Malcolm-Jamal Warner was in Drop Zone with Keith MacKechnie who was in Frost/Nixon with Kevin Bacon, Fosterrrrr!
As for the Jon and Kate paparazzi, I would venture to say yer average Philly sports fans are douchebag enough to want to hang out in Reading all day with a telephoto lens.. but that's just me :d
@lobstr: Whew, thanks. I was trying to go through Matthew McConaughey because the only thing I know Malcolm-Jamal Warner to have been in since Cosby was Fool's Gold.
@SaraRueful: @Shelwood: @lobstr: I would star you all for doing the legwork, but you're all already starred! So instead I will buy you all Diet Cokes and read selections from Glamorama for you.
When did St. Martin's become a scum-bucket publishing house? Have I missed something? Shouldn't some near-bankruptcy publisher, like the one that gave us Jayson Blair's book before going belly-up, publish this junk? Or is St. Martin's just desperate?
They wondered why Jon Gosselin is frolicking with his kids in the front yard in front of paps instead of privately in the backyard. Apparently he's teaching the kids the photo op lesson.
The big story here is the whole baseball card collection development. It appears that there was a major investigation launched when the card collection of a deceased son of a multi-millionaire couple was stolen. Why are lie detectors involved? Then a member of the campaign staff is called on the carpet about it? Did John sell the cards? Forget Rielle, I want to know what's going on with these baseball cards.
@uncle_wiggly: Yes, that truly is the exciting part of this story. I mean, what kind of asshole would steal the dead kid's baseball cards? And why would he not have been fired a long time ago?
@vampz4cash: At the risk of being flamed, I'm gonna say this anyway: Elizabeth Edwards is one of those long-suffering women who has spent her entire life in some form of denial. She married a man who made a ton of money in a decidedly craven way, then lived off of him for years, had more kids when she was almost 50 (!) to replace a dead son, and is shocked, SHOCKED, to find out that said husband is a cheating little twerp who hopes she dies when it's convenient for him and his latest mistress. (Right. Like he never cheated before?) And she calls the other woman, who has a child that is related to her own kids, "pathetic." As for the dead son's baseball cards, who the hell knows what happened to them? Maybe they were lost. John hocked them to pay for some jewelry for one of his girlfriends. She just wants to blame someone who had something to do with her husband's secrets.
Love the Spitzer/Sanford bit... what the former prosecutor is neglecting to remember is that he broke the law by hiring a prostitute (maybe even a couple due to crossing state lines and money transfers). I think they are both tools.
If Spitzer thinks he can pull the holier than thou card and get away with it, he must be on his way to a political comeback tour. This could be fun.
Edwards was one of the biggest hidden-in-plain-sight scuzzball in the history of politics. It was always weirdly obvious that this was going to happen to him.
You had me at John Edwards sex tape. I sure hope they do some blue-collar role playing.
"Honey, we just can't afford a new car. Now come over here and blow me!"
"I would but I'm just too tired from working two jobs. I'm just going to roll over and you can put it in if you want. BUT ONLY IN THE BUTT! We can't afford another kid!"
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Kevin Bacon
was in Oliver Stone's JFK which also starred Gary Oldman as Lee Harvey Oswald.
Gary Oldman was also in The Fifth Element. The Fifth Element also starred Milla Jovovich.
Milla Jovovich was in The Messenger where she played
Joan of Arc, a Catholic saint.
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As for the Jon and Kate paparazzi, I would venture to say yer average Philly sports fans are douchebag enough to want to hang out in Reading all day with a telephoto lens.. but that's just me :d
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And, hey, isn't Bacon from Philly? Perhaps he could pick up some extra cash (to make up for the Madoff) by becoming a Gosselin pap.
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If Spitzer thinks he can pull the holier than thou card and get away with it, he must be on his way to a political comeback tour. This could be fun.
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"Honey, we just can't afford a new car. Now come over here and blow me!"
"I would but I'm just too tired from working two jobs. I'm just going to roll over and you can put it in if you want. BUT ONLY IN THE BUTT! We can't afford another kid!"
.... and, scene.
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Have you also noticed this adjective dynamic?
poor= mentally ill
rich= somewhat eccentric
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