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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    11/04/09

    In reply to Sienna Miller's Old Undies Are Showing
    I am a tremendous nerd and I have read the HP books. I do not recall him cavorting around nekkid and making out with anyone. #alexrodriguez
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    11/04/09

    @TheUptightMidwesterner: I think they may be filming the Silver Doe chapter where the Horcrux taunts Ron with images of Harry and Hermione embracing. Riddle-Harry and Riddle-Hermione (as they're referred to in the text) do kiss. It doesn't say anything about them being naked though.

    Oh, hell. Here's the text:
    "Who wouldn't prefer him, what woman would take you, you are nothing, nothing, nothing to him," crooned Riddle-Hermione, and she stretched like a snake and entwined herself around Riddle-Harry, wrapping him in a close embrace: Their lips met.
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    11/04/09

    @TheUptightMidwesterner: Ah- now I remember. Been a few years. #alexrodriguez
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    11/04/09

    In reply to Sienna Miller's Old Undies Are Showing
    Well remember that Goldie Hawn does return to hometown Washington, DC periodically to break into the house where she grew up and "just walk around and look." I bet she's real comfy with girl-talk. #alexrodriguez
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    Image of Anrkist Anrkist
    11/04/09

    In reply to Sienna Miller's Old Undies Are Showing
    So when A-Rod has lost all of his usefulness, we can turn him into glue. Awesome. #alexrodriguez
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Sienna Miller's Old Undies Are Showing

    Word on the street is A-Rod isn't the only one to commission one of these Centaur portraits lately... #alexrodriguez
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    Image of harlows.landing harlows.landing
    11/04/09

    @The Dewd: Is it just me, or does all of this A-Rod-as-centaur talk remind anyone else of an imprisoned Will Ferrell drawing Starsky & Hutch as dragons? #alexrodriguez
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    11/04/09

    @The Dewd: Almost perfect, you just need to make the head a little bigger . #alexrodriguez
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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    11/04/09

    In reply to Sienna Miller's Old Undies Are Showing
    Arod used to be half goat so I'm glad to see there's been a promotion. #alexrodriguez
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    11/04/09

    In reply to Sienna Miller's Old Undies Are Showing
    Aaaah Rhianna. I realize maybe your tiny, stupid child's brain can't quite grind its way through this problem with it's tiny little retarded child brain metaphorical hands, but:

    Fame = people pay attention whatever you do.

    You = famous.

    Therefore.

    You = people pay attention to whatever you do. #alexrodriguez
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    Image of Island of Misfit Toys Island of Misfit Toys
    11/04/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: My sympathy level is greater lowered now that I realize Rhianna is discussing this tragic/painful/devastating incident in conjunction with her new album release. #alexrodriguez
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    11/04/09

    @Island of Misfit Toys: When life gives you lemons, you carefully contrive those lemons into a situation where you can generate sympathy for yourself, then you take the lemon rinds and squeeze them even more by demanding sympathy for having your shame publicly sympathized-with. #alexrodriguez
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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    11/01/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin and The Jews: A Match Made In Zion
    The only thing worse than this is if Kate Gosselin becomes a Jew. That haircut alone must be violating some or the other halakhic law, no? #jongosselin
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    Image of themediatrix themediatrix
    10/31/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin and The Jews: A Match Made In Zion
    People, seriously, do some homework.

    Gawker is on the wrong side of this Gosselin story.

    Jon wanted those kids off that reality show well-before the show ended, and he made that clear during actual episodes of the show from the second or third season.

    Does he suck at PR? Yes. Did he go a little crazy with the ladies? Maybe. But he also finally got the guts together to stop prostituting out his kids.

    He is a not so bright dude who is now trying to keep his kids off TV.

    He has TLC and Kate trying to continue the exploitation of the kids, and meanwhile, the mainstream and gossip-media are dumping shit on him. If he does kill himself, the kids will basically be nothing but little money-makers born and raised in captivity as part of a plan by Kate Gosselin who was obsessed as a teen with the fame that "multiples" can bring. Pretty fucking sick.

    How about at LEAST doing a little research before heaping on more hate to someone who is essentially completely alone in the world at the moment? This is *not* your typical celebrity is an ass situation.

    Vanity Fair Article:
    [bit.ly]

    Relatives Trying to Save the Kids
    [truthbreedshatred.blogspot.com]

    Somewhere exist mirror links to the original posts written by the kids' aunt Jodi for the above blog. They discussed how horribly the kids were being treated and how Jon wanted to stop the show. They are from a few YEARS AGO. Sorry but although I follow this story I don't follow it closely enough to have saved those links.

    In any case, if the media (even gossip sites) keeps sourcing only *itself* over and over on this story, it's going to continue to miss the REAL scoop here.
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    10/31/09

    @themediatrix: + @all: Kindly please STOP commenting on this thread. If you keep it up, it's gonna make my Yiddish jokes down-thread vanish into a black hole of oblivion and I shall have labored in vain. Also, who cares? It's Saturday, it's Halloween, we just want entertainment, Foster delivered. Screw quote journalisistic objectivity unquote. #jongosselin
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    Image of themediatrix themediatrix
    10/31/09

    @snugbug: um, no. #jongosselin
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    10/31/09

    @themediatrix: Um, upper-case fail.

    (Sorry; don't mean to be mean. They don't celebrate Halloween in Berlin & it's way late & I'm a little bored & looking for trouble.) #jongosselin
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    Image of themediatrix themediatrix
    10/31/09

    @snugbug: Sorry you didn't find my response clever or entertaining. I'm not trying to be.

    I just don't have a sense of humor about the fact that eight kids are working (six from birth) to support their mom's fantasy of being a celebrity.

    (Hope you find trouble and some fun this evening.) #jongosselin
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    11/01/09

    @snugbug: Yiddish jokes? Yes, please. #jongosselin
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    Image of saralapua saralapua
    11/02/09

    @themediatrix: I didn't know Jon Gosselin commented on Gawker. Welcome to the fray, buddy. #jongosselin
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    themediatrix promoted this comment Edited by saralapua at 11/02/09 1:11 PM saralapua was starred saralapua was unstarred
    Image of themediatrix themediatrix
    11/02/09

    @saralapua: If anyone should do a little research, it's you darlin'. D'ya think jongosselin is a san francisco-based tech-dabbling public radio journalist with feminist sensibilities who's been posting on gawker for a couple of years?

    Please stop wasting our time.
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    Edited by themediatrix at 11/02/09 1:26 PM themediatrix was starred themediatrix was unstarred
    Image of saralapua saralapua
    11/02/09

    @themediatrix: Right back atcha. Chill out. It's gawker and you're apparently wound up tighter than a drum. Wow, talk about channeling anxiety into weird forums. #jongosselin
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    Image of themediatrix themediatrix
    11/02/09

    @saralapua: *yawn* #jongosselin
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    Image of rledrialmder rledrialmder
    10/31/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin and The Jews: A Match Made In Zion
    Rabbi Smiley Botox is the same guy who was peddling his "lost Michael Jackson tapes" book earlier this month. I always thought one had to be involved in a sexual act for money, to be a whore, but I am learning how wrong I was...
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    10/31/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin and The Jews: A Match Made In Zion
    Jon Gosselin? As if the Jews hadn't suffered enough already. #jongosselin
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    Image of IpsoFacto IpsoFacto
    10/31/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin and The Jews: A Match Made In Zion
    Oh sweet Jesus. The giant whitehead on that greasy forehead. #jongosselin
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    10/31/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin and The Jews: A Match Made In Zion
    Quite possibly your greated gossip roundup ever. Speaking on behalf of all Christians, though, we never wanted him in the first place. If we have to play this "toss the steaming bag of poop" around for more than a month, I will be very disappointed. And smelly. #jongosselin
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    Image of DrChickenbeer DrChickenbeer
    10/31/09

    @Conchie Birdie: Us athiests don't want him either. Maybe the Scientologists? #jongosselin
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    10/31/09

    @DrChickenbeer: He sounds like a thetan... so maybe? #jongosselin
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    Image of ms_priestypants ms_priestypants
    10/31/09

    @Conchie Birdie: I think we should give him to the Unitarians. #jongosselin
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    10/31/09

    @ms_priestypants: Agreed. Let's get on that. #jongosselin
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    Image of BeeGee BeeGee
    10/31/09

    @Conchie Birdie: Here is a little wisdom from my bubie that works for Tsar's and Jon Gosselins alike: "May the tsar be happy and healthy, may he have many, many children, and may they have many, many children... Far away from me." #jongosselin
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    11/01/09

    @BeeGee: Your Bubie is awesome! #jongosselin
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    Image of kappakappaspankme kappakappaspankme
    10/31/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin and The Jews: A Match Made In Zion
    Foster, please marry me.

    XO
    Nice Jewish Girl (stuck in The South) #jongosselin
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    10/31/09

    @kappakappaspankme: Get in line, klafte! I kid, I kid.. #jongosselin
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    Image of kappakappaspankme kappakappaspankme
    10/31/09

    @snugbug: O hai thar! Will you marry me if Foster won't? #jongosselin
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    10/31/09

    @kappakappaspankme: Only* if you went to a Jewish summer camp in the South. Coleman represent.

    *There are exceptions.
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    Image of kappakappaspankme kappakappaspankme
    10/31/09

    @Foster Kamer: Bloody Hell. I went to J00 camp in the Poconos. #jongosselin
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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    11/01/09

    @kappakappaspankme: Shit, are you me??!! But I am an Honorary Jew and very married. Perchance, you are my doppelganger from an alternate timeline and our parallel universes just intersected. #jongosselin
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    Image of kappakappaspankme kappakappaspankme
    11/01/09

    @Wrapitup: I'm Bizzaro Wrapitup.

    Full disclosure - I'm very married too, but I suffer from no delusions of grandeur. My husband would trade me in a nanosecond for a vintage Jazzmaster. #jongosselin
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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    11/01/09

    @kappakappaspankme: Jesus! Okay we have to form a crime-fighting team stat. One more nice Jewish girl from the South and Foster will be giving us instructions from a speaker phone thingy. First case: what is hiding in Kate Gosselin's hair? #jongosselin
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    Image of kappakappaspankme kappakappaspankme
    11/01/09

    @Wrapitup: Do you think Foster would let us wear capes? I'm not much on the tights but I have always wanted to wear a cape.

    In Kate's hair: Jon's dignity? #jongosselin
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    10/31/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin and The Jews: A Match Made In Zion
    Item 3 makes little sense, isn't funny, and links directly back to the Gawker main site. Is there a meta-joke there I'm not getting?

    PS. Is Rabbi Smuley the "rabbi shmuley" that Tracy Jordan needed to talk to on 30 rock when he "lost touch with his roots"?
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    10/31/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: "via an august news organization, the designator of which is known for his breakthrough research in the field of Lady Gaga's penis." That would be this site, and that would be me. The designation is not official, and the theoretical quotes are not real. Yet. And yes. This is that exact same rabbi, who is also, apparently, "America's Rabbi."
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    10/31/09

    @Foster Kamer: You guys should create a trophy and mail it to his house. #jongosselin
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    10/31/09


    @Foster Kamer:

    Looks like it's Theoretical Quotes Week. #jongosselin
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    Image of themediatrix themediatrix
    10/31/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: I was wondering if it was the same rabbi that broadcast that Elaine was "jealous of her friend George -- a loser" getting married on Seinfeld back in the day. #jongosselin
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    Image of ms_priestypants ms_priestypants
    10/31/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin and The Jews: A Match Made In Zion
    It just hit me that Jon Gosselin is the reason I am single.
    He is that sort of guy who coasts from relationship to relationship with dominant partners, who he ultimately becomes so dependent upon that they practically have to tell him every single freaking thing he needs to do including wiping front to back, and then acts the victim when some inner sense of entitlement isn't properly fawned over/ partner gets sick of it and says take care of your own wiping, repeat ad infinitum, and manages to never take responsibility for anything, ever, all the while thinking he is somehow valuable and desirable by the ever-younger, naive women he seeks out. And then he goes on a date with me and talks about how he writes poetry and is a deep, damaged soul and I run screaming from the table and never date again.
    I blame you, sir! #jongosselin
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    Image of Tangelique21 Tangelique21
    10/31/09

    @ms_priestypants: There are good men in the world please don't let the "male" Jon, keep you from finding a wonderful man and enjoying married family life with him. Tikyra
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    10/31/09

    @ms_priestypants: Oh sweetheart, don't lose hope because of silly ol' Jonny boy... he is soooooo sophomore year of high school its not even funny. #jongosselin
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    Image of ms_priestypants ms_priestypants
    10/31/09

    @Tangelique21: Oops- snark ran over into unintelligibly self-referential. I don't really blame Gosselin for my singleness, I blame Jesus. #jongosselin
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    Image of ms_priestypants ms_priestypants
    10/31/09

    @Conchie Birdie: That didn't read the way I wanted it to- I meant it to be more funny critique, less Cathy-comic! #jongosselin
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    10/31/09

    @ms_priestypants: Don't worry, I would never mistake you for Cathy-comic - but I know exactly the kind of guy you're talking about. Do you know how many times I've wanted to run screaming from a table? #jongosselin
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