Poor Brooke Shields... She'll be cut from the free Proenza list, drunken Kiefer defending her honor is sad, and she was deprived of her final "e" on Defamer.
It's been well established that I have a strong attraction for at-times inappropriate, uncouth, and usually drunken cads. So this Kiefer Sutherland news has me currently catching the vapors.
I know he has money, lots of it, but I have never understood why/how Billy Joel gets so many chicks. Rich, yes, but he's a drunk and he looks like Billy Joel.
@Trixie from Toronto: Also - he doesn't seem like that much fun to be around. He had a bike built on American Chopper and he came off as a real jerk ass.
@Trixie from Toronto: My godmother's ex owns this shipbuilding business with him and he seems like a nice enough guy when he's not drinking. I think the major draw is that he wrote "Only The Good Die Young", which seems to be the sexiest song ever if you are a middle-class white girl.
Rebound girl, she's been livin' in her soap star world. I bet she's never had a thrice-married guy, I bet she never got a DUI. I'm gonna try for a rebound girl.
@scroll_lock: Katie said goodbye to me tonight -- one more alimony check to write. Who else should I do? Alex, come here and let’s screw! I haven't had sex for the longest time.
Though nothing can touch "I bet she never had a DUI." That's genius!
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Ho boy. The Mirror maybe should've done a little googling about Omer Bhatti: it turns out he was questioned by investigators about porn and "Jesus Juice" in the last round of sexual abuse allegations: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/michaeljackson/0227051jacksonsexed1.html
@Dickdogfood: Entertainment shows last night said he and his parents moved in with michael after michael foung the child "fasinating". They moved from asia - into neverland. It may be his "love child" but a totally different definition of such.
@Queen of the Passive Aggressives: Why would the family place him in a prominent spot at the funeral if this was going to pop up? I am sure there was another seat he could have sat in that would have avoided any speculation as to his involvement with Michael? This total lack of awareness is ridiculous for a family that has lived in the spotlight!
@TriedandTrue: Maybe they just want to have him join a jackson tour - I'm not kidding...they are greedy folks and this kid could stand up front and represent michael. Then when he's a little older they can add Blanket as the "young" michael. I'm seeing a 5 year vegas run here.
@polypam: I so want this to be true: some possibly gay Euro kid copies dad's moves and raps over his 90s beats? Amazing. But it just looks like another copycat kid to me.
Who knows why he was front row at the funeral. Maybe he's become good friends with the family.
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It's still a step up from beating up a hotel Christmas tree, the last victim of one of Kiefer's drunken altercations.
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If that's the real Kiefer, I've got to say, he's a pretty good actor.
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"Were't not for laughing, I should pity him."
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("I bet she never got a DUI" -- I'm still laughing.)
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Though nothing can touch "I bet she never had a DUI." That's genius!
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And as always, the comments are as entertaining as the video.
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Who knows why he was front row at the funeral. Maybe he's become good friends with the family.
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