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    Heidi and Spencer Are Celebrities Dangit, So Get Them Out of There!

    A Real Housewife's Masochism, A Pervert's Communism, Whitney Port's Aestheticism

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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    06/01/09

    In reply to Heidi and Spencer Are Celebrities Dangit, So Get Them Out of There!
    Kate Hudson has some really bad taste in men. As much as I think A-Rod is gross and steroidy (and probably herpified), he at least showers. Chris Robinson was gross and looked homeless all the time.
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    06/01/09

    In reply to Heidi and Spencer Are Celebrities Dangit, So Get Them Out of There!
    I imagine Kimora will quickly seek lipo to get rid of her baby phat.
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    06/01/09

    @scroll_lock: Did she carry the baby in her neck??
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    06/01/09

    @someonelikeyou: A be-dazzled Birkin.
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    06/01/09

    In reply to Heidi and Spencer Are Celebrities Dangit, So Get Them Out of There!
    Wait, if LDP beats them senseless how will we know the diff?
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    06/01/09

    In reply to Heidi and Spencer Are Celebrities Dangit, So Get Them Out of There!
    I think the Pink vs. Kanye fight would be the one time I'd actually root for Kanye to win something.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/01/09

    @Almostbanned: Any day Pink gets her face rearranged is a good day in my book.
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    06/01/09

    In reply to Heidi and Spencer Are Celebrities Dangit, So Get Them Out of There!
    Is there another woman with a more diverse dating genus than Kate Hudson? From Chris Robinson to ARoid?


    It's not that she has a chance with me, of course (she's a little waifish for me), I just am curious.

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    06/01/09

    @resipsaloquacious: She is also way waifish for A-Rod, who usually favors the muscular girls.


    Free your mind, resipsa, and you know the rest.

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    Image of Dally Dally
    06/01/09

    In reply to Heidi and Spencer Are Celebrities Dangit, So Get Them Out of There!
    Sperminated? I'll have to try that one out next time I have to sign a baby card doing the rounds in the office.
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    06/01/09

    @Dally: I had an acquaintance some years ago who knocked up two women in a row and I dubbed him The Sperminator. And yeah, he was a jerk but I have to say that I was proud of my stupid pun.
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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    06/01/09

    In reply to Heidi and Spencer Are Celebrities Dangit, So Get Them Out of There!
    Reading all the above makes me want to never leave my house or turn on my television. Can all these people just go the fuck away.


    Susan Boyle, aren't you glad you joined the circus? Actually the circus joined you. There are a bazillion stories about fame corrupting and/or making crazy and you were a train wreck waiting to happen.


    It's a shame that a talented person can't be recognized for that talent without becoming a psych patient. Media and fans, are you happy now?


    And then there's people like Dr. Phil who catapaulted to fame for no good reason and stay in the spotlight stinking up the joint like so much rotting meat.


    Fame. It's a crazy thing.

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    Image of PamBeesley PamBeesley
    06/01/09

    In reply to Heidi and Spencer Are Celebrities Dangit, So Get Them Out of There!
    It makes me sad that Lou Diamond Phillips is on that crappy show. He used to be so great. La Bamba, Young Guns.....
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/01/09

    @PamBeesley: He has done a lot of direct-to-video stuff that is worth seeking out.
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    Image of OrneryBabe OrneryBabe
    06/01/09

    @PamBeesley: Me, too. Anyone catch him in Courage Under Fire? Rrrowwrrr.
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    06/01/09

    @OrneryBabe: OB has refined tastes, I see. (Agreed on the rrrowwrr!)
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    Image of Chip Skylark of Space Chip Skylark of Space
    06/01/09

    In reply to Heidi and Spencer Are Celebrities Dangit, So Get Them Out of There!
    I didn't even know that Kate Hudson had the equipment to be boning A-Rod. It's what I'd ultimately expect from A-Rod, though...
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    06/01/09

    @SteverMan: Kate uses a strap-on.
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    06/01/09

    In reply to Heidi and Spencer Are Celebrities Dangit, So Get Them Out of There!
    Crisis was averted, however, when Madonna realized that she doesn't give a shit about Kate Hudson boning Alex Rodriquez.


    Please. The real reason was that Madonna didn't have the time to indulge in such pettiness---she had to rush to pick up Jesus Luz from Day Care by 6.

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/01/09

    @Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): Hee.
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    06/01/09

    @BookishLookish: Morning, oh Babe of the Books!
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    06/01/09

    @Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): Morning, hot stuff. Who is worshiping at your pedestal today?
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    Image of BowlingForDollars BowlingForDollars
    06/01/09

    In reply to Heidi and Spencer Are Celebrities Dangit, So Get Them Out of There!
    Heidi and Spencer? I see that the use of the term "celebrity" when describing "reality" shows is still used loosely.
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    Image of mmstk101 mmstk101
    06/01/09

    In reply to Heidi and Spencer Are Celebrities Dangit, So Get Them Out of There!
    Poor Heidi's plastic face seems to be melting.
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    05/31/09

    In reply to A Real Housewife's Masochism, A Pervert's Communism, Whitney Port's Aestheticism
    But, but...in today's Times magazine, Bill sez how he put in a new floor and porch and yard and stuff, and how he loves the Chappaqua house.


    /confused & indifferent

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    05/31/09

    In reply to A Real Housewife's Masochism, A Pervert's Communism, Whitney Port's Aestheticism
    Oh, I was hoping the Petty item's headline on TMZ would be Tanked Girl and indeed it was. Dreams do come true.
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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    05/31/09

    @VoxPopuli: Hopefully there will be a Free Willy pun when she's about to get out of jail. Bonus points to whatever publication can also weave in "This is our daughter Dottie. And this is our other daughter ... Dottie's sister" somehow.
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    05/31/09

    In reply to A Real Housewife's Masochism, A Pervert's Communism, Whitney Port's Aestheticism
    K-Ben looks so hot in that picture. She's so goddamn photogenic but thanks to the magic of hi definition television I now know what a scary monster she really looks like. I don't know if that makes me glad or depressed.
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