Vladimir Putin's Manifold Talents Extend to Crooning Golden Oldies
When he's not busy shooting whales with a crossbow, chilling with his bro Silvio Berlusconi, or riding horseback with no shirt, Vladimir Putin regales the likes of Kevin Costner and Sharon Stone with creepily bloodless renditions of Fats Domino hits.
Ryan Seacrest's LA Mansion Can Be Yours For $14.5 Million
Bubbly blond TV personality Ryan Seacrest is selling the mansion he bought from Kevin Costner in 2006. His redecorating efforts even landed the "Casa di Pace" a spread in Architectural Digest! Wanna live in Mr. Infotainment's crib? Photos below.
The Company Men: Won't Someone Please Give Ben Affleck a Job?
Here's a trailer for The Company Men, John "ER" Wells' drama feature about the working men of the rat race and what happens when they get laid off. Very timely! The teaser was intriguing. How does the full-length trailer look?
BP Loves Kevin Costner's Oil-Cleaning Machine, Even Though It Hasn't Done Anything Yet
BP executives had a press conference yesterday with their celebrity savior Kevin Costner to heap praise on his miraculous oil-cleaning machine. Too bad the device hasn't even been put in the water yet. Remember about chickens and hatching, BP.
Kevin Costner Proposes Oil Spill Solution on Good Morning America
Inspired by his role in "Waterworld" and 1989's Exxon Valdez disaster, Kevin Costner's company Costner Industries has developed a machine that separates the water from the oil at high speeds. Though initial tests proved unsuccessful, Costner Industries remain optimistic.
Technical Difficulties Lead to Steve Doocy's True Costner Feelings
While going over the headlines this morning on Fox & Friends, Steve Doocy reacted to Kevin Costner's involvement in the gulf oil spill in the same way that many have reacted to Mr. Costner's films for the past ten years.
Blinded Me with Science
[Kevin Costner testified before the House Committee on Science and Technology today. He talked about his Ocean Therapy Solutions water purifiers could possibly clean up the BP oil spill. Really. Image via Getty]
Kevin Costner Will Save the Oceans from the Oil Spill
BP have tried everything from hats to golf balls to try and stop the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico? Know what they didn't think of? Kevin Costner. Who may actually save the ocean like a real-life action hero.
Kate Winslet Is the Depression-Era Mother We Never Had
Kate Winslet will play a single mother. Taylor Lautner is causing fights. Twilight gets sliced in two. Kevin Costner? He's just chillin', starring in a new WWII pick. The Roundup just won $5 on a scratch ticket. It's buying another!
Massive 'Waterworld' Discovered in Space, Presence of Kevin Costner Unconfirmed
Astronomers have found a planet around six-and-a-half times the size of Earth, which they believe has abundant liquid water. It's one of the most Earth-like planets discovered yet, and it's a mere 40 light-years away. Road trip! [MSNBC]
Hipster Brooklyn Doomed to "Waterworld" Existence in Sea Rise Sinking Future
Here's a prediction of how land is going to change as oceans rise over the years. A tipster helpfully points out a submerged Greenpoint, thus relegating serious contingencies of Brooklyn's hipsters to a Waterworld-like existence. The big difference: water. [BoingBoing]
The Death of Michael Jackson: The Day After
• An autopsy is scheduled to be performed on Michael Jackson this morning; just when the results will be back isn't clear. Meanwhile, attention is being focused on the drugs Jackson may have been taking just before he went into cardiac arrest yesterday, a "cocktail" that may have included the powerful narcotic…
Finally, The World Is Spared Another Show About Lawyers
Hipster movies are made, as are ones about the depraved world of small town Texas. Which are sorta hipster in their own right. Bad news for David E. Kelley, which is good news for us.

