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    The Hills: Trolls, Ogres, and Scary Godmothers

    The Hills: Text and Subtext

    The Hills and The City Kiss Princes to Make Frogs

    The Hills Will Be Crushed by The City's Brilliance

    The Hills Are Alive with the Sound of Moolah

    "I Love It! What Is It?"

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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/11/09

    In reply to The Hills: Trolls, Ogres, and Scary Godmothers
    When will it end? #thehills
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    Image of ampersandparade ampersandparade
    10/21/09

    In reply to The Hills: Text and Subtext
    It's amazing because in this one clip, it's like watching an old episode of Laugh In, and something amazing from the future as well. Holly Montag is the confluence of all events throughout history.

    Also if MTV has any brains, they will make this one of those Christmastime On Demand screensavers for your television, like the burning yule log and the snow scenes. She is mesmerizing. #thehills
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    Image of Clarissima Clarissima
    10/21/09

    In reply to The Hills: Text and Subtext
    Being without a phone may just have done wonders for his...complexity. #thehills
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    10/21/09

    In reply to The Hills: Text and Subtext
    The editing for that Bolthouse event where Holly supposedly got smashed was so completely disjointed and bizarre. I half expected a cutaway to some lions on the veld, and then maybe a little girl picking flowers, and then nuclear annihilation. #thehills
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    Image of HenryLovesFonzie HenryLovesFonzie
    10/21/09

    In reply to The Hills: Text and Subtext
    Maybe it's because I consume alcohol regularly, but this whole Holly situation seems fucking absurd. If MTV wants to make a real "statement" against alcohol and/or drugs they should do a "Where Are They Now" of some old Real World cast members. #thehills
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    10/21/09

    In reply to The Hills: Text and Subtext
    This embodies every inane hills idiocy. Fantastical, I feel like I just watched an entire episode. #thehills
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    Image of matthieuK matthieuK
    10/21/09

    In reply to The Hills: Text and Subtext
    I'm going to assume that Gawker has copy-edited the above transcript. There is no way in hell these people can write this decent while texting. #thehills
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    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    10/21/09

    In reply to The Hills: Text and Subtext
    Hey MTV: Fyck yoo. #thehills
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    Image of pmarble pmarble
    10/21/09

    In reply to The Hills: Text and Subtext
    This is Richard Lawsonian -- my highest recap compliment. #thehills
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    Image of hamburgerhotdog hamburgerhotdog
    10/21/09

    @pmarble: But yet not enough. I miss you Richard. #thehills
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    Image of easternsike easternsike
    10/21/09

    @hamburgerhotdog: shut up, it's been months and he does the exact same thing on another website#thehills
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    Brian Moylan promoted this comment Edited by easternsike at 10/21/09 2:36 PM easternsike was starred easternsike was unstarred
    Image of hamburgerhotdog hamburgerhotdog
    10/21/09

    In reply to The Hills: Text and Subtext
    Is it just me or is Holly got a sort-of Denise Austin thing going on? #thehills
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    10/21/09

    @hamburgerhotdog: She scares me more than Heidi. #thehills
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    Image of ampersandparade ampersandparade
    10/21/09

    @Conchie Birdie: It is wonderful to meet a family of nothing but black sheep. #thehills
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    Image of NigelAstydameia NigelAstydameia
    09/30/09

    In reply to The Hills Will Be Crushed by The City's Brilliance
    Like comparing farts to burps.
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    09/30/09

    @NigelAstydameia: I'm assuming The Hills is the fart, considering it is LA.
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    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    09/30/09

    In reply to The Hills Will Be Crushed by The City's Brilliance
    Brian, it's a little telling that we both referred to Kristin Cavallari as a black hole in our recaps.
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    09/30/09

    @Richard Lawson: Did you get that Memo from Thanos, the galactic overlord of recaps, as well?
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    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    09/30/09

    @Brian Moylan: He's so naggy, that Thanos.

    @LA0811: I am here.
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    Image of metoometoo metoometoo
    09/30/09

    In reply to The Hills Will Be Crushed by The City's Brilliance
    I feel compelled to state, for the record, that The Hills has brought many beautiful and poetic and truthful moments to the screen, and for that, I will always love it. Its banality is what makes it so poignant and its surrealism is what makes it so entertaining. I don't feel at all defensive about my enjoyment of The Hills, but I do feel sad for people who watch the show but don't pay enough attention to appreciate those fleeting, wonderful moments of genuine emotion.

    The City is far less interesting to me, because everyone is too calculating and self-aware to allow any of those genuine moments to peek through.
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    Edited by metoometoo at 09/30/09 12:57 PM metoometoo was starred metoometoo was unstarred
    Image of mexiback mexiback
    09/30/09

    In reply to The Hills Will Be Crushed by The City's Brilliance
    Time out: Do you like those shows, or do you "like" them? It's like I don't even know anymore.
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    Image of ZakiKligmanic ZakiKligmanic
    09/30/09

    In reply to The Hills Will Be Crushed by The City's Brilliance
    how can you write up the hills when you never watched an LC episode? answer: you can't.
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    Image of metoometoo metoometoo
    09/30/09

    @ZakiKligmanic: Last night, I decided it was finally time to cave in to the peer pressure of the pop culture machine and finally watch an episode of this show.
    ...
    Finally, someone from The Hills had something intelligent to say.

    Hmm.
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    Image of valet_of_the_dolls valet_of_the_dolls
    09/30/09

    @metoometoo: Come Back to the Five and Dime, CeCe Peniston, CeCe Peniston
    (That's three "finally"s. I think there may be one more.)
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    Edited by valet_of_the_dolls at 09/30/09 1:27 PM valet_of_the_dolls was starred valet_of_the_dolls was unstarred
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