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    Image of daveyjonesisdead daveyjonesisdead
    11/23/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Would Rather Be Alone and Drunk Than with Twlight, Thanks
    Hi, girls...I fill the description Foster gave of the person you will spend your life with perfectly. Call me!
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11/23/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Would Rather Be Alone and Drunk Than with Twlight, Thanks
    Now, come on. Everybody knows that Twihards are mostly 40-year-old sexually frustrated housewives.
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    Image of mommy_dearest mommy_dearest
    11/22/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Would Rather Be Alone and Drunk Than with Twlight, Thanks
    Foster, you break my heart. Must you remind me that I am not movie star good looking like Kristen Stewart? I would rate myself as maybe off-off-off Broadway good looking. And if I am not on that coast, can I claim even that? I'm so depressed now. I'm going to go buy a zhu zhu pet. And it's YOUR fault.
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    Image of Lincolnsbeard33 Lincolnsbeard33
    11/22/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Would Rather Be Alone and Drunk Than with Twlight, Thanks
    I still think Kristen Stewart is a lesbian.
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    secretagentman promoted this comment Lincolnsbeard33 was starred Lincolnsbeard33 was unstarred
    Image of secretagentman secretagentman
    11/22/09

    @Lincolnsbeard33: She is. It's called 'publicity'. Studios have entire departments, teams of people, who's only job is to plant items and keep bad shit out of the media.
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    Image of kweeneverything kweeneverything
    11/22/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Would Rather Be Alone and Drunk Than with Twlight, Thanks
    jay-z and beyonce are married, for like almost 2 years. seriously gawker? seriously? that's pretty obvious. she wrote a damn song about it. i know they are private but really? fact check.
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    Foster Kamer promoted this comment kweeneverything was starred kweeneverything was unstarred
    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/22/09

    @kweeneverything: YES, I KNOW THEY'RE MARRIED assface. I use the word "dating" because I'm projecting. PROJECTING.
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    11/24/09

    @Foster Kamer: I have to tell you, I was having a crappy day, but considering I like your writing, (long time reader, infrequent commenter) I'm going to take being called "assface" as an honor and a term of endearment. happy thanksgiving, "dickhead".
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/24/09

    @kweeneverything: It is! Let yourself be charmed.
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    Foster Kamer was starred Foster Kamer was unstarred
    Image of sarrible sarrible
    11/22/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Would Rather Be Alone and Drunk Than with Twlight, Thanks
    Wait. Tyrese and Tyson Beckford are different people? No. I do not believe it.
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    11/22/09

    @sarrible: I was wondering the same thing. Now I'm just flat-out confused.
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    11/22/09

    @sarrible: Tyson is the hot one. Tyrese is the dumb one with lyrics like "Late night phone calls on the telephone." As opposed to other kinds of phone calls? Dumbass.
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    Image of honey's dead honey's dead
    11/22/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Would Rather Be Alone and Drunk Than with Twlight, Thanks
    I saw RPat on Regis--what??--the other day and he had the sad demeanor of a man/boy who has resigned himself to a lifetime of forever being remembered as a glittery teen icon. I felt sorry for him, really. He talked about how he had no idea what he was getting into and just wanted to do an American movie. That said, he could do the honorable thing and just quit making those damn movies. Hear that Rob?? Be a man.
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    Hiroine Protagonist promoted this comment honey's dead was starred honey's dead was unstarred
    Image of Hiroine Protagonist Hiroine Protagonist
    11/22/09

    @honey's dead: He would be a dead man - no way would he be able to walk away from the franchise.
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    11/22/09

    @Hiroine Protagonist: Are you saying he's contractually obligated, or his crazy fans would go after him?
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    11/22/09

    @honey's dead: I was going for a more sinister conspiracy-tone, but yes, essentially, he's contractually obliged and it's such a big cash cow they'd roast him if he wanted out. Literally! Nah. Maybe!
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    Image of Trixie from Toronto Trixie from Toronto
    11/22/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Would Rather Be Alone and Drunk Than with Twlight, Thanks
    I honestly cannot understand a single thing in the Christie Brinkley item. What the fuck?
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    11/22/09

    @Trixie from Toronto: She just sounds high maintenance... not evil.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/22/09

    @Trixie from Toronto: It's because you've been enraptured in her CRAZINESS.
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    Image of Island of Misfit Toys Island of Misfit Toys
    11/22/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Would Rather Be Alone and Drunk Than with Twlight, Thanks
    I just find the idea of spending $3 million dollars on a birthday party to be disgusting. I know...it's his money and he can spend it any way he wants, but some of that money could have helped out a lot of people.
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    11/22/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Would Rather Be Alone and Drunk Than with Twlight, Thanks
    Glad you are feeling better Foster! Your gossip roundup demonstrates your vim and vigor.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/22/09

    @momof3wildkids: I am alive! Thank you. Nothing fixes an ear infection like a Sam Jackson Page Six Item From Heaven.
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    11/22/09

    @Foster Kamer: I think Denton needs to go over and borrow a cup of sugar from Sammy boy... with Gawker videotaping the whole thing of course.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/22/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Would Rather Be Alone and Drunk Than with Twlight, Thanks
    Bonus points for using bespoke. Had to hit the dictionary on that one.
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    Lysergic Asset was starred Lysergic Asset was unstarred
    Image of DevilsAvocadoRedux DevilsAvocadoRedux
    11/22/09

    @Lysergic Asset:

    My uncle is a bespoke tailor.

    Wow - that sounds like a secret code from a Bond movie...

    "My uncle is a bespoke tailor"..."Bond? James Bond? Felix Underwood, CIA. Welcome to Miami. I have a car waiting."

    But, really. My uncle is a bespoke tailor.
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    Lysergic Asset promoted this comment DevilsAvocadoRedux was starred DevilsAvocadoRedux was unstarred
    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/22/09

    @DevilsAvocadoRedux: I had heard the phrase 'bespoke tailor' prior to your using it, but I always assumed it meant 'well-mannered', for some odd reason.

    (Are you Redux because you got banned at some point?)

    #tips
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    Lysergic Asset was starred Lysergic Asset was unstarred
    Image of DevilsAvocadoRedux DevilsAvocadoRedux
    11/22/09

    @Lysergic Asset: Not banned. I would have welcomed a Ketching - go down in flames, and all that. But it was far more mundane. My previous incarnation got scrambled during the last upgrade, so I had to start all over again. Sent a couple of emails to Gabriel, but gave up pestering lest my behaviour be categorised as stalkerish. Sigh. All that hard work, out the window. Minsley Tortimer bequeathed me one of his seldom-used avatars - MySluttyPony. Tee hee.

    #tips
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/22/09

    @DevilsAvocadoRedux: I wouldn't dare venture into the recesses of my commenting archives. Too many things that went bump in my head, and all.

    After almost a year away, I think that this is still the most fun place to comment.

    #tips
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    Lysergic Asset was starred Lysergic Asset was unstarred
    Image of DevilsAvocadoRedux DevilsAvocadoRedux
    11/22/09

    @Lysergic Asset:

    Hear, hear. After absenting myself for most of this year, I'm very happy to be back. And, although it did result in my former self's demise, I'm really glad they tidied up the commenting system. It's much, much snappier now. Like all the best bits from the old days without the waffle and squabbling that used to go on a bit too much.

    #tips
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    DevilsAvocadoRedux was starred DevilsAvocadoRedux was unstarred
    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11/22/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Would Rather Be Alone and Drunk Than with Twlight, Thanks
    Beyonce and Jay-Z are more than dating, darling; he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
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    Image of RandomLunatic RandomLunatic
    11/22/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Would Rather Be Alone and Drunk Than with Twlight, Thanks
    The RPattz/KStew bit is the single most satisfying paragraph I've ever read in any Gawker gossip roundup, EV-AR.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/22/09

    @RandomLunatic: OH. Just wait for the next item. JUST WAIT.
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    Foster Kamer was starred Foster Kamer was unstarred
    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11/22/09

    @Foster Kamer: How soon is this next item coming. Is it coming right now? Because it would be awesome if it was coming right now.
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    DahlELama was starred DahlELama was unstarred
    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/22/09

    @DahlELama: Oh, it's here. Reset your cache and behold the magic.
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    Edited by Foster Kamer at 11/22/09 12:51 PM Foster Kamer was starred Foster Kamer was unstarred
    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11/22/09

    @Foster Kamer: A. Maz. Ing.
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    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    11/22/09

    @RandomLunatic: As someone who thought she was going to have to put up her dukes and kick some shins when some Twihards thought we were cutting their line at the theater Friday night, I second this emotion.

    You'd have thought RobPat was waiting in the theater for them and we were dressed like Joan Jett.

    Those are some keraaazy beeches.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/22/09

    @PaisleyPajamas: They should have to have "keraaazy beeches" on the back of their driving permits.
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    Foster Kamer was starred Foster Kamer was unstarred
    Image of limber limber
    11/19/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning Have Made Out
    Joe Francis tells drunk women to take their clothes off, he gets millions. Sparkly Vampire tells insane woman same, and he gets trouble.

    World gone mad.
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    Image of thatgirlinnewyork thatgirlinnewyork
    11/19/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning Have Made Out
    clicking on a suri cruise item seems as low as one can go, until one does and discovers that this toddler wears slingback heels. closer to xenu, or her parents' way of keeping her from bolting from the compound?
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