Ted Cruz Spotted Desperately Trying To Win Yet Another Race

Ted Cruz is back in the horse race, and this time it’s even more torturous than the last.

Ted Cruz is back in the horse race, and this time it’s even more torturous than the last.
It is an afro made of feathers. New York Magazine's Daily Intel said that this other hat was the most ridiculous hat but that is incorrect because this hat is an afro made of feathers and that hat is a Kate Gosselin haircut made of feathers at best.
A woman plays it safe at the 136th running of the Kentucky Derby today. Lookin at Luck is the favorite to win. [Pic via Getty]
You like to play with the pretty horses? Step away, until you pony up some cash, ha. High profile horse racing has become an entirely corporate marketing-driven spectacle, where horses are sponsored by UPS and owned by hedge funds. The big sponsor of the Kentucky Derby is YUM Brands, owner of Taco Bell and KFC. Who…
The Kentucky Derby is coming up. You don't know shit about racing. But you love betting on things! Who to wager this weekend's drug money on? Allow Jeff Johnson and Pavement's Bob Nostanovich to help. [Vice]