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    Image of Martiniman Martiniman
    09/08/09

    In reply to Is Vogue Stealing Photo Shoot Ideas from W?
    Is it me, or has Gawker recently employed a disgruntled ex-Conde Naster? Anna and Vogue are getting a boatload of playtime...and keeping them top of the media dialogue...sorta like Sarah.
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    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    09/08/09

    @Martiniman: Vogue and Conde Naste are the new Julia Allison.
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    Image of MattGaymon MattGaymon
    09/09/09

    @Martiniman: It's like MTV's playing music videos again or something, so weird.
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    Image of Titania Titania
    09/08/09

    In reply to Is Vogue Stealing Photo Shoot Ideas from W?
    Leaves, for Autumn? Groundbreaking.
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    MattGaymon promoted this comment Titania was starred Titania was unstarred
    Image of MattGaymon MattGaymon
    09/08/09

    @Titania: Ha, you beat me! Isn't it nice to know a lot? And a little bit not.
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    09/08/09

    @Titania: Does anyone have anything else I can possibly use? Antibacterial wipes, perhaps?
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    09/08/09

    In reply to Is Vogue Stealing Photo Shoot Ideas from W?
    Is this the Survival issue of Vogue?
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    05/27/09

    In reply to Toga Towel Shatters Fragile Snuggie Ceasefire
    Perfect for your next frat party. Absorbs drool and vomit.
    TO-GA! TO-GA! TO-GA!
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    05/27/09

    In reply to Toga Towel Shatters Fragile Snuggie Ceasefire
    I want guns like that guy, but I don’t want to shave my chest. Is this the right wearable towel for me? I just don’t know.
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    Image of Agador Spartacus Agador Spartacus
    05/27/09

    In reply to Toga Towel Shatters Fragile Snuggie Ceasefire
    Whatever haters, you can wear it outside to get the paper.
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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    05/27/09

    @are friends electric?: That's what a peignoir set is for, my dear.
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    Image of TheHonJudgeSmails TheHonJudgeSmails
    05/27/09

    In reply to Toga Towel Shatters Fragile Snuggie Ceasefire
    This is a boon for guys like me, who are sick of being bombarded by man-ass and man-junk at the gym. Is it that hard to wrap a towel around yourself when you get out of the shower? Really?


    Not anymore, asshole.

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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    05/27/09

    @TheHonJudgeSmails: Smails, you just wrote their next commercial!
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    Image of TheHonJudgeSmails TheHonJudgeSmails
    05/27/09

    @BookishLookish: I will buy a gross and distribute them!
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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    05/27/09

    In reply to Toga Towel Shatters Fragile Snuggie Ceasefire
    Right on, HamNo, you subtle devil you. The toga was the perfect garment for the excesses that lead up to the fall of Rome.
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    05/27/09

    In reply to Toga Towel Shatters Fragile Snuggie Ceasefire
    There's a common denominator here, folks. Yards of soft fabric hanging off one's body? Can anyone say, "too fat to fit into your clothes?" Hey, it was a three-day weekend and so what if I had hamburgers, ice cream, home-made cookies and mayonnaise-based pasta salads? There's an entire market of loungewear now that I will have no problem getting around my tummy, distended as it is from holiday snacking. Gone is my urge to lay off the late night cheese & crackers now that I know I can simply don a soft tent around my growing frame. Light bulb flickers on Blanket + business suit? Bluit?
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    05/27/09

    In reply to Toga Towel Shatters Fragile Snuggie Ceasefire
    I just want to wrapped in a couch that works as a toilet and serves me snacks. Is this too much to ask for?
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    Image of RollsRoyceRevenge RollsRoyceRevenge
    05/27/09

    @BadUncle: Have you tried dating Jennifer Anniston?
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    05/27/09

    @RollsRoyceRevenge: Who hasn't? I ask you.
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    Image of RollsRoyceRevenge RollsRoyceRevenge
    05/27/09

    @BadUncle: Well, me, but only because I have squash practice that Thursday.
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    05/27/09

    In reply to Toga Towel Shatters Fragile Snuggie Ceasefire
    I think we will need "The Fashion Show" to solve this.
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    Image of Miss Anita Manbadly Miss Anita Manbadly
    05/27/09

    @Rumpelstilskin: "I'm sorry darling, but I'm just not buying it."
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    05/27/09

    @Miss Anita Manbadly: But as of now, "you're hanging by a thread."
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    Image of SpicyMeatball SpicyMeatball
    05/27/09

    In reply to Toga Towel Shatters Fragile Snuggie Ceasefire
    Wasn't this problem solved by the bathrobe? I am on crazy pills or is this completely unnecessary?


    Next they'll marketing the shirt that you can wear as pants, completely pretending that pants don't exist.


    "Do you ever find that you love how warm you feel on your upper half wearing a shirt, but your naked legs and groin are freezing? What are you supposed to do?" (man awkwardly tugs at shirt in a futile attempt to get it to cover his balls). "Freeze no more and say hello to the Plirt."

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    Image of Urbania Urbania
    05/27/09

    @SpicyMeatball: Tired of having fabric on your sofa cushions, your drapes, and your carpet, but NOT ON YOUR BODY? Tired of not being albe to get it wrapped around you when it's cold? Then it's time to try Fabric-Wrappe, the new fabric you can have on your body. You can wear it anywhere! It's like having drapes, but on your body.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    05/27/09

    @SpicyMeatball: This comment makes me wish I had the power to hand out stars.
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    Image of Urbania Urbania
    05/27/09

    @DahlELama: I'd like to point out that when Spicy and I posted our comments, we did not have stars next to our names.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    05/27/09

    @Urbania: Apparently, I have more power than I thought! Except, no star, so, sad. But good on both of you guys!
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    Image of Urbania Urbania
    05/27/09

    @DahlELama: Having gone to the other side, I can say that things are brighter, clearer, and much shinier over here. Or, not.
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    Urbania was starred Urbania was unstarred
    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    05/27/09

    @Urbania: Oh, come on--it's wondrous over there, isn't it? Enjoy your 72 virgins.
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    Image of RollsRoyceRevenge RollsRoyceRevenge
    05/27/09

    @DahlELama: I think they're called "Gawker interns."
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    Image of Urbania Urbania
    05/27/09

    @RollsRoyceRevenge: And here I thought Mr. Denton or Richard gave them out at their whim.
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    Image of Cheap Shot Cheap Shot
    05/27/09

    In reply to Toga Towel Shatters Fragile Snuggie Ceasefire
    So perfect for masturbation. Anyone? is this thing on?
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    05/27/09

    @Cheap Shot: you beat me to it.
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    05/27/09

    In reply to Toga Towel Shatters Fragile Snuggie Ceasefire
    No -- we simply cannot start catering to the crowd who are too stupid to handle a simple wrap and tuck.


    It is time to thin the herd!

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    Image of El Matardillo El Matardillo
    05/27/09

    In reply to Toga Towel Shatters Fragile Snuggie Ceasefire
    This replaces the towel hat, which has fallen a bit out of favor here in the America, but is still seen on many taxi drivers too impoverished to afford a baseball cap given the current economic conditions.
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