Kreepie Kats in "Open Mike at the UN!! Let's Vagina Monologue It Up!!"
And, for your Friday amusement, the debut of the hit single "Aloof?" by Stewart featuring the guy from Kreepie Kats
Kreepie Kats in: "Keep Fucking That Chicken (I Get a Huge Erektion Everytime Ernie Anastas Komes on My TV)"
If "Keep Fucking that Chicken" is the new "Don't Taze Me Bro" then this song is the new Bedroom Theme to Top Gun. Please enjoy stickers on popsicle sticks dancing in their own semen.
Kreepie Kats: "The Next Republican Rebuttal Should Be Delivered by Ann Coulter's Shaved Schnazz"
The Kreepie Kats are celebrating 9/11! Barack Obama is celebrating by shoving his health care plan down your throat.
Kreepie Kats in "Fuck Brian Williams! Let's Get Some NBC NIGHTLY NEWS with Halle Berry *Up* in HERE!"
[The Kreepie Kats are unlike other Kats. But they are excited for Labor Day Weekend. They have plans. Plans for your mom.]
Kreepie Kats in "We Made a Bong Out of Teddy Kennedy's Skull But We Just Kouldn't Get the Vermouth Smell Out of It"
Kreepie Kats raise an issue: is a video comic strip that speaks ill of the recently deceased any less offensive if it's also really blurry? Plus: Ted Kennedy may be in hell, but not for the reason you might think.
Kreepie Kats in: "The Only Thing I Do Phaster Than Usain Bolt Is Kum In My Pants"
The Kreepie Kats have an emotional and educational Town Hall experience, which prompts them to reflect on how they prefer to die (gay and high, or miserable and alone). Klick through for video.
Krepie Kats in: "Kentucky Fried Fallopian Tubes Wrestle You to the Ground Until You Promise to Watch "Glee" This Fall!!"
[The Kreepie Kats are not happy about Victoria Beckham or the new Melrose Place. But being gay is cool!]
Kreepie Kats in Skreeming Manilla: "My Summer Blockbuster? 90 Minutes of a Still Shot of My Head Lying in Maggie Gyllenhaal's Lap!!"
The Kreepie Kats miss Ben Silverman, Twitter, and John Hughes. And Frasier. After the jump: the Kreepie Kats Summer Blockbuster Red Band Teaser Trailer #1! Forward it to all your friends!
Give me 500 More Days of Summer (and a Peak at Zooey Deschannel's Underpants)
In this Kreep Kats Klassik the Kats discuss the nature of weather, Brian Williams, and Barack Obama's suspicious birth.
Kreepie Kats Klassik: "You are Konfirmed to Sit on The Supreme Kourt of My Weiner"
[Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats investigate Sonia Sotomayor's judicial temperament. Klick to enlarge!]
Kreepie Kats Klassik: The Roman Kandle Stuffed Up Your Pee-Hole Is Kompliments of Your Friendly Neighborhood Kreepie Kats"
[Join Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats as they inquire as to how much less diabolikal America is now compared to last year, why Moneyball matters (or doesn't), and why Nick Denton isn't working on July 4th. Questions! Answers! Kreepie Cats!]
Kreepie Kats Klassik: "Moonwalk Up to Heaven, Your 8,000 Virgins Await You, Pop Emporer!!"
[Join Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats—hey, Stickie's here!—as they say goodbye to Michael Jackson, who died tragically this week when his heart exploded from all that Pepsi.]
Kreepie Kats Klassik: "I'll Be Your Ayatollah! I Declare a Fatwa on Zoey Deschanel's perky Buttom!"
[Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats did not kare for Away We Go.]
Kreepie Kats in "Vote Ketchup Kat for An Islamotastik Iran!!"
Jim Behrle's Kartoon Kats have Iranian Election Fever! Also: a cunning plan to save the Boston Globe.
Kreepie Kats in "In The Year 3000!! NBC Will Be Back in ~Third~ Place! With Hasslehoff's Dick Weeknights at 10 PM/9 Central!!"
Jim Behrle's kartoon kats review the new Tonight Show. They don't care for it!
Kreepie Kats in "At The Javitzz Center I Sat Down, Wept for Amerikan Book Publishing and Beat Stephen King to Death With a Kindle"
Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats have Book Expo Fever! Now more than ever, we seek the "cheap thrills" of the printed word.
Kreepie Kats in "We Had To Leave Earlie This Holiday Weekend Cuz It's Tough to Get A Nice Room in the Tombs!!"
[Jim Behrle presents Kreepie Kats Klassic! Happy Armistice Day!]
Kreepie Kats in 'I Want to do the Vulcan Mind Meld with Lt. Uhura's Boobies'
The kreepie kitties of Jim Behrle's imagination went to see Star Trek this week, and the version they saw was dirty.
Kreepie Kats in "Lost Season Finale Spoilers Make Your Orgasms More Intense!!"
Manny is whacked out on tit juice and Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats are there. But they cannot gay marry St. Francis in New York, yet.
