Tax Weed, Save the Homeless
Life is not all about sitting around “getting high” and daydreaming about saving the world and having hot sex at the same time. Life is about tax policy—that’s where the action is.
Scientists say the number of annual “extreme heat” days in Los Angeles could increase by 800% over the course of this century. Good thing future L.A. residents will have futuristic air-conditioning in their self-driving cars as they sit in future sweltering traffic jams, wondering where their dreams went wrong.
Second-Class City Is First-Class Hellhole, of Traffic
A hellish and desolate landscape of “freeways”—an ironic name, for they only serve to imprison you in an idling, air-conditioned bubble as life slowly passes you by.
The Mysterious Alleged $100 Million Poker Pot
Midway through The Hollywood Reporter’s entrancing cover story this week on how David Milch blew an enormous fortune gambling, there is this paragraph:
Developer Nile Niami, currently building a spec house in Bel Air with a price tag of $500 million, rejects neighbors’ accusations of overkill. “‘Why would you not need four swimming pools?’ says Mr. Niami.”
Cops: L.A. Bank Robber at Large After Hitting Three Locations in One Hour
Authorities say they are searching for a man who attempted to rob three banks over the course of an hour in the Los Angeles neighborhood of Los Feliz on Thursday, KNBC reports.
50 Years After the Riots, Watts Projects and LAPD Learn to Co-Exist
At a recent staff meeting at the Southeast Division station of the Los Angeles Police Department, Ryan Whiteman, a tall, barrel-chested sergeant, ran down the mid-year crime stats for Jordan Downs, a public housing development in the Watts neighborhood of South L.A.. Jordan Downs is home to some of the most destitute…
“The recent handcuffing of an inmate without food for 32 hours is part of a troubling pattern of similar mistreatment in the Los Angeles County jails since [last year]... Inspector General Max Huntsman cited three additional incidents in which inmates were allegedly tethered to objects for prolonged periods.”
The city of Los Angeles says it spends more than $100 million per year on homelessness, for a homeless population of 23,000. More than 80% of that money is spent on things that are not "building places for the homeless to live," which could be one reason the homeless population in L.A. is growing.
One Earthquake Could Make Los Angeles Die of Thirst
For those of us who live on the East Coast, contemplating the demise of Los Angeles at the hands of Mother Nature is like watching a horror movie, rather than like being in a horror movie. Did you know one little earthquake could make the whole place dry up and blow away?
That Time I Took the Bus and Everything Was Great
The other night, I was going to the launch party for my new book, but the hosting bookstore happened to be on the other side of town, in Los Feliz, while I meanwhile was a new resident of Venice, an hour's drive away—or more in mid-afternoon traffic—so I considered my options.
Los Angeles Deputy Says Jail Inmates Were Constantly Abused
Los Angeles law enforcement agencies have had more than their share of scandals. Still, testimony coming about about the behavior of the Los Angeles Sheriff's Department is shocking.
L.A. May or May Not Be Destroyed by Earthquake Very Soon
Two more little earthquakes hit the Los Angeles area this morning. Imagine me saying that in the most ennui-laden voice possible, since it happens all the time now. Does this portend L.A.'s final doom? Maybe.
L.A. Wins "Least Breathable Air" Title
Say what you will about Los Angeles—that it's a hellpit of plastic-enhanced heathens teetering on the brink of seismic annihilation, for example—but give the city this: it has America's worst air.
L.A'.s Most Arrested Person Is a Homeless Grandmother
The person who has been arrested more than anyone else in Los Angeles in the past six years is not a drug dealer or a gang member. It is Annie Moody, a 59 year-old homeless grandmother who lives on skid row.
Cops Allegedly Shut Off Suspect's Electricity to Plant Evidence
Prosecutors say two Los Angeles deputies planted a gun in a suspect's store in order to justify an arrest.
Tosh.0 Production Assistant Mistakenly Killed by L.A. Sheriff Deputy
Monday night, the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department mistakenly shot and killed a production assistant for Tosh.0 after mistaking the 30-year-old for a stabbing suspect.
[Protestors inadvertently made a Los Angeles street pedestrian-friendly during a demonstration outside the Los Angeles Unified School District headquarters today. The 375 desks represent the average number of students that drop out of the school district each week. Image by Richard Vogel via AP.]
Above a Whole Foods in Beverly Hill sits America's most prestigiously situated low income housing development.
Decades of accumulated weather data show that Los Angeles, California has more pleasant days per year than any other city in America, which is all the more reason to bulldoze Los Angeles and move New York City there.
