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    Image of labyrinthine IS DOING THIS labyrinthine IS DOING THIS
    07/05/09

    In reply to Can Harry Potter's Magic Cure John Edwards' PR Issues Or His Co-Star's Swine Flu?
    also...wow, you're right, Foster: that Gansevoort place looks positively douchetastic.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    07/05/09

    @labyrinthine IS DOING THIS: I've admittedly infiltrated it before. $14 drinks that taste like shit. A great view. Always a line in front. But maybe the worst bar in New York, all said and done. Truly.
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    Image of maude_flanders maude_flanders
    07/05/09

    In reply to Can Harry Potter's Magic Cure John Edwards' PR Issues Or His Co-Star's Swine Flu?
    I'm sorry Rumer Willis, but you're no Wallace Shawn. You just aren't."


    I'm an idiot for asking, but that's a joke, right?


    How many viewers of GG actually know that 1) Wallace Shawn is a playwright (in addition to being an actor) and 2) He was "Rex" from Toy Story (first movie from which I recognize that name...damn is Pixar good)?


    Damn right Rumer isn't Wallace Shawn...the audience demographic will have a (slightly) higher chance of knowing who the hell she is.


    Maybe the adults that guiltily admit to watching this beautiful-looking, questionably-written show would recognize him. (I'm in that group of "adults" who know the beautiful pool is tainted "meh" writing but came back to drink for both seasons...sigh.)

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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    07/05/09

    @maude_flanders: Believe me, I've seen My Dinner With Andre. It's no Gossip Girl. But The Princess Bride, on the other hand...
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    07/05/09

    In reply to Can Harry Potter's Magic Cure John Edwards' PR Issues Or His Co-Star's Swine Flu?
    Also, and I may have linked this before, but I think it still has mileage:


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    Image of onehotmess onehotmess
    07/05/09

    @Mount_Prion: Is that a dress or is she molting?
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    07/05/09

    @onehotmess: In my opinion, which is utterly unimportant, the fact that you managed to make the above image worse means you deserve your star.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    07/05/09

    In reply to Can Harry Potter's Magic Cure John Edwards' PR Issues Or His Co-Star's Swine Flu?
    Oh man, that description could only be better if it was the Crow II soundtrack.


    I snorted.

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    Image of Scout 3.0 Scout 3.0
    07/05/09

    In reply to Can Harry Potter's Magic Cure John Edwards' PR Issues Or His Co-Star's Swine Flu?
    I guess Edwards is checking how long his nose is, in that mirror.
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    Image of Oxycontin Merry-go-round Oxycontin Merry-go-round
    07/05/09

    @Scout 3.0: I thought he was checking his hairline to ensure that his deal with the devil was still intact.
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    Image of katekate is squared katekate is squared
    07/05/09

    @Scout 3.0: It sort of looks like he's gearing up to punch somebody. To me his internal monologue must go something like this:


    "Hey, what are you looking at, motherfucker? You don't like this fucking $600 haircut? I'm gonna knock you out, you handsome bastard."

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    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    07/05/09

    @Oxycontin Merry-go-round: It's hard to appreciate that golden fiddle when your wife is beating you publicly with it.
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    07/05/09

    In reply to Can Harry Potter's Magic Cure John Edwards' PR Issues Or His Co-Star's Swine Flu?
    Courtney is always welcome to stay at my house, where the rooms have already been conveniently trashed.
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    Image of katekate is squared katekate is squared
    07/05/09

    @Private Hangnail: Be careful. You'll never get the smell of desperation out of your drapes.
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    Image of PandoraSpocks PandoraSpocks
    07/02/09

    In reply to Renee Zellweger is the Tiger in Bradley Cooper's Bathroom
    Okay, I am taking some of the mean things I said about Ryan. He is clearly brokenhearted and I am touched by his genuine grief.
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    Image of PandoraSpocks PandoraSpocks
    07/02/09

    @PandoraSpocks: taking them BACK.
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    Image of LatestBy LatestBy
    07/02/09

    In reply to Renee Zellweger is the Tiger in Bradley Cooper's Bathroom
    The book I Love You, Beth Cooper was actually a good read. (The author writes/wrote for The Simpsons. It's a shame the movie looks like such a big back of suck.
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    Image of Trixie from Toronto Trixie from Toronto
    07/02/09

    In reply to Renee Zellweger is the Tiger in Bradley Cooper's Bathroom
    The Bradley Cooper ladies' man talk confuses me. I thought he was gay and that's why his marriage to Jennifer Esposito lasted five minutes -- she caught him with a dude.
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    07/02/09

    @Trixie from Toronto: That's OK. Renee already knows all about Cold Mountin'.
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    Image of nozer nozer
    07/02/09

    In reply to Renee Zellweger is the Tiger in Bradley Cooper's Bathroom
    OK, I am now convinced that Bradley Cooper is gay.


    My theory is he tried to have Jennifer Esposito and Jennifer Aniston beard for him, but they didn't want to (not even Aniston is that desperate). Renee, on the other hand, is a born professional.

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    Image of DeltaGuy DeltaGuy
    07/02/09

    @Trixie from Toronto: In a Details interview (yes, I read a Details article), he basically admits to being a massive drunk and douchebag around the time he was married to Esposito. I got the impression that he probably came across as an exciting guy that she immediately regretted marrying once they started living together, and he started drag racing.
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    Image of Helman Helman
    07/02/09

    In reply to Renee Zellweger is the Tiger in Bradley Cooper's Bathroom
    Everything about Dianne Keaton is awesome.
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    07/02/09

    In reply to Renee Zellweger is the Tiger in Bradley Cooper's Bathroom
    "Tinsley Mortimer has fully dumped Topper ..."


    DOES RICHARD KNOW ABOUT THIS???

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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    07/02/09

    @MisterHippity: And what does Guadeloupe think????
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    07/02/09

    @SaraRueful: (or whatever her name was.)
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    Image of freedc freedc
    07/02/09

    @SaraRueful: @MisterHippity: I'd like to think Guadeloupe broke the news gently to Richard after she saw Topper haul ass from the penthouse with two suitcases of belongings, making a run for freedom.
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    07/02/09

    In reply to Renee Zellweger is the Tiger in Bradley Cooper's Bathroom
    I thought being linked to Zellweger automatically meant you were gay, you know, like her ex-husband. (Jack White excepted.)
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    07/02/09

    In reply to Renee Zellweger is the Tiger in Bradley Cooper's Bathroom
    Hayden Panettiere appears to have man-pecs, so I'm curious to see her prove that she's actually a woman. Other than that, none too interested.
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    Image of Macloserboy Macloserboy
    07/02/09

    @DahlELama: Thank you for verbalizing what's been lurking in the back of my mind since the first day I saw her. I've never understood the fascination with her other than being a blonde in a cheerleader outfit.
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    07/02/09

    @Macloserboy: You have a high threshold for "fascination."
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    Image of irishflyesq irishflyesq
    07/02/09

    In reply to Renee Zellweger is the Tiger in Bradley Cooper's Bathroom
    "If you can't say anything nice… …Just stand next to your spouse and smile supportively."


    Oh Jenny Sanford, you have a lot to learn from Posh.

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    Image of DaveCrabtree DaveCrabtree
    07/02/09

    @irishflyesq: Oh, I think Jenny's out for blood on this one. She's no longer interested in making theirs a successful marriage.
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