Some quotes from a story about women's watches: "Women are now interested in how a timepiece works." "We're more comfortable now with technology. Things that used to seem geeky or intimidating are now common." "Moon-phase watches seem to have a particularly strong appeal for women, and not just those who frequent…
The world has 99 problems and women are all of them.
Moms Become Top Earners in 4 of 10 Households, Men Become Useless
A sad new study proves that moms are the top earners in four of ten American households. It may seem like a positive thing that these working women are top earners, but it either means the woman is a single mother or that the "dad" is unemployed.
How Much Irrational Anger Will Result From This Study Linking Women, Housework, and Physical Fitness?
First, let us present the plain facts: there is a new study out, based on statistics gleaned from "time use diaries" filled out by women chronicling their own activity. Researchers found that American women today are spending only about half as much time doing housework—vacuuming, laundry, etc.—as they were 45 years…
Dispelling Common Vagina Myths
Tampon manufacturer Kimberly-Clark has a new series of ads out in which veterans of periods (gals) explain all the wacky vagina myths they once believed. (These myths, they say, are untrue, though we cannot confirm this independently.) You may be shocked to learn that some of your most cherished opinions about your…
According to 1912, the 'Perfect Woman' Is From Brooklyn, Weighs 171 Pounds, and Aspires to Be a Dirt Farmer
On December 21, 1912, the New York Times published a profile of "The Perfect Girl": a size 14 wannabe-vegetable farmer who loved beefsteak and, by her own admission, literally did not know what fear was:
Ladies: Exercise Is More Important Than Your Hair
Here now, a new study chronicled in the scientific journal The Daily Mail, which lays bare womankind's deepest, darkest, shiniest, most volumizing secret: some women are far more concerned about their hair than about their physique. Ladies. Ladies. You have it backwards.
Is Lola Versus a Bad Movie, or Are All Men Sexist?
Lola Versus, a rom-com-ish movie about a woman who goes looking for herself after she's dumped the same day she tries on her wedding dress, opened this past weekend to bad numbers and worse reviews. Starring Greta Gerwig, directed by Daryl Wein and co-written by Zoe Lister Jones, it brought in a meager $31,815 (in New…
'Camel Toe Advocate' Invents Camel-Toe-Proof Panties
As part of Gawker's ongoing effort to keep readers apprised of innovation in the underwear supplement industry (fart-neutralizing undies, penis-enhancing undies, calorie-absorbing undies, sexy period undies) may I now present Camelflage, "the original visual privacy undergarment" for eliminating camel toe with a…
Women Can Do Science Too; Wikipedia 'Bout to Find Out
A volunteer at the Smithsonian Archives has made it her mission to put female scientists back where they belong: the kitchen. Just kidding — she's putting them back in annals of history, via Wikipedia.
If He Loves You, He'll Buy You the World's First All Diamond Ring
Ladies, make sure when you do get your man to put a ring on it, it's this 150 carat "world's first diamond ring." Asking him to plunk down $68 million is a good way to test him and his love for you.

