No way this is real. But whoever wrote it actually has a pretty decent sense of humor, as evidenced by his remark about Soho. Either that, or he's really an investment banker and he just has no fucking clue.
I happen to be a judgmental shrew, a nagging feminist, and a rotund lady in her middle years. All of which are clearly serving as a magical layer of protection against assholes.
@WaterTart: I read somewhere that simply by stimulating the nipple in a sucking manner for a few weeks, you can induce lactation without pregnancy. It was mentioned as a way for a woman who is adopting to be able to breast feed.
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Goldman sex?
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Wait- I have to have a baby? Gross.
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Seems a bit ooky to me, but who am I to judge?
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