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limber
11/19/09

In reply to Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning Have Made Out
Joe Francis tells drunk women to take their clothes off, he gets millions. Sparkly Vampire tells insane woman same, and he gets trouble.

World gone mad.
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thatgirlinnewyork
11/19/09

In reply to Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning Have Made Out
clicking on a suri cruise item seems as low as one can go, until one does and discovers that this toddler wears slingback heels. closer to xenu, or her parents' way of keeping her from bolting from the compound?
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A Message To Rudy
11/19/09

In reply to Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning Have Made Out
So have girls reduced the number of instances they have gone wild?
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gawkimo
11/19/09

In reply to Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning Have Made Out
I am in my middle 30s. No matter how old Dakota Fanning gets, any prurient thoughts about her makes me either a ped, a perv or a prick.
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Lysergic Asset
11/19/09

@gawkimo: Well, given her mind-blowing precocity, I'll bet in three years or so she'll start dating guys older than you.
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badasscat
11/19/09

@gawkimo: I don't even know how old she actually is, but dude. Isn't there something even creepier about refusing to see a grown woman as anything other than a child?
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DahlELama
11/19/09

@gawkimo: I believe she's 15, so hold onto that feeling for at least another three years.
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gawkimo
11/19/09

@badasscat: You misunderstood my comment: pedophile to pervert implies recognizing the a girl becoming a woman -- the age difference is still there, even when the girl becomes a woman.

My views on the matter are best expressed by Jon Spencer Blues Explosion:

Now you girls 16, 17
Now you just don't know what's happenin'
Come on
Full grown woman
I said full grown
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gawkimo
11/19/09

@DahlELama: Try 11 years. I don't voluntarily hang out with anyone under 25 because they're fucking boring and predictable and their taste in music sucks.

So, get off my lawn, you hoodlums!

#tips
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PaisleyPajamas
11/19/09

In reply to Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning Have Made Out
Does Joe Francis understand that you cannot discharge debt owed to the IRS in a bankruptcy? If this loser is allowed to file for bankruptcy with the stringent new laws, I predict a screeching, ear-piercing public outcry from the unemployed and struggling masses like none the world has heard before.
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gawkimo
11/19/09

@PaisleyPajamas: He could be doing so to protect himself from other creditors.
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PaisleyPajamas
11/19/09

@gawkimo: That has to be the reason, although again, if you have more than you owe, and what you have is in the millions, how the heck is it possible to file for bankruptcy with the new laws? It's not so easy anymore, thanks to the Bush Admin.
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NigelAstydameia
11/19/09

In reply to Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning Have Made Out
Funny how even Kirstie Alley's insults involve eating something.
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DahlELama
11/19/09

In reply to Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning Have Made Out
I always thought a cleaned-up Tommy Lee was the one meant for Pammy.

YES. I can't help but believe these two are soulmates and hope that they'll find their way back to each other, even though that's probably not a good thing for anyone. What can I say? I'm a sucker for a weird, twisted, videotaped love story.
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Mama Penguino
11/19/09

@DahlELama: I think they seem sincerely into each other - and in a genuine, loving way - in the video. Didn't you make a video this summer, Dahl?
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DahlELama
11/19/09

@Mama Penguino: In my defense, Virus and I were very much in love, and no one has seen it but his cats. And, of course, Chillbear, but that's just because he pressed F12 a whole bunch of times.
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topsy
11/19/09

@DahlELama:I finally saw their video earlier this year and I couldn't believe how boring it was; one of the unsexiest sextapes ever. I guess they loved each other (I could care less) but it seemed to me like neither one were capable of any kind of genuine emotion.
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Mama Penguino
11/19/09

@DahlELama: Oh, I knew about Chillbear. I mean, I was there and all.
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DahlELama
11/19/09

@topsy: I saw about two seconds of it once, and I actually thought it was sweet. I'll have to watch it in full to form a real opinion. (For research purposes, of course.)
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gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy
11/19/09

@Mama Penguino: I'm telling Rene. I'm assuming this was during one of his breaks when he was released from your basement and allowed to lounge around my pool.
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Mama Penguino
11/19/09

@gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy: You and your damn pool! Listen, you sexy blonde types are all the same with your pools, your boats, your well-endowed rock star boyfriends. I'm just waiting for the video, Gerbils. I only hope you and Sance have enough decency to be as obviously in love as Pam and Tommy. In the meantime, I'm free to hang out at the pool???
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gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy
11/19/09

@Mama Penguino: Darling, the pool is a free-for-all! Bathing suits not required. But since when is love required for hot, sweaty, throw-down sex? It was delicious, I promise, but without even a hint of that l-word shit.
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Mama Penguino
11/19/09

@gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy: If you care about anyone in the world besides yourself, you will write up this encounter and submit it to WS post-haste!
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gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy
11/19/09

@Mama Penguino: I don't have the nerve yet to submit to WS. I have threatened to send in pics of my boobs, and I may still, but only if ReneSance says it's okay.
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KikiCanuck
11/19/09

In reply to Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning Have Made Out
I think we all need to spend some time seriously thinking about how Kirstie Alley knows how men behave when you bite their dicks off. Also a little ironic for her to get all up in arms about Conan for making fun of fat actresses, when her most recent stab at stardom was the dripping-with-self loathing (and hilarious!) "Fat Actress." She's fat - that's the joke, get it?

Inarticulate tweets are the new bathroom wall.
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Mama Penguino
11/19/09

@KikiCanuck: With all due respect, I'd rather not "spend some time seriously thinking about how Kirstie Alley knows how men behave when [one] bites their dicks off."
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Mo MoDo
11/19/09

In reply to Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning Have Made Out
Great. Now I'm going to have "Cherry Bomb" stuck in my head as the soundtrack to all my 70s era girl on girl fantasies. Oh, wait. I already do.
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Z und Vielpunkt's chick
11/19/09

@Mo MoDo: One question: how the hell did you get into my brain and shoplift my fantasies?
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TableNein
11/19/09

@Mo MoDo: not "Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah):?
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Cam/ron
11/19/09

@Mo MoDo: "I'mmmm the fox you've been waitin' for!"
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Private Hangnail
11/19/09

In reply to Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning Have Made Out
With the illegally taped peephole videos I send out I'm always sure to call them [Insert Celebrity]'s Hot Naked Butt. I find the intense feelings of violation are somewhat lessened when you add a compliment.
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Motoko Kusanagi
11/18/09

In reply to Calling Out Anderson Cooper and Conan O'Brien
Olivia Munn is the only person who can shamelessly whore herself out and remain lovely.

Quite the balancing act!
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phlox✔
11/17/09

In reply to Calling Out Anderson Cooper and Conan O'Brien
We get it, Ryan:
Twitterati
+
Anderson Cooper
?
Profit!
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momof3wildkids
11/17/09

In reply to Calling Out Anderson Cooper and Conan O'Brien
Kirstie Alley's tweet was in response to something tweeted by Star Jones?

What on earth could those two have in common? Oh yeah, nevermind.
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alboy2
10/29/09

In reply to Now You Can Make Money When a Celebrity Bolts from Scientology
This only upholds my belief that most actors are insecure, shallow people. I know not all actors are Scientologists, nor does the reverse hold true, but the "Church" apparently likes to use celebrities for publicity purposes. As a committed non-believer, I have no sympathy for any religion, but this cult is different. No other major religion I have ever encountered has the audacity to charge its members for "religious" instruction. I pity them all. #scientology
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Tart of Darkness
10/31/09

@alboy2: Well, there is the Kabbalah study group that Madonna does or did frequent. You move up according to how much money you spend. This is similar to Scientology and I think it is one of the attractions for the wealthy and famous. They don't have to practice their religion among the great unwashed but have the special privileges that they know they deserve.

Also private schools linked to churchs such as the Catholic Church, Jewish schools, Christian Schools are soliciting money to educate their students in the faith. #scientology
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alboy2
10/31/09

@Tart of Darkness: Sounds about right. I forgot about the Kabbalists...but while most religions seem to encourage donations in some fashion or another, the CoS seems to me to be the most blatant about the practice. And Madonna can afford to waste a lot of money... #scientology
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adiam7
10/29/09

In reply to Now You Can Make Money When a Celebrity Bolts from Scientology
Many celebrities have taken classes in the past, but most bolted.Chaka left long ago and whatever they have on her she must not care. Then again , she tired to make out with Tracey Morgan, so go figure. Brandy was not really "in" They fucked up by not assigning a handler on her or she would have been a great catch. Oprah's ass was/is in and they have the goods on her as well. Will is so in , he is just waiting for his grandmother to pass so that he can "come out".. Jada has been in for a long time and she is more open to claiming it. Will's son with his first wife attended regular school but his kids with Jada were all home schooled until they opened they Scientology school .Usher was sort of "in" with his wife who has been a Scientologist for a while, he did that water purification bs benefit for them in Vegas. Doug E.Fresh is so in and Tom Cruise joined him on BET-this was part of that minority outreach program . Haywood Nelson-Michael from Good TImes- has been in forever. Persia White was born in, she was very active but now that she married a non-member she seems to be inactive. Al Jarreau is another one that I believe is still in. Apparently the Aussie billionaire Packer is supposed to be out of it. I am worried about that guy from the Office marrying the Made Men Scientologist . Damn near the whole Y&R and bold & beautiful cast is in . #scientology
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