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    The Kinky Sex Life of Eva Longoria

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    Image of NigelAstydameia NigelAstydameia
    07/13/09

    In reply to The Kinky Sex Life of Eva Longoria
    One good thing about sex with Eva Longoria: You'll always know if she's acting.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    07/13/09

    In reply to The Kinky Sex Life of Eva Longoria
    VBecks needs to audition? Do they not know who she is? Have they not seen Spice World??



    Oh, wait, no one on Earth has seen Spice World? Carry on.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    07/13/09

    In reply to The Kinky Sex Life of Eva Longoria
    Endlessly vanilla Eva Longoria likes light bondage? Snore. Cajun, can't you get us better dirtee on a Monday morning?
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    Image of Dagrolord Dagrolord
    07/13/09

    In reply to The Kinky Sex Life of Eva Longoria
    "Lily Allen isn't shy about going after what she wants. She recently proclaimed that she wanted to bone Snow Patrol's Gary Lightbody more than anyone in the world and basically invited him to come and get it."



    These lads today just don't have to work for it like we did back in my day. The tart practically leaps onto the desert plate and hands you a fork.



    Ha. Green's not a good color on me. I'll close with wishing them both good fortune.
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    07/13/09

    In reply to The Kinky Sex Life of Eva Longoria
    I wonder if Posh will have to audition for the role of Cautionary Tale #5 or if they'll just give it to her.



    Oh, and Leo - Titanic was 12 years ago. I think you'll need a new pickup line.
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    Image of rudi_freude rudi_freude
    07/13/09

    @VoxPopuli:

    Maybe he'll need a bigger boat.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    07/13/09

    @rudi_freude: Lulz. Although I don't like imagining Leo's boat and do not get his sex appeal at all.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    07/13/09

    @BookishLookish: It's the steamboat-shaped head.
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    Image of NigelAstydameia NigelAstydameia
    07/13/09

    @VoxPopuli: He could always say, "Hi, I'm Martin Scorcese's biggest mistake."
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