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    Kenley Collins Says Ex Can Keep That Cat She Just Threw at Him

    An Important Movement Begins

    Terriblest Project Runway Contestant Ever Throws Cat at Person

    Michael Clarke Duncan Is On Team Kenley!
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    Image of leonleonleon leonleonleon
    03/20/09

    In reply to Kenley Collins Says Ex Can Keep That Cat She Just Threw at Him
    Ahahahahahaha my friend was stuck in an apartment with her yesterday. Said she was hiding from the paparazzi, and yes, is that awful
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    03/20/09

    In reply to Kenley Collins Says Ex Can Keep That Cat She Just Threw at Him
    I prefer to throw birds, because of the boomerang action.
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    Image of hamburgerhotdog hamburgerhotdog
    03/20/09

    In reply to Kenley Collins Says Ex Can Keep That Cat She Just Threw at Him
    Oh Leanne, girl, watch out! We all know Kenley doesn't take criticism well. You obviously don't understand that the sort of crazy she was going for because your taste levels aren't at her level.
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    Image of AndIAmTellingYou AndIAmTellingYou
    03/20/09

    In reply to Kenley Collins Says Ex Can Keep That Cat She Just Threw at Him
    Sorry, Kenley... ouch-Wiedersehen! Bye!
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    03/20/09

    In reply to Kenley Collins Says Ex Can Keep That Cat She Just Threw at Him
    No harm in Leanne's comments; the cat's already out of the bag.
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    Image of karion karion
    03/20/09

    @92BuickLeSabre: See, I like simple humor. Nice.
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    Image of Awesome X Awesome X
    03/20/09

    In reply to Kenley Collins Says Ex Can Keep That Cat She Just Threw at Him
    So, if she'd married Zak Penley, she would've been Kenley Penley? That's so perfect.
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    Image of the fung the fung
    03/20/09

    In reply to Kenley Collins Says Ex Can Keep That Cat She Just Threw at Him
    Kenley Penley

    Puddin' Pie

    Mauled the boys and made them cry.
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    Image of Awesome X Awesome X
    03/20/09

    @the fung:


    I do not like cats in a boat

    I do not like cats tied in rope

    I do not like cats few or many

    I do not like cats, Kenley Penley!

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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    03/20/09

    In reply to Kenley Collins Says Ex Can Keep That Cat She Just Threw at Him
    She freaked out because she realized she was about to become Kenley Penley.
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    Image of rednrowdy rednrowdy
    03/20/09

    @Kid Twist: just like on laverne and shirley when shirley married the guy who's last name was meany and she would have been shirley feeney meany.


    i had an old college roommate who's first name was kelly and she married a guy whose last name was...kelly. she didn't change her name, but i still think of her as kelly kelly.

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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    03/19/09

    In reply to An Important Movement Begins
    I am responding to your sign offering a free Kenley.


    What are the care and feeding requirements for a Kenley? Is it expensive to keep a Kenley? Will a Kenley play well with my other pets? I got a free Tibet last month (from the shelter) and just want to make sure that they'll get along.

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    Image of Wendy_Kroy Wendy_Kroy
    03/19/09

    In reply to An Important Movement Begins
    Did she throw the cat at her other mother, with the button eyes? (Button eyes courtesy of Mood.)


    What, no Coraline fans out there?

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    Image of scarletmenace scarletmenace
    03/19/09

    In reply to An Important Movement Begins
    Free Kenley???? What about the kittehs!
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    03/19/09

    In reply to An Important Movement Begins
    Kittens are not grenades. There is no pin and we do not throw them.


    Not even when they yak up hairballs on the bed.

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    Image of hilkaryic hilkaryic
    03/19/09

    In reply to An Important Movement Begins
    OMG I just spit out my water and snorted really loud.
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    Image of Kobayashi Maru Kobayashi Maru
    03/19/09

    @hilkaryic: Why? Did someone throw a cat at you?
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    Image of hamburgerhotdog hamburgerhotdog
    03/19/09

    In reply to An Important Movement Begins
    I don't see what the problem is. Her father, the tugboat captain, routinely puts cats in cannons to fend off pirates.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    03/19/09

    @hamburgerhotdog: Yarrgh!


    That mebbe be werkin' 'ginst Somali pirates but we REAL buccaneers not be a'scar'd o' enne wee cats. In fact, fer months, out of chain shot, th' infamous Blackbeard used t' stuff the cannon wi' calico cats an' aim them at the enemy sails.


    Have ye e'er seen what a wet an' angry cat kin do to a mainsail?

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    Image of Awesome X Awesome X
    03/19/09

    In reply to An Important Movement Begins
    Uh, you guuuuuuuuuuuuuyssss, she totally nailed him with that kitty.
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    Image of hamburgerhotdog hamburgerhotdog
    03/19/09

    @Awesome X: That cat is too fat. Just like Leanne. It wasn't even trying to really hurt him. That cat wasn't selling the injury.
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