Are you bored? Try tweeting something mean at Piers Morgan, the British TV personality who is replacing Larry King on CNN. Chances are, he'll start Twitter-beefing with you. Welcome to America's new national pastime.

Kreepie Kats, long a staple of this website, died earlier this week at the hands of their creator. They were burned to death. It was bittersweet and gruesome. Creator Jim Behrle was unavailable for comment as a ghastly video surfaced...

This week, Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats take us to a press conference of a very important apology, as well as to the Vancouver Olympics, where together we will venture through the Dreaded Anus of Death.

This week, Jim Behrle's kats komment with you a very happy Valentine's Day.

Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats understand the real meaning of the Conan/Leno fracas: we will literally have to kill the baby boomers if we want anything for ourselves.

[Jim Behrle's cartoon kitties get into the Kristmas spirit the only way they know how: penguin entrails]

In honor of our nation's most sacred holiday, Cyber Monday, here is an installment of Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats that we did not put up last week.

Jim Berhle's cartoon kitties face a bleak Oprah-less future where the only thing left on TV is European soccer and trailers for sexless vampire movies.