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    Image of ihatetwitter ihatetwitter
    11/14/09

    In reply to Adorable PC Battle at Horace Mann
    There is too much attention paid to bazonga cancer. My dad is currently fighting asshole cancer and it is far more common. Of course women also have to contend with pussy cancer. #horacemann
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    Image of PinkPundit PinkPundit
    11/13/09

    In reply to Adorable PC Battle at Horace Mann
    Damn, I'm not keeping up with the times. I always thought they were "gazongas." #horacemann
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    Image of The One The One
    11/14/09

    @PinkPundit: I think you may be confusing bazongas with Gonzaga University and their basketball program. #horacemann
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    Image of LatestBy LatestBy
    11/13/09

    In reply to Adorable PC Battle at Horace Mann
    Come on. At least spell all those Nick Gerards names right. #horacemann
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    Image of Nick Gerard Nick Gerard
    11/13/09

    In reply to Adorable PC Battle at Horace Mann
    Come on. At least spell my name right. #horacemann
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    Image of Rozelle’s Bagman Rozelle’s Bagman
    11/13/09

    In reply to Adorable PC Battle at Horace Mann
    I just think it's great that a prep school newspaper can use Bazongas in a hed and the NYT can't. Not even in Maureen Dowd's column.
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    Image of metoometoo metoometoo
    11/13/09

    In reply to Adorable PC Battle at Horace Mann
    Ooh, I know Scott Rogowsky! He is funny and a nice guy. I can't imagine that his speech was really offensive. #horacemann
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    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    11/13/09

    In reply to Adorable PC Battle at Horace Mann
    Grawl dogs? C.H.U.D.s not good enough for you pampered snobs? #horacemann
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    Image of pmarble pmarble
    11/13/09

    In reply to Adorable PC Battle at Horace Mann
    Wouldn't it be a wee bit weird if a female speaker said she mostly liked a guy because of his giant weiner/package/trouser snake/fill in your own silly word? I get that this is all a bit overblown, but the girl has a point. Just because high school boys (who are we kidding, all men) objectify women based on the size of their tits doesn't make it okay for a high school assembly. 'Cus you know however much the guy was trying to say he was callow in his youth, he's probably just as callow now -- and the message to young women remains the same: the size of your tits matters a whole lot more to a lot of men than the quality of your mind. #horacemann
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/13/09

    @pmarble: What you said. Exactly. "Dick cancer." #horacemann
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    11/13/09

    In reply to Adorable PC Battle at Horace Mann
    Just wait til some guy wants to motor boat her bazongas. #horacemann
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    Image of shostakobitch shostakobitch
    11/13/09

    In reply to Adorable PC Battle at Horace Mann
    I want to put my grawl dog betwixt some bazongas. #horacemann
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    11/13/09

    In reply to Adorable PC Battle at Horace Mann
    Ooh, someone needs to tell Leah Byland about that college "journalist" from Fairfield University. #horacemann
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    Image of boozeshaman boozeshaman
    11/13/09

    In reply to Adorable PC Battle at Horace Mann
    After too many refreshments, I once boorishly asserted that Farrah Fawcett had died of "pussy cancer," and was quickly made aware that, not only was I factually incorrect (she actually died of asshole cancer), but also that "pussy cancer" is not in fact a medical term. What an asshole! #horacemann
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    11/13/09

    In reply to Adorable PC Battle at Horace Mann
    This is nuts. These students should find some stones, stop bawling over spilt milk, sack up, and go back to taking tests. #horacemann
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    Image of TheBusinessGuy TheBusinessGuy
    11/13/09

    In reply to Adorable PC Battle at Horace Mann
    I'm waiting for this to be on Fox News. #horacemann
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    Image of Swifter Swifter
    11/13/09

    In reply to Adorable PC Battle at Horace Mann
    Possible new uses of this word:

    "Flight of the Bazongas"
    "Bazonga Nation"
    "When Bazongas are outlawed, only outlaws will have Bazongas"
    "The Bazonga Experiment"
    "Bazongas for Dummies"
    "Kentucky Fried Bazongas"
    "Bazonga Fingers"
    "Pocket Bazonga"
    "The Big Bad Book of Bazongas" #horacemann
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    Image of CrayonSmoothie CrayonSmoothie
    11/13/09

    @Swifter: "Night of The Living Bazongas" #horacemann
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    Image of Swifter Swifter
    11/14/09

    @CrayonSmoothie: "Raiders of the Lost Bazongas" #horacemann
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    Image of deva14 deva14
    11/14/09

    @Swifter: "Bazongaland" #horacemann
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    Image of deva14 deva14
    11/14/09

    @deva14: Dang. That was a play on Zombieland -- as opposed to Adventureland or Candyland or any other -land. #horacemann
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    Image of kneetoe kneetoe
    11/14/09

    @Swifter: "Attack of the Killer Bazongas" and the great song "If I Only Had Bazongas." #horacemann
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