TMZ reports that a judge has granted the request of fine/foine artist Lady Gaga to seal documents in a court case between her former boyfriend and producer Rob Fusari and former friend Wendy Starland. Here is the elliptical way in which TMZ fills in the details:
When leaving a photo shoot in New York today, one of Lady Gaga's notoriously cantilevered contraptions failed her and her nether regions were exposed to the cameras. But just what the hell are we looking at here?
Lady Gaga isn't launching a perfume, according to Coty, the company supposedly making her fragrance. Well, if she does decide to debut a scent, our readers have spoken: It should smell like penis sweat. At least the market research's done!
Lady Gaga's stylist Nicola Formichetti posted this picture from a Vouge Hommes Japan shoot today that looks suspiciously like Lady Gaga dressed up like a man. Has her penis finally been allowed to have its own public persona? Let's hope!
Pipedream Products [surprisingly SFW] describes their Lady Gag Gag inflatable sex doll as a "deep-throat drag queen" which implies penis. But on the box she looks like a real lady. Now we have to buy one to investigate ourselves. [ONTD]
Recently, Lady Gaga bought a ghost-hunting kit with which to perform a "spirit-sweep" of a venue. Oh, Jesus. Lady Gaga is so eccentric! We now present our definitive catalogue of her most unnecessary quirks.
Lady Gaga wasn't born with ambiguous genitals, but with lupus. Lindsay Lohan goes to court today, and prepared by giving an interview on YouTube. Rihanna wants to adopt. Romance on the set of Glee? Just another manic Monday gossip roundup.
She has confirmed it, she's denied it. We have endlessly speculated on it. But today it ends: A British journalist went into a bathroom with Lady Gaga and emerged with proof that Lady Gaga has no penis. Or did she?
As Bret Michaels recovers from a brain hemorrhage that nearly killed him (and gears up for the Celebrity Apprentice finale), a nagging question keeps popping up online: "Was it all a publicity stunt?" Is nothing in public life believable, anymore?
After admitting she has a penis, Lady Gaga was overheard telling Elton John at a benefit last week, "Do you believe everything you read? I don't have a penis either, Elton." Oh, Lady G, stop crushing our dreams!
Lady Gaga's Telephone music video, which premieres tonight, shows the Lady of Gah tackling her penis rumor with burly prison lesbians who rip her clothes off and mutter, "I told you she didn't have a dick."
And she's going to take a picture with it! How do we know? She said it in a magazine, so it must be true. Finally our quest for pop culture's Loch Ness Monster is justified! Kinda.
We have long been on the hunt for a glimpse of pop culture's Loch Ness monster: Lady Gaga's penis. Last night, she tried to display her vagina again to throw us off the scent. Good try, Gaga. Almost!
Beloved hermaphrodite and pop art whosiwhatsit Lady Gaga finally gets the perfect tribute from artist Craig Gleason [NSFW] who is making dollar bills in her likeness. Yes, the medium is definitely the message, even if may be kind of illegal.
Animal New York says this photo of Lady Gaga from the Grammys definitely proves she does not have man parts. As Gawker's resident vagina expert, I know this is a real vagina. The problem is, it's not the real Gaga.
[You still have two chances to search for Lady Gaga's peen at Radio City Music Hall, where she has been performing since Wednesday, when this picture was snapped. Image via Anna Fischer's Flickr]
Pictures may only be worth a thousand words, but they can certainly sear an image onto your brain for all eternity. Here are the pictures that defined 2009 on Gawker.
Lady Gaga is looking very lady-like on the January cover of Elle. She can't fool us! We know there is a penis hiding in there somewhere. Please help us search for it.
