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Maxichamp
12/04/09

In reply to Kids Heed Government's Call to Smoke Menthols
What is the deal with menthols? It's like smoking cold air conditioned air.
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Helio
12/04/09

@Maxichamp: i feel the same way. If you really want to freshen your breath, don't smoke or keep some tic tacs handy.
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Banjo-Sea Kitten
12/04/09

@Maxichamp: whereas I feel like I'm going to be doing a threesome with two handsome hair models up in the crisp, cool pines.
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AzureTexan
12/04/09

In reply to Kids Heed Government's Call to Smoke Menthols
I don't know about you guys, but I really miss the Very Berry Opioids and the Tutti-Frutti Phenobarbitol.
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BadUncle
12/04/09

@AzureTexan: My childhood was one endless Saturday morning in front of the TV set, with a bowl of Honey Comb Methodone.
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AzureTexan
12/04/09

@BadUncle: And who can forget Kellog's Banana Nut Barbiturates?
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Perhaps Not
12/04/09

@AzureTexan: I was more of a Lucky Shards man, myself. Picking the marshmallows out of the fiberglass was my favorite part of a balanced breakfast.
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AzureTexan
12/04/09

@Perhaps Not: Yeah, and remember the new improved Lucky Shards?

"Now with more asbestos!"
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Perhaps Not
12/07/09

@AzureTexan: Of course! And the adorable Carlos Carcinogen, the friendly, tumorous mascot! I remember begging my mom for the name-brand stuff, not the cheap knockoffs like Polonium Puffs and Radical Rads.
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AzureTexan
12/07/09

@Perhaps Not: It was helpful, you have to admit, when Kellogg's came out with Chemo Krispies.
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