Kim Kardashian: 'I Hope You Respect My Courage' to Dump Kris Humphries
Here's Kim Kardashian's "message to her fans" about her divorce from her husband of 72 days, Kris Humphries. At over 400 words, it's "probably the hardest thing [she's] ever had to write," and clocks in at a one-cliché-to-every-sentence average:
Kim Kardashian Physically Incapable of Writing Age on Divorce Papers
As the world beats its collective breasts over Kim Kardashian's divorce, here's another hypothesis on why she would marry and leave a man so quickly: Kim always said she thought she'd be married with children by age 30. With her 31st birthday in late October, her (lucrative) life narrative required that she tie the…
The Shortest Celebrity Marriages
Kim Kardashian is getting divorced after only 72 days. That's only two and a half months. Apparently celebrities are especially susceptible to being married for very short periods of time. Here are some that were so short they make Kim's look long, and some that lasted a bit longer and make Kim's look short, sort of…
Kris Humphries' Unbelievably Pathetic Reaction to Kim Leaving Him
Kim Kardashian's soon-to-be ex-husband is pleading ignorance about their divorce, claiming he didn't know his fame monster wife was going to file divorce papers today:
It's Official: Kim Kardashian Has Filed for Divorce
After 72 days of matrimony, Kim Kardashian has filed for divorce from poorly cast husband Kris Humphries. TMZ already has the divorce papers, and posted them here. The newlyweds are seeking a traditional divorce due to "irreconcilable differences."
Kim Kardashian to File for Divorce on Halloween
Kim Kardashian dressed up as Poison Ivy for Halloween and is divorcing her husband. Demi Moore dressed up as a divorcee. Lindsay Lohan is wearing an innocent nun's costume, Jessica Simpson is rocking an "immaculate conception" look, and Taylor Swift is going as a nude photo scandal. Monday's gossip doesn't know if…
We Must Discuss James Franco's Butt Cheeks and LiLo's Morgue Chic
Does James Franco wax his buttcrack? What are the best accessories for a trip to the morgue? Why is Jessica Simpson so bad at hiding her baby bump? These are the perplexing questions of Gawkerazzi, the show where we blog with our mouths.
Jimmy Fallon and Brian Williams Slow Jam the Latest Occupy Wall Street News
Brian Williams occasionally stops off at Late Night to slow jam the news with Jimmy Fallon. Since Rock Center, Williams' new primetime show, debuts on Monday and he wouldn't want anyone out there to forget to tune in, God forbid, he paid a visit to Fallon tonight to add some suave sexiness to the Occupy Wall Street…
Lindsay Lohan's Little Sister Went to Her Nude Playboy Shoot
Lindsay's 17-year-old sister has seen her "boobs, ass, and vag." Kim Kardashian's reality show literally tried to cast her husband. Jason Sudeikis is dating an Olsen, but which one? Thursday gossip is sisterly.
Kim's Fairytale Wedding: Kris Humphries vs. Kim Kardashian
Tonight, E! brought us the conclusion of Kim's Fairytale Wedding, a four-hour special about Kim Kardashian's August nuptials to Kris Humphries. During last night's warm-up, the storyline revolved around everybody except Kim hating Kris (groom, not mom). But hey, at least his bride-to-be was on his side! Well, until…
Kim's Fairytale Wedding: Kris Humphries vs. the Kardashians
A month after we watched them get engaged, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries were back on E! for two hours tonight in Part 1 of Kim's Fairtytale Wedding (the conclusion airs tomorrow). So what'd we learn? Namely, that the entire Kardashian family—and Khloe especially—hates Kim's husband-to-be, as you'll see in our…
Kim Kardashian Likes Complaining About Her Husband, Saying 'Like'
So, like, Kim Kardashian and her husband Kris Humphries were totally on The Tonight Show this evening and, like, they were sitting there and stuff and then Jay Leno asked Kim about things Kris does that, like, annoy her and she was all "He totally barks like a dog!" So then Kris goes, "Nuh-uh" and she was all "Um,…

