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    Image of quickqueenof quickqueenof
    03/12/09

    In reply to You Shag Madonna, You Shagged Vanilla Ice
    It takes that far to get from Madonna to Mick Jagger? That can't be right!
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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    03/12/09

    @quickqueenof I think it's pretty much a straight shot.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/12/09

    In reply to You Shag Madonna, You Shagged Vanilla Ice
    I tried to shag someone who shagged Madonna but I couldn't do it. It was too tiny. And by "tiny," I mean so micro that it couldn't go in. It just sort of hung around outside. I have been in awe of Madonna ever since. She must have a fucking syphon in her pussy.
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    03/12/09

    @BookishLookish: It's been rebuilt by Northrop Grumman.
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    03/12/09

    @BookishLookish: That story is unusually graphic for you, Babes! Of course, if you had gone through with that hook-up then we would have been connected by extention, so you probably dodged a bullet there. :)
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/12/09

    @Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): I hope my frankness did not offend you, Oy. Since it was Madonna, I felt forthright and vulgar was the way.
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    Image of fileunder fileunder
    03/12/09

    In reply to You Shag Madonna, You Shagged Vanilla Ice
    This is pretty neat, but I certainly wasn't expecting to see Evan Dando's name when I woke up this morning.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    03/12/09

    In reply to You Shag Madonna, You Shagged Vanilla Ice
    I'm sorry. This is blowing my mind. BILLY ZANE! Really, Madonna, Billy Zane?


    And Ashley Judd and Robert DeNiro. That's all kinds of nasty.


    Wait, wait...BOBBY BROWN AND BEYONCE? Oh, urg.

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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    03/12/09

    In reply to You Shag Madonna, You Shagged Vanilla Ice
    Chris Hillman? How did he get on this list? Next we'll be talking about the sexual exploits of Jesse Winchester.
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    Image of kjack kjack
    03/12/09

    In reply to You Shag Madonna, You Shagged Vanilla Ice
    I feel like such an underachiever. Not sure that's the result they were banking on.
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    03/12/09

    In reply to You Shag Madonna, You Shagged Vanilla Ice
    DAMN. I Shagged everyone by extension on that list? I feel dirty.
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    03/12/09

    In reply to You Shag Madonna, You Shagged Vanilla Ice
    david bowie "shagged" mick jagger?
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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    03/13/09

    @lobstr: Picture it, Sicilly, 1974... Well not Sicilly but it supposedly happened around that time. Those not too Secret Lovers reunited on the set of "Dancing in the Street" and made perfect jackasses of themselves.
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    03/12/09

    In reply to You Shag Madonna, You Shagged Vanilla Ice
    Ummm, I had no idea that kissing someone equaled shagging them. Unless Britney really did fuck Madonna.
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    03/12/09

    In reply to You Shag Madonna, You Shagged Vanilla Ice
    The telling thing about this silly campaign is that most of the bold-faced names are NOT musicians. As if we need any further proof that the M in MTV stands for "mindless."
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    Image of WackoJacko WackoJacko
    03/12/09

    In reply to You Shag Madonna, You Shagged Vanilla Ice
    Waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait - JONI MITCHELL AND JIMI HENDRIX?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?


    "the masking tape tangles ... it's sticky and black ..."


    "you shined like a ruby in a black man's ear ..."


    "Botticelli black boy ..."


    "Sometimes in the evening he would read to her ... roll her in his arms and give his seed to her ..."


    Yesyesyes ... it all makes sense now.

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    Image of Tremonius Tremonius
    03/12/09

    @WackoJacko:


    I

    could drink

    a case of you

    and still be on my feet ...

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    Image of WackoJacko WackoJacko
    03/12/09

    @Tremonius: Ah, I see. That's the Tori Amos interpretation:
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    03/12/09

    In reply to You Shag Madonna, You Shagged Vanilla Ice
    This would be really effective in Portuguese.
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    Image of christonajetski christonajetski
    03/12/09

    In reply to You Shag Madonna, You Shagged Vanilla Ice
    is "the hole world" a subtle dig a Courtney Love or an egregious typo?
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    03/12/09

    @christonajetski: It's an obscure reference to the Butthole Surfers' album "The Hole Truth and Nothing Butt".
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    03/12/09

    @christonajetski: I'm personally curious about this "Carmem Electra". It sounds like a refrigerator from the 1950s.
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    Image of Macloserboy Macloserboy
    03/12/09

    In reply to You Shag Madonna, You Shagged Vanilla Ice
    I call bullshit on these lists starting with Madonna and Prince. As if both their egos could fit in a room for it to happen.


    ...and according to Fred Durst he just went down on Britney.


    It's gonna be fun when the lawyers get to this.

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    Image of Tremonius Tremonius
    03/12/09

    @Macloserboy: He just went down on Britney. I love it.


    There was a story a long while back about a certain group which was set down by a malfunction in the wilds, and the grub ran out, and people died, and consequences consequenced as they will, until later the survivors were taunted for their beastly behavior, grim rumors of cannibalism, and one notable defense attempting to marginalize his participation became a universal slogan for dumb alibis forevermore.


    "I only hat a foot!"

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    Image of Tremonius Tremonius
    03/12/09

    @Tremonius: No, "ate" his "hat."
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    03/12/09

    In reply to You Shag Madonna, You Shagged Vanilla Ice
    Colin Farrell and Britney Spears, really? And Leo and Christina??! I didn't know he had a taste for plastic.


    Also, there should really be a LOTTTTTT more *ahem* entries for Stevie Nicks. I don't believe "no" is part of her vocab.

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