Kevin Nealon's Irrational Fear of Death By Chimpanzee

As a New Year's resolution, Kevin Nealon has taken up meditation. Only for him, the meditating turns into worrying, and he's got quite a lot of fears. Today on Ellen, he explained his "spheres of fear."
A Book Deal about the Botwins on Weeds
The designer drinks Andy made have been a success at the club, and for Mr. Schiff (Richard Dreyfuss). Unfortunately for Nancy though, some reporter is trying to get a book deal writing about Nancy's various journeys through criminal wilderness.
Happy Birthday
Chloe Sevigny turns 35 today. Project Runway winner Christian Siriano is turning 24. Owen Wilson is 41. Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly is turning 39. Former MSNBC anchor Rita Cosby turns 45. Elizabeth Perkins of Weeds is 49. Singer-songwriter Duncan Sheik is 40. Comedian Kevin Nealon is turning 56. The Office's Oscar…
The Spy Magazine 'Bunny Burgers' Pilot (And Two More Pranks!)
A balloongram for John Gotti, and an afternoon with Dan Quayle. Courtesy of Kurt Andersen.
Random Elephant-Loving Celebrities Address City Council: A Defamer Gallery
Have you ever wanted to see Slash fight Lily Tomlin over an elephant? You're in luck!
