Floundering Kmart will begin stocking its stores with cheap, liquidated products from companies that are going bankrupt. Kmart is transitioning its brand from “shitty version of Target” to “Big Lots with a shitty snack bar.”
I Want to Stand With This Archive of 1990s Kmart Store Soundtracks on a Mountain; I Want to Bathe With This Archive of 1990s Kmart Store Soundtracks in the Sea
Want to relive the feeling of accompanying a shopping cart down a dingy fluorescent-lit aisle, trying to decide whether to drop your allowance money on the new 98 Degrees album or the Sun-In you need to get those frosted tips looking phat again? I have good news for you, my friend, my home dawg, my backstreet boy. I…
Not Even Adam Levine Attended the NYFW Adam Levine Collection Runway Show
In October of 2013, Adam Levine partnered with Kmart to produce a menswear collection over which he claimed to have complete creative control. On September 17, 2015, Kmart’s Adam Levine Collection hosted a NYFW runway show that Adam Levine did not even have on his calendar.
Woman Wearing "Dropping a Load" Shirt Busted Pooping in Box at Kmart
Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. So goes the old axiom, apparently taken to heart by Melissa Jacobson—a woman whose current occupation is unknown, but who evidently aspires to the title of “lady who poops and pees inside cardboard boxes at Kmart.”
Happy Christmas Advertising Season! *Gunshot*
Do you know what yesterday was? September 9. Also, the start of the Christmas advertising season. Fuck you, Kmart.
Man Hid Overnight in Kmart To Huff Cans of Air Duster
This past Sunday, an early morning Kmart crew in Jonesboro, Arkansas came to work, only to find a pair of unfamiliar feet sticking out of a back-room cubby hole. The store manager called the local cops, who discovered the man, Robert Pry, was a retail stowaway who'd passed out in the storage area after huffing 16 cans…
Kmart Swears It Had Nothing To Do with This Really Racist Ad for Kmart
Kmart's Twitter account is being flooded with angry tweets from customers demanding an explanation for the blatantly racist ad it released this week.
Letter Allegedly Penned by Chinese Labor Camp Prisoner Found Inside Box of Halloween Decorations from Kmart
After a year in storage, Portland resident Julie Keith unpacked a box of Halloween decorations she bought at Kmart only to find what she claims is an authentic letter penned by a Chinese labor camp prisoner.
Greatest Samaritan Ever Donates Entire Kmart to Charity
A Kentucky-based jeweller looking to earn some emergency karma came up with a get-clean-quick scheme while shopping at a local liquidating Kmart.
The Season of the Grinch
The "Christmas rush" is over. The final, last-ditch hope for our flailing economy has come to an end. The gifts have all been purchased. The free-spending desperate trips to our nation's big box retailers have all been taken. And now, America asks itself: did it work?
The Great K-Mart Layaway Payoff Miracle
Are you hard-hearted cynic who hates Christmas? Perhaps you have not heard about the Christmas Miracle of 2011: The K-Mart Mystery Christmas Layaway Payoffs.
Leno's Debut, The Sale of BW, Harvey's Latest Loss
• So how did Jay Leno's new show do? He hit it out of the park ratings-wise, roping in an estimated 18 million viewers. The reviews were all pretty lousy, though, so don't be surprised if it's all downhill from here. [AdAge, LAT, THR]
• The sale of BusinessWeek: Bruce Wasserstein has dropped out as a potential…
K-Mart Sweatpants Keep You From Getting Laid
An amazing, real item on sale at K-Mart now: "These athletic pants boldly proclaim just where she stands by pointing out that 'True Love Waits' in a large screen print on the front and back of these pants." Abstinence: It's right there on her ass. Click through for the colorful varieties you can order for your…
