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Sex and the City Actress To Continue Having Sex
Sex and the City star and perpetually naked old lady Kim Cattrall will continue her illustrious career of pretend-fucking on camera for HBO. The positively ancient fiftysomething coital acrobat has signed on to play the lead in a new series, copied of course from a British show, about a middle-aged woman who has a sexual reawakening, leading to major life changes. It's essentially about fucking to terms with things. No word yet on whether she'll have three shrill, shoe-worshiping friends, but you can bet there will be puns. So very many puns. [EW.com] More »
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Newest Disaster Also Not Miley Cyrus' Fault
- An LA band called Lustra called out Miley Cyrus by name for a song that sounds way, way too much like one of their songs. But it turns out Cyrus doesn't write any of her own songs, so now the band kind of looks like a bunch of assholes. [P6]
- Natalie Portman took a jet ride with movie producer Ryan Kavanaugh and then supposedly "looked smitten." But she's still in love with hippie folksinger Devendra Banhart. [P6]
- Sarah Jessica Parker insisted she is not in a massive catfight with Sex And The City co-stars, particularly Kim Cattrall. Supposedly Cattrall refused to sit through the movie's premiere. Parker said, "I wouldn't have wanted to do it with anyone else," which doesn't really address the rumor. [Daily Star]
- Pete Doherty keeps writing songs for Amy Winehouse, who keeps calling them "shit" and "rubbish." [Mirror]
- You know how you can tell Britney Spears is, indeed, pregnant? Because she recently visited a doctor. [Showbiz Spy]
- First Jack Black revealed Angelina Jolie is pregnant, now Dustin Hoffman has leaked the due date, August 19. More cameos! [Sun]
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Man Reaching for Kleenex Out of Christmas Edition Box Accidentally Tips it Over
[The Sex and the City actress arriving at the after party for the film's London premiere; image via Bauer-Griffin] More »
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Paris Hilton Demands Cute Baby That Can Go A Few Days Without Water And Stuff
- There is no goddamned way animal-hating monster Paris Hilton actually said this to justify her alleged competitive need to conceive: "I have a lot of beautiful animals that I look after and I feel I would have a lot to give my children."
- British police kept hold of singer Amy Winehouse for nine hours of questioning after arresting her in connection with a January video in which she apparently smoked crack. She was said to have "sobbed uncontrollably once inside Limehouse" jail before being released around 1:30 am. By 4 am she was happily rummaging around at a convenience store, chatting up reporters.
- Jennifer Aniston was calling flame John Mayer "every spare moment" she got on a Miami film set. Then he flew to Miami to make out with her in a football stadium. This is the part where we all tune out for our own sanity, right? [OK!]
- For the Sex And The City movie, Sarah Jessica Parker and Cynthia Nixon got to keep their clothes, but Kristin Davis and Kim Cattrall did not. So unjust. How do they expect Kristin Davis to make movies without clothes? [E!]
- The Barbara Walters episode of Oprah attracted more viewers than both Tom Cruise episodes of Oprah, according to television tracking firm Perez Hilton.
- Here is Matt Damon looking creepy in a moustache. [IsThisHappening]
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Alli Sims, You've Been Served!
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Elizabeth Hasselbeck: "It's An Emotional Time"
Cosmopolitan editor Kate White threw a book party of sorts at Michael's today? The hostesses, who—for the record—didn't look too abused, asked why I was there. "For that book thing whatever," I said. They pointed me to the bar. The first thing that caught my eye was Elizabeth Hasselbeck. She was still wearing the harlequin dress that merely hours earlier had weathered the heat of battle with Rosie O'Donnell. Her face was still unnaturally tan. And one long deep wrinkle, as if she had traded in all the little ones for this one, perfectly bisected her forehead. More »
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· Human housing market indicator, Barbara Corcoran, is buying real estate while it's cheap. [Page Six]
· Moby, fearing an attack by Eminem fans, is having a New Year's Eve bash at an undisclosed location. [Page Six]
· Sex in the City siren Kim Cattrall and husband Mark Levinson are getting a divorce—possibly because Levinson wants to be married to "Samantha" and not Kim. [Cindy Adams]
· Giuliani says proposals to build the world's tallest buildings at the trade center site are a mistake, and his latest book may prove a hit for Talk/Miramax. [Liz Smith]
· Cameron Diaz dances dirty with Leonard di Caprio at Dorsea, while Hugh Grant gooses Harvey Weinstein [Intelligencer]
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· Stevie Wonder's mom, Lulu Hardaway, inexplicably referring to herself in the third person, complains that her son won't endorse "Lulu's book." [Page Six]· Human housing market indicator, Barbara Corcoran, is buying real estate while it's cheap. [Page Six]
· Moby, fearing an attack by Eminem fans, is having a New Year's Eve bash at an undisclosed location. [Page Six]
· Sex in the City siren Kim Cattrall and husband Mark Levinson are getting a divorce—possibly because Levinson wants to be married to "Samantha" and not Kim. [Cindy Adams]
· Giuliani says proposals to build the world's tallest buildings at the trade center site are a mistake, and his latest book may prove a hit for Talk/Miramax. [Liz Smith]
· Cameron Diaz dances dirty with Leonard di Caprio at Dorsea, while Hugh Grant gooses Harvey Weinstein [Intelligencer]
