Liz Smith is deluded. El Rio Grande is not celebrated. (Except perhaps by horny guys at happy hour in the summer when skimpily-clad babes are sweaty and squished up against them because the management packs them in like drunken sardines on the outdoor patio.)
She was married to a photographer, who, interestingly enough, no one knew before ANTM and TyTy "and a photo shoot with THE Gils Bensimon (sp?)." Sometimes in these rarified cliques in NYC people start thinking they are "famous". You know who's famous? The Beatles, Michael Jackson, Madonna; people who are known not just in some fashion circle, but, like, the entire world knows their faces. Am I wrong here in my picture of what being truly famous is?!
@restless: What are you talking about?? Giles Bensimon is extremely famous in fashion circles, has been at Elle forever and a day and has nothing to do with Tyra's busted weave. Are you from Facebook?
@gladys_kravitz: Haha! I know, I know. Gawd, what was I thinking?! Gosh, doesn't everyone know everyone who has worked with Elle or been associated with Elle, like, since forever?!
ps-What is the Facebook you speak of? Is it some kind of model site for bookings?
@restless: I knew who he was before ANTM. But then I also know who Herb Ritt and Helmut Newton were and watched "The Eyes of Laura Mars" over the week end so I may be a fashion geek.
@BookishLookish: But it's Herb Ritts. Anyway, I would say Giles Bensimon is pretty famous for a fashion photographer, but not super famous like Avedon, Newton, etc.
Yes, Richard, what I would give for a genuine "bad girl from the Country Club set," a wildcat whose tennis togs are a bit too snug and a bit too short. Rawwwr.
@Mymoustache: Hangnail has sussed it out. Funny, in a way, but not funny--makes me squeamish to see her face replacing that of the iconic Mother of the Depression.
@son of spam: Of course it's parody, in the classical sense, and very clever, too, but my reaction is closer to @BertinaZavala: @Richard Lawson: (see downstairs).
I never tire of your referencing Picture Perfect as an actual movie of Godawfulness. That is what you were doing there, right?
Also, have you forgotten The Object of My Affection? In that one she's preggers and in love with a man who can never truly love her, all things she desperately strives to be!
Her next movie is called The Baster.
IMDB synopsis: An unmarried 40-year-old woman turns to a turkey baster in order to become pregnant. Seven years later, she reunites with her best friend, who has been living with a secret: he replaced her preferred sperm sample with his own.
That Kelly chick is having some age issues. She has the maturity of a 23-year-old college student (college on the 6 year plan!), the face of a 53-year-old, and the legs of a 6-year-old giraffe.
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ps-What is the Facebook you speak of? Is it some kind of model site for bookings?
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Kelly, to quote Lily Von Schtup, we're tired of your being aspired.
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Play on words?
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That's the new thing from Domino's, right?
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Also, have you forgotten The Object of My Affection? In that one she's preggers and in love with a man who can never truly love her, all things she desperately strives to be!
Her next movie is called The Baster.
IMDB synopsis: An unmarried 40-year-old woman turns to a turkey baster in order to become pregnant. Seven years later, she reunites with her best friend, who has been living with a secret: he replaced her preferred sperm sample with his own.
Too sad to be for reals.
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