richard Lawson: Did you get that Memo from Thanos, the galactic overlord of recaps, as well?
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    Brian Moylan was starred Brian Moylan was unstarred
    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    09/30/09

    @Brian Moylan: He's so naggy, that Thanos.

    @LA0811: I am here.
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    Richard Lawson was starred Richard Lawson was unstarred
    Image of metoometoo metoometoo
    09/30/09

    In reply to The Hills Will Be Crushed by The City's Brilliance
    I feel compelled to state, for the record, that The Hills has brought many beautiful and poetic and truthful moments to the screen, and for that, I will always love it. Its banality is what makes it so poignant and its surrealism is what makes it so entertaining. I don't feel at all defensive about my enjoyment of The Hills, but I do feel sad for people who watch the show but don't pay enough attention to appreciate those fleeting, wonderful moments of genuine emotion.

    The City is far less interesting to me, because everyone is too calculating and self-aware to allow any of those genuine moments to peek through.
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    Edited by metoometoo at 09/30/09 12:57 PM metoometoo was starred metoometoo was unstarred
    Image of mexiback mexiback
    09/30/09

    In reply to The Hills Will Be Crushed by The City's Brilliance
    Time out: Do you like those shows, or do you "like" them? It's like I don't even know anymore.
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    mexiback was starred mexiback was unstarred
    Image of ZakiKligmanic ZakiKligmanic
    09/30/09

    In reply to The Hills Will Be Crushed by The City's Brilliance
    how can you write up the hills when you never watched an LC episode? answer: you can't.
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    metoometoo approved this comment ZakiKligmanic was starred ZakiKligmanic was unstarred
    Image of metoometoo metoometoo
    09/30/09

    @ZakiKligmanic: Last night, I decided it was finally time to cave in to the peer pressure of the pop culture machine and finally watch an episode of this show.
    ...
    Finally, someone from The Hills had something intelligent to say.

    Hmm.
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    Edited by metoometoo at 09/30/09 1:01 PM metoometoo was starred metoometoo was unstarred
    Image of valet_of_the_dolls valet_of_the_dolls
    09/30/09

    @metoometoo: Come Back to the Five and Dime, CeCe Peniston, CeCe Peniston
    (That's three "finally"s. I think there may be one more.)
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    Edited by valet_of_the_dolls at 09/30/09 1:27 PM valet_of_the_dolls was starred valet_of_the_dolls was unstarred
    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    09/30/09

    In reply to The Hills Will Be Crushed by The City's Brilliance
    Totally forgot to watch both last night, but I'm pretty sure I can still safely agree with this assessment. I feel a lot less embarrassed watching Whitney (and ugh, even Olivia) actually work for a living than I do watching a cast of Chiclet-teethed silicone receptacles make tens of thousands of dollars suntanning like it's their job, stopping only to make awful decisions with awful men. Not that I particularly thought LC was any shining beacon of wisdom and entertainment, but her departure seems like the perfect catalyst to finally stopping me from subjecting myself to the goop that is The Hills.
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