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Kreepie Kats Klassik: The Roman Kandle Stuffed Up Your Pee-Hole Is Kompliments of Your Friendly Neighborhood Kreepie Kats"
[Join Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats as they inquire as to how much less diabolikal America is now compared to last year, why Moneyball matters (or doesn't), and why Nick Denton isn't working on July 4th. Questions! Answers! Kreepie Cats!] -
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Kreepie Kats Klassik: "Moonwalk Up to Heaven, Your 8,000 Virgins Await You, Pop Emporer!!"
[Join Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats—hey, Stickie's here!—as they say goodbye to Michael Jackson, who died tragically this week when his heart exploded from all that Pepsi.]
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By behrleComment by Private Hangnail: I used to make a lot of jokes about Michael Jackson feeding underage lads red wine and sleeping pills. I... more » | Other threads
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Kreepie Kats Klassik: "I'll Be Your Ayatollah! I Declare a Fatwa on Zoey Deschanel's perky Buttom!"
[Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats did not kare for Away We Go.]
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By behrleComment by BadUncle: yay for KK KLassic. Static and readable for the Olds! 1 Responses | Other threads
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Kreepie Kats in "Vote Ketchup Kat for An Islamotastik Iran!!"
Jim Behrle's Kartoon Kats have Iranian Election Fever! Also: a cunning plan to save the Boston Globe. More »
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By behrleComment by I'm Waitin' for Dolemite: Well I think we all know what Big Papi's wang smells like... a .205 Batting Average and 4 home runs BUT... more » | Other threads
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Kreepie Kats in "In The Year 3000!! NBC Will Be Back in ~Third~ Place! With Hasslehoff's Dick Weeknights at 10 PM/9 Central!!"
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Kreepie Kats in "At The Javitzz Center I Sat Down, Wept for Amerikan Book Publishing and Beat Stephen King to Death With a Kindle"
Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats have Book Expo Fever! Now more than ever, we seek the "cheap thrills" of the printed word. More »
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By behrleComment by WretchedGnu: Only non-readers think print is now moot, or that it will be in less than 50 years. 75% of any decent... 5 Responses | Other threads
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Kreepie Kats in "We Had To Leave Earlie This Holiday Weekend Cuz It's Tough to Get A Nice Room in the Tombs!!"
[Jim Behrle presents Kreepie Kats Klassic! Happy Armistice Day!] -
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Kreepie Kats in 'I Want to do the Vulcan Mind Meld with Lt. Uhura's Boobies'
The kreepie kitties of Jim Behrle's imagination went to see Star Trek this week, and the version they saw was dirty. More »
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By behrleComment by WretchedGnu: Jhumpa Lahiri. It's not tripe -- it's Indian! more » | Other threads
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Kreepie Kats in "Lost Season Finale Spoilers Make Your Orgasms More Intense!!"
Manny is whacked out on tit juice and Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats are there. But they cannot gay marry St. Francis in New York, yet. More »
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By behrleComment by PikaDar-hey change my name: Yeah, the more I think on it, Berhle is the Nick Drake of the Internets. Ha! 1 Responses | Other threads
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Kreepie Kats in "We Gots the Swine Flu!! Die With Us!!"
Jim Berhle's adorable kittens have the dreaded PINK DEATH. Also a cogent review of Lie to Me: "Everyone's always totally lying!" More »
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By behrleComment by Maulleigh: Brilliant. Well, I still don't know what the hell the smoke monster is and who the Others are in their... more » | Other threads
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Kreepie Kats in "I've Been Killing Kraigslist Hookers for Years!! When Do I Get to be on Anderson Kooper 360??"
This week, Jim Berhle's Kartoon Kats review "The Awl," and a pirate expresses his desire to have sexual relations with Derek Jeter. More » -
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Kreepie Kats Klassik: "The BEST Thing About the New Yankee Stadium? Komplimentary Jeter Reech-Arounds During the 7th Inning Stretch!!"
Hey, it's an old-timey "still" Kreepy Kats for your Spring Friday enjoyment. Don't forget to pay your internet bill, kids. Or don't, whatever.
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By behrleComment by souldecirce: More meaningful for the rarity with which it's said: I hate you. more » | Other threads
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Kreepie Kats in "You Know What Would Make That Amy Poehler Sitcom Funnier? Being Hijacked by Somali Pirates!!"
This week, Jim Berhle's Kats focus group Parks and Recreation and mourn the tragic death of Dr. Kumar. (SPOILER ALERT!!!) More »
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By behrleComment by CreampuffTKO: I like how the child was gouging the eyes of the bunny. Little girls learn early how to torture animals,... 2 Responses | Other threads
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Kreepie Kows in: "I Want You in My Butt Like Mike Piazza's Steroid Needle And His Italian Sawsage!!"
This week, kartoonist Jim Berhle's beloved kows joke about G20 and miss George Bush. Plus: kats! More » -
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Kreepie Kats in "When Dave Eggers Wins an Oskar Will You Blow Your Brains Out Ironikally or Will You Just Blow Your Brains Out??"
This week Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats tackle the tough issues: life, Lost, and clown rape. More »
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By PareeneComment by ScottieB: Ummm...?Can anyone help me out with this? 7 Responses | Other threads
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Kreepie Kats Triple X: "I've Got a Bonus Check _In My Pants_ and I Want Juliet from "Lost" to Get *It Back*"
Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats are NSFW, today! So NSFW that, uh, Photobucket did not approve, of some of it. More »
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By PareeneComment by tonilost: Hasnt poor Juliet been thru enough already? Leave that poor tragic heroine alone, she loves a man in love with... 1 Responses | Other threads
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Kreepie Kats in "Jon Stewart Versus Jim Cramer is Like Watching Megatron Molest Elmo!!"
[The Kreepie Kats and their Kreepie Friends watched the Jon Stewart Where-is-the-Money special! And they loved it!] More »
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By behrleComment by Banjo-Sea Kitten: So Ketchup has hotdogs in his pants. That answers last week's question. My world is so tiny now. 2 Responses | Other threads
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Kreepie Kats Klassik: "In Two Weeks The Only Guest That Will Want to Book An Appearance on Late Nite With Jimmy Fallon Will Be Herpes"
In which Jim Behrle's Kartoon Kats review Watchmen and Late Night With Jimmy Fallon.
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By PareeneComment by calabazanova: Will we ever find out the origin of the protrusion in Ketchup's pants? 3 Responses | Other threads
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Kreepie Kats in "I'd Rather Have the Jaws of Life Rip My Rectum to Shreds Than Ever Hear Bobby Jindal Speak Again!!"
Jim Berhle's Kartoon Kats present a message from the 37-year-old robotic overlord of Louisiana! Enjoy! More »
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By PareeneComment by ♥Anti-Social Socialite♥: Dead Black Grandma smell?!???!?? wtf???? 1 Responses | Other threads
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Kreepie Kats' Guide to The Great Depression 2.0
[Jim Behrle and his kartoon kats peer into the distant future of late 2009. Frightening!] More »
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By behrleComment by naugahydeinplainsight: We interrupt the regularly scheduled programming for this recently broken news: THIS SOCKS! Clinton's First Pussy, Socks the cat, has... 1 Responses | Other threads
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Kreepie Kats in "I Have an Erektion"
[Happy Valentine's Day from Jim Berhle's kartoon kittens. And Joaquin Phoenix!] More »
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By PareeneComment by miss_msry: Sowwy Kreepy, Obama owns the last Erektion. 1 Responses | Other threads
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Kreepie Kats in "These Days Are Darker Than Mikkael Phelps' Bong Water—Someone Better Turn on Dakota Fanning's Headlights"
Jim Behrle's kartoon kitties discuss the merits of change and the stimulus package. It's pretty much like The Wall Street Journal Editoral Report, but with fewer rape jokes. More »
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By PareeneComment by Banjo-Sea Kitten: On the upside Spielberg is finally a poor and I'm not a one pound octuplet. I missed you last week, Kreepies. 5 Responses | Other threads
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Kreepie Kats in "I Hereby Nominate Kirsten Gillibrand to Fill the Senatorial Vacancy in My Pine Scented Underpants"
This week, Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats say some positively rude things about New York's new Senator, Mrs. Gillybrand or whatever. More »
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By PareeneComment by Smith: screw paterson for picking an ultra conservative democrat as senator to serve his own political future instead of the future... 2 Responses | Other threads
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Horatio the Unicorn in "In the Unlikely Event of a Water Landing Simply Inflate Kate Winslet's Golden Globes By Blowing Into her Strawberry-Flavored Nipples!!"
With the Kreepie Kats on their way to DC for the Big Obama Circle Jerk, we turn our eyes to Horatio the Unicorn and his trusty buddy Meatball the Bunny in their first poorly-animated featurette. More »
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By PareeneComment by Banjo-Sea Kitten: More like Kate's already inflated ego (too easy, I know). But that would have popped and killed everyone. It was... 6 Responses | Other threads
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Kreepie Kats '09 in "The Future's So Bright I Gotta Wear a Pussy-Flavored Kondom Just to Check My Gmail"
[Jim Behrle's Kartoon Kats are enjoying all the wonderful promise of this glorious hopeful new year. Also: Gawker sucks and "snark" is dead!] More »
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By behrleComment by Hydroceph: "snark" is dead! Snark is NOT dead, bitches! Seriously, what's with you people and death? First Owen declares print dead (a few... 16 Responses | Other threads
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Kreepie Kats in: "The Riot Don't Stop 'Til Bob Kerrey is a Shivering Puddle of Wizz!!"
[The Kats are cranky this week as they watch a college riot involving the word "provost." Also, Jim Behrle's season's greetings.] More »
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By behrleComment by Housebroken(mostly): The bear make great point....viva la New New School!!!! more » | Other threads
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Kreepie Kats Klassik
"If I Kan't Get a *BOUND* Galley of Emily Gould's Ahem MANUSCRIPT Under My Tree Then There IS NO Santa Klaus, Virginia!!"
[Oh, hello, here is Jim Behrle's weekly insidery cartoon about foul-mouthed cats. Enjoy!]
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By behrleComment by BadUncle: I love the static Kreepie Kats so much more than video Kreepie Kats. 2 Responses | Other threads
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Kreepie Kats in "How to Save the Publishing Industry!!"
[Jim Behrle's kartoon kats will save publishing from itself, or from you, or something. It is kind of a final solution, to the problem of books. Also: hot author photos! Klick thru!] More »
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By behrleComment by Master Billy: That first step had a lot of parts. I really don't think it's fair to claim they're all one... 2 Responses | Other threads
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Kreepie Kats in "This Year I'm Thankful for CNBC's Margaret Brennan and the Tiny Boners I Get When She Tells Me The World is Out of Money"
[Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats try to save the holidays from ugly consumption now that no one can afford to buy anything.] More »
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By behrleComment by extra!extra!owentookVAQUERO'sstar★: Gosh, let's see, I got 2666 for my husband for xmas, so, like, does that make me some sort of... 19 Responses | Other threads
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Kreepie Kats in "We've All Been Named Special Assistants to the Undersecretary of the Department of Fucking Your Mom"
[Jim Behrle's Kartoon Kats have been reading The Economist lately, and it has made them sad. Luckily: there are pirates!! Everyone loves pirates!! Klick thru for high seas adventure!] More »
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By behrleComment by PikaDar-hey change my name: Opportunistic douchbags make everyone sad, whether we know it or not. Hence the New World Doctors and Pharmacists advising the Drugs... more » | Other threads
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Kreepie Kats Present: 'How To Save Print Media'
[Jim Behrle's kartoon kitties go all Romenesko today with ideas to save their dinosaur friends at magazines and newspapers! Is kokaine the answer? Rotating dildoes? Klick thru and watch for the love of Thomas Friedman.] More »
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By behrleComment by belltolls: The music reminds me of children dying of influenza circa 1919. 2 Responses | Other threads
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Kreepie Kats Repeel Prop 8 in "When Ironie Dies It Sounds Like an Unlubricated Cherry Vibrator Opening the Ass Tabernacle of an Altar Boy"
[Jim Behrle's Kartoon Kitties are befuddled. What to do in a world where we are slightly less racist than we thought? There are new rules against being a negative asshole, apparently. IS THIS THE END OF KREEPIE KATS? Click through and find out!] More » -
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Kreepie Kats Kreep-o-mercial: "Bear/Butt '08: For the Change You Need Up Your Ass"
[Hey, Kreepie Kat fans! Today we have a special message from Barry Obama, on behalf of two very kreepie kandidates. We are the kats we've been waiting for!] More »
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By behrleComment by Private Hangnail: Was I alone in finding this installment of Kreepie Kats somewhat menacing? 7 Responses | Other threads
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Kreepie Kats v. Kandie-dates in "In A World Without Republikans Will Starbucks Start $elling Blowjobs??"
[Jim Behrle's kartoon kitties ask Barry Obama how, exactly, he plans on blowing this thing. Then Khlamydia shares a warm and special moment moment with John McCain and Sarah Palin. Click through and enjoy.] More »
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By behrleComment by eXXX: Blowjobs at Starbucks... someone's been watching Idiocracy. 2 Responses | Other threads
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Kreepie Kats Pal Around in "For the 'Health' of the Mother—AWW YEAH!!"
[Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats can't wait until John McCain is the elected ruler of Alternate Reality Earth! In the Maverick World, no plumber will ever be taxed, regardless of whether he is a plumber, and we will all be plumbers, at heart. Klick thru for kartoon fun!] More »
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By behrleComment by PandoraSpocks: Kreepie cats will never get the mass comments. 3 Responses | Other threads
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Kreepie Kats Klassik: "I Don't Kare If He *Is* a Treasonous Terrorist!! Throw His Huge Throbbing Economic Plan Inside Me!!"
[Yay! It's an olde-timey Kreepie Kats Komic Strip! Today, Jim Behrle's Kartoon Kats konsole Senator McCain on his being a mean old prick]
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By behrleComment by skahammer: Forgot how much I enjoyed the old format. 2 Responses | Other threads
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Kreepie Kats Kould Kare less in "Someone please totally assassinate fred armisen's impression of barack obama with an mx missile filled with ebola monkeys!!"
[Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats support Sarah Palin drilling through polar bears for angel oil! Klick thru and watch now!] More »
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By behrleComment by Banjo-Sea Kitten: I thought theze waz longer and had more animals in em and made fun of more shit...sniffle... more » | Other threads
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Kreepie Kats in 3D In: "If Amerika Wasn't Still Ridiculously Racist, Obama Would be Up By 80 Points!!"
[Put on your 3D goggles, kids—Jim Behrle's lovable kartoon kats are here to usher in the new American Apokalypse. Klick thru for the only bailout plan we can all get behind.] More »
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By behrleComment by AlexLand: God this shit is stupid. Is this supposed to be clever or what? I've always skimmed past kreepy... 1 Responses | Other threads
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Kreepie Kats Kill Themselves in "I Hope Bill O'Reilly Dies Alone in the Dark Trunk of a Hybrid Choking on a Kolossal Wad of Sarah Palin's Unruly Pubes!!"
[This week, Jim Behrle's lovable Kreepie Kats put the "cesspool" in "cesspool blog"! Basically if you value taste and decency you should not click through. Which leaves NONE OF YOU.] More »
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By behrleComment by jimbehrle: I just literally jerked off to Rachel Maddow. Thank you and goodnite. 1 Responses | Other threads
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Kreepie Kats Throw Up Their Hands and Surrender in "You Kan Put Lipstick On a Pig, But You Kan't Kover Up the Fact that 99% of Amerikans are Stupid Assholes Who Deserve the Dopey Misguided Short-Sighted Dipshit Leaders They 'Elekt'"
[Jim Behrle's kartoon kats are totally sexist elitist coastal media types. Also, Islamic extremists? ADORABLE. Click through and see.] More »
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By behrleComment by skahammer: I think Sheik Mohammed Whiskers was the imam at my school's Wednesday morning Ecumenical Prayer Breakfast. Whatever, he always brought crepes... 2 Responses | Other threads
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