KFC Employee Fired for Making Out with Boob-Shaped Tub of Mashed Potatoes and Posting Photos of the Act Online

Facebook photos of a KFC employee in Tennessee making out with what appears to be a tub of mashed potatoes molded in the shape of a boob were recently brought to the attention of local CBS affiliate WJHL, which subsequently launched an investigation into their origin.
The man who's bringing KFC to Ghana is a "plastics-mogul-turned-restaurateur." Sounds about right.
Teen Finds Fried 'Brain' in Box of KFC
A British teen was enjoying a "Gladiator box meal" at his local KFC when he suddenly stumbled onto something he didn't order.
John Goodman Stars as Colonel Sanders in a Pro-Gay Ad for KFC
Okay, so this is technically a parody ad produced by Funny or Die. But it still stars John Goodman as a maybe-gay, definitely-creepy Colonel who extols the virtues of picking KFC over Chick-fil-A (they're open on Sundays!).
KFC to Release Colonel Sanders' Autobiography for Free, Even Though That Guy Hated KFC
KFC announced this week it will make a never-before-seen autobiography and cookbook written by Colonel Sanders available for download on its Facebook page starting June 4th. Interestingly, as Smithsonian Magazine’s Food & Think blog noted last month, there was pretty much nothing Colonel Sanders hated more than…
KFC Is Putting Colonel Sanders' Recipes on the Internet
The bigwigs at KFC recently discovered a long-lost manuscript by Colonel Sanders, the highest-ranking military man in the fast food universe. It's his life story stitched together with his favorite recipes for things like pies, casseroles, sauces, and just about everything else. And it's going to be available for free…
The 'Cheesy Bacon Bowl' Is KFC's Latest Culinary Abomination
KFC made headlines last year with the "Double Down," which was like a grilled cheese, except with fried chicken instead of bread. Oh, and bacon. But that was 2010! The fast food chain's latest heart attack-ready meal? The "Cheesy Bacon Bowl," which improves upon the existing mush of fried chicken, cheese, corn, and…
Denny's New Sandwiches Trump the KFC Double Down
Remember the KFC Double Down? Sure you do. It was that terrible and probably delicious monstrosity that replaced bread with fried chicken and your arteries with chaos. Well, welcome to 2011, where the Double Down is a thing of the past. Denny's has launched their new, "Let's Get Cheesy" menu, and nary a calorie was…
Did General Tso Threaten Colonel Sanders?
We love the FBI's new document-sharing website, "The Vault"! Without it, we might never know that a corrupt cop may have killed the Notorious B.I.G. Or that a mysterious "general" warned KFC's Colonel Sanders of a murder plot!
KFC Targets Africans
Having conquered all of America—from Oprah fans to coed buttocks—chicken byproduct purveyor KFC now has plans to double the number of stores it has in Africa over the next three years. Ohhh, in Africa, huh?
Community's Rocket-Fueled, Kentucky-Fried Product Placement Episode
Last night's episode of Community experimented with product placement by writing an entire script around a sponsor. KFC was that sponsor, which might have been difficult to advertise—had they not created a flight simulator fueled by the Colonel.
Coed With Chicken Ad on Butt Is Disturbingly Archetypal
What sort of college woman would turn her body into a walking KFC advertisement by accepting $500 to wear sweatpants with "Double Down" emblazoned on the buttocks? An empowered one!
KFC Renting Coed Buttocks, Cheap
KFC will pay college girls $500 to walk around campus wearing sweatpants that bear the "Double Down" logo on the ass. Girls who dine too frequently at KFC are presumably not the desired models. [via Adfreak]
Hey, Is That Colonel Sanders Hanging Out In The Early Show Crowd?
Today is Colonel Sanders' 120th birthday and he celebrated by making an appearance in the Early Show audience. He later stopped by to check out the Double Down sandwich and promptly went back to being dead.
Drunk Hungry Bear Loves Him Some KFC, Taco Bell
This clip from comedian Alex Blagg gives us a clue into the thought process of a drunk person hitting up a Taco Bell/KFC drive-thru. Because everyone that goes to Taco Bell/ KFC has to be at least a little drunk.
Super Skinny Urban Outfitters T-Shirt Targets Anorexics
Proto-fauxhemian clothier Urban Outfitters is messing with young girls minds by selling a T-shirt that says "Eat Less." It probably doesn't come larger than size 12. Sadly, this will not keep one fatty from eating 10 Double Downs at once.
New KFC Slogan: The Product of Hundreds of Geniuses
KFC knows how to do three things: 1. Get lots of PR for its terrifying chicken-byproduct products; 2. Lose money; and 3. Make comical "branding" statements, while doing items one and two. Wait'll you catch the new tagline!
