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    A Kreepie Kats After Skool Special: "How to Cheat on Your Girlfriend / Boyfriend / Wife / Husband / Mom / Fuckbuddy & Get Away Wit It!!"

    Kreepie Kats in "I Got Tryptophan Stuck Up My Weiner and It Ain't Leaving Til the Break of Dawn

    Kreepie Kats in: "*NO ONE* in Twilight _EVER_ has sex with ~Anyone~! It's like Behrle's Collyer Brothers' Homage/Apartment Every Night Since Last June!"

    Kreepie Kats in "Mayor Bloomberg Kan Sukk 51% of My Pimpled Ass! And Jeter Kan Give Herpes to the Other 70% Of *IT*!!!"

    Kreepie Kats in: "Yankees Suck! And So Does 'Enchantress of Florence'! and 'The Ground Beneath Her Feet!!''"

    Where the Wild Things Fart!!

    Kreepie Kats in: "Demokracy is an Illusion!! Like Olivia Wilde's Knockers!!"

    Kreepie Kats in "Dave Why'd You Sleep With Staffers?"

    Kreepie Kats in "Open Mike at the UN!! Let's Vagina Monologue It Up!!"

    Kreepie Kats in: "Keep Fucking That Chicken (I Get a Huge Erektion Everytime Ernie Anastas Komes on My TV)"
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    Image of Maulleigh Maulleigh
    11:57 AM

    In reply to A Kreepie Kats After Skool Special: "How to Cheat on Your Girlfriend / Boyfriend / Wife / Husband / Mom / Fuckbuddy & Get Away Wit It!!"
    That was the best relationship I ever had!
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    Image of smithhimself smithhimself
    11/30/09

    In reply to Kreepie Kats in "I Got Tryptophan Stuck Up My Weiner and It Ain't Leaving Til the Break of Dawn
    The return of "classic" Kreepie Kats hasn't caused much comment.

    I, for one, am voting for an end to the Kats -- replaced by a weekly video about Jim's life. The immense clutter of his tiny apartment truly interests me. During the video Kats phase, I kept wanting to see what kind of mold was growing in Jim's sink.

    What does Jim eat for breakfast? How does he pay his rent? Does he ever get laid?

    I think Jim has the potential to be a Kreepie Kelebrity if presented the right way.
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    Image of thelayout thelayout
    11/30/09

    @smithhimself: I am also interested in knowing more about the Kreepie Seedy Underbelly that is Jim's life and apartment. I am *this close* to volunteering for an internship.
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    Image of VioletViolet VioletViolet
    11/20/09

    In reply to Kreepie Kats in: "*NO ONE* in Twilight _EVER_ has sex with ~Anyone~! It's like Behrle's Collyer Brothers' Homage/Apartment Every Night Since Last June!"
    No one had sex in Dracula either (though you could probably count Jonathan and Mina on their wedding night, and either way, that certainly didn't stop Francis Ford Coppola). But in that book, vampirism was the only outlet for severely repressed sexuality. I don't know what it means in Twilight.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    11/21/09

    @VioletViolet: It means that the movie is overwrought tweeney shite and the best thing that we, as good and moral people, can do is plow through the next block-long line of stupid that we see waiting outside of a movie theatre for this pablum.
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    Image of Airvault Airvault
    10/23/09

    In reply to Kreepie Kats in: "Yankees Suck! And So Does 'Enchantress of Florence'! and 'The Ground Beneath Her Feet!!''"
    "David Foster Wallace-Eggers-David-Eggers..." #yankeessuck
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    Image of scarletmenace scarletmenace
    10/16/09

    In reply to Where the Wild Things Fart!!
    What, no penis this week??? #wherethewildthingsare
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    10/16/09

    In reply to Where the Wild Things Fart!!
    I'm beginning to think the messy apartment is staged. That brown shirt is in exactly the same place it was last week. #wherethewildthingsare
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    10/16/09

    In reply to Where the Wild Things Fart!!
    I'm beginning to think the messy apartment is staged. That brown shirt is in exactly the same place it was last week. #wherethewildthingsare
     Reply
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    Image of Bos'un's Mate Bos'un's Mate
    10/03/09

    In reply to Kreepie Kats in "Dave Why'd You Sleep With Staffers?"
    Tucker, you really need a haircut.
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    Image of Bos'un's Mate Bos'un's Mate
    10/03/09

    @Bos'un's Mate: Please, PLEASE don't make him angry.
     Reply
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    Image of Mo MoDo Mo MoDo
    10/03/09

    In reply to Kreepie Kats in "Dave Why'd You Sleep With Staffers?"
    How about Not Safe For Anywhere?
     Reply
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    10/02/09

    In reply to Kreepie Kats in "Dave Why'd You Sleep With Staffers?"
    I love penis. It's pleasureful and taystay. That said - when it has fucking eyes glued on it from Village of the Damned, it loses all appeal.
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    10/02/09

    In reply to Kreepie Kats in "Dave Why'd You Sleep With Staffers?"
    You know, I think I'm not gay anymore.
     Reply
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    10/02/09

    In reply to Kreepie Kats in "Dave Why'd You Sleep With Staffers?"
    "Creepy evil uncle way"?

    Now we can all head off into our weekend screaming "LITTLE PINK MOUSE!"
     Reply
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    Image of scarletmenace scarletmenace
    10/02/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Actually I thought it looked a little bluish. Perhaps it was a late Project Runway entry.
     Reply
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    10/03/09

    @scarletmenace:

    Why *do* they turn bluish like that?
     Reply
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    10/02/09

    In reply to Kreepie Kats in "Dave Why'd You Sleep With Staffers?"
    AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH KILL IT KILL IT WITH FIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE
     Reply
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    Image of se7a7n7 se7a7n7
    10/02/09

    In reply to Kreepie Kats in "Dave Why'd You Sleep With Staffers?"
    Oh JEBUS!!!!. That's over the line....

    This isn't Fleshbot.
     Reply
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    Image of Sergio Hernandez Sergio Hernandez
    10/02/09

    @se7a7n7: Now, now. You know Fleshbot has higher standards for their featured penises.
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    Edited by Sergio Hernandez at 10/02/09 7:46 PM Sergio Hernandez was starred Sergio Hernandez was unstarred
    Image of doctorzizmor doctorzizmor
    10/02/09

    In reply to Kreepie Kats in "Dave Why'd You Sleep With Staffers?"
    I'm suddenly jealous of blind people.
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