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By Emily Gould

Comment by Ms.Smalls: Whats new? Lindsay is a mess in distress/ I used to like her back in the days but now... she's... more » | Other threads

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    Lance Bass And 'New York' In Spatty Meowfest

    For a brief glimpse of a moment last week we genuinely liked Lance Bass. He'd just given an interview with New York mag's party hobbit Jada Yuan in which he A) bitched accurately about the NY real estate market B) dissed astutely Justin Timberlake's new restaurant and C) copped admirably to being the worst dancer in 'N Sync. "I've been a few times," he said about Southern Hospitality. "But it's really up there. The Upper East Side? I'm not in college anymore." Now Bass claims that he said no such things and he's demanding a retraction. More »
    08/28/07
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    By Joshua Stein

    Comment by barette: @sexbot: i heart you soooooo much. also, how big is his neck? wtf? more » | Other threads

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    Get Ready For The 'Bass Ackwards' Book Club

    Excellent news, people. Lance Bass, who refers to himself as LBeezy, writes on his MySpace blog that "Howdy!! I just got the cover from my publisher of my book! It is under my pics because I dont know how to post it here. And since we are on the subject I just want to say I do not want my book to flop! One funny night I decided to "jokingly" say "oh it will probably flop" to a TMZ "reporter". (like all my quotes?) Again it was a joke. Im not an idiot— I wrote this book so that it might help those out there interested in the music industry, space, and/or coming out storit?y." So many topics!! How will the bookstores know where to shelve this one? (Hint: "space.") More »
    08/03/07
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    By Emily Gould

    Comment by BlinkyMcChuck: Straight to remainder is what it should be called. more » | Other threads

  • can you heal the gums fernando?

    Scenes From A Ball

    Heatherette's fantastical, Tinsley Mortimer-studded voyage to the Life Ball in Vienna occurred over Memorial Day weekend, as James Kurisunkal and his email aliases so reliably informed us, but it's taken the Post's Brian Niemietz until now to recover from the festivities enough to tell us about them. And oh, what a Ball it was!
    Lance Bass accidentally smashed a champagne flute against a fellow partygoer's mouth while dancing wildly, thus requiring stitches. It wasn't until the next morning that the smashee, a makeup staffer on the trip, realized glass shards were embedded in his bleeding lip. Luckily, a dentist and volunteer organizer named Fernando was on hand to provide stitches.
    Could this be the gayest paragraph ever to have appeared in the Post? All Cindy Adams columns excluded, of course. More »
    06/08/07
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    By Emily Gould

    Comment by aisatsana: Amanda Lepore is in the Don'ts in the July issue of Glamour. if our trannies aren't allowed to dress trashily,... more » | Other threads

  • gossip roundup

    Who Wants To Go To Rehab?

  • E! offers Dina Lohan the chance to screw up her remaining kids for your viewing pleasure. [Page Six] More »
    • 06/04/07
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    By abalk

    Comment by 1of40million: I work at a very trendy hotel & almost every celeb is a horrible tipper. Sneak 'em out the side... more » | Other threads

  • bon jovi

    Jon Bon Jovi Won't Play BEA

    Very bad news! Fans of Jon Bon Jovi will have to wait "indefinitely" to read the "never-before-told stories of Jon's experiences as a screen actor, as well as insights into his commitment to social and political causes; and behind-the-scenes descriptions of the songwriting sessions that gave birth to some of the greatest hits of the modern era" in his bio, Believe, which has been "postponed" by Random House imprint Flying Dolphin Press. But it gets worse: The book's unreadiness for publication means that Bon Jovi won't play their hotly anticipated Book Expo America benefit concert (sharing a bill with Amy Grant! Baby, baby!). Still there's hope: if a new headliner can be arranged, the BEA allows that the show might be able to go on. "Our minds are very open," their event planner tells Bookslut. In that case! How about the author of the soon to be classic Out Of Sync? Yes, Lance Bass comes out (har) in October. —emily More »
    04/10/07
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    By Emily Gould
  • lance bass

    Retitle Lance Bass's Gaymoir!

    Former boybander Lance Bass, who not-shocked the world with an announcement of his gayitude this past summer, has just sold a memoir to classy S&S imprint Simon Spotlight Entertainment. It's called Out Of Sync, and it's "a 'candid' book about his life, his music, and his life as a gay man." We like the concept, but frankly, we think the title needs some work! Here are a few of our suggestions. We implore you to leave yours in the comments. More »
    03/07/07
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    By Emily Gould

    Comment by Gregoire: "Everything And The Kitsch NSync: My Life As The Gayest Person Ever" more » | Other threads

  • gays

    Reichen Lehmkuhl Hoping To Augment Boyfriend Lance Bass's Cultural Profile By Turning Him Into Dictionary Entry

    Reichen Lehmkuhl, the Amazing Race winner and aspiring actor who managed to hush all the naysayers with his laudable, recent turn on Days of Our Lives as a bartending amateur detective hot on the trail of a missing cellphone, is once again making self-induced headlines with comments he made regarding the recent coming out of How I Met Your Mother's Neil Patrick Harris—coining a new word in the process: More »
    11/07/06
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    By Seth
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    Neil Patrick Harris Proudly Dons His 'Team Gay' Uniform

    With our minds already wrapped around the sweet, salty release of half-price Cadillac margaritas, we very nearly let this little tidbit get by us: Like the fat girl in high school you could always confide in, People magazine is once again the go-to source for young Hollywood actors looking to come out of the closet: More »
    11/03/06
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    By Seth
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    Remainders: Aquaman? More Like...Cocaine...Man! OH, SNAP!

    • A celebrity is openly doing lines while wearing a dirty brown shirt. Fine. But smelling like drugs? That's just tacky. [Hotel Chatter] More »
    08/30/06
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    By gdelahaye

    Comment by lickmypucci: god, why did you cut out the piven? no one really cares about aquaman. more » | Other threads

  • short ends

    Short Ends: Will Work For Coke

    · The WOW Report is all over Lindsay Lohan's next move should that angry letter from her producer hurt her future career prospects. More »
    07/28/06
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    By Mark
  • defamer

    Lance Bass Pretends To Enjoy Experience For Which Most Men Would Saw Off Own Foot


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    07/28/06
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    By Seth
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    Lance Bass' Extra-Happy Meal

    The web archaeologists over at BestWeekEver.tv have unearthed a particularly impressive specimen: a 2001 McDonald's commercial featuring recently queer-empowered Lance Bass up at bat during a round of spin-the-bottle with the members of *NSYNC and Britney Spears. With the odds an attractive 5-1 that Bass would be spared the one vagina at the table, the bottle lands on the big money: Justin Timberlake, whose convincingly icked-out reaction undoubtedly drew upon countless late-night tour bus inquiries from his bandmate along the lines of, "Hey, Justin? You still up? Wanna arm wrestle, then compare abs?" More »
    07/26/06
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    By Seth
  • gays

    Lance Bass Ready For Life As Gay Sidekick

    It's been too long since we've been able to fete that most joyous of Hollywood occasions, "celebrity everyone already knew was gay making it official by coming out of the closet on the cover of a major magazine." Happily, our long wait is over: Lance Bass, former *NSYNC member and current Reichen Lehmkuhl cuddlecake, has decided to put an end to all the lispy whispers, and proudly announced his orientation on the cover of People with a 190-pt. headline trumpeting, "I'M GAY."
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    07/26/06
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    By Seth
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    Gossip Roundup: Lance Bass Admits to Long-Simmering Crush on JC Chasez

    • Yes, former N'Sync member Lance Bass — formerly known as the "one that wasn't Justin" — is out of the closet. Go and watch video footage of him being gay! [TMZ] More »
    07/26/06
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    By Jessica

    Comment by kenneth212: Wait -- I thought Ellen already came out. more » | Other threads

  • gays

    Lance Bass Is Here! He's Near Queers! Get Used To It!

    Back in the late 1990s, when *NSYNC was at the height of its boy band powers, if you were to have told us that one of its members was gay, and it was Lance Bass, we would have patiently sat you down and explained how that was simply impossible. Nothing about Bass—not his frosty-tipped hair, his immaculately manicured brows, nor his fondness for crocodile skin couture—pointed "that" way. The rumors have followed him, however, and while some just seemed outlandish—that his space tourism attempt was just Phase One of a larger plan to develop the Moon into a full-service gay resort, for example—a consensus has developed over the years that Bass is indeed a Gay who's cautiously inching his way out of the closet. Most recently, he was spotted cavorting around Provincetown with former Amazing Race winner and Second Tier Gay Celebrity™ Reichen Lehmkuhl. ABCNews.com's Buck Wolf uses the opportunity to pontificate on the true nature of Gay: "Visiting a gay club doesn't confirm that you are gay," he writes, netting high points for journalistic integrity. (And he's right: Maybe a hetero Lance has landed a role in the fake gay fireman movie, too.) Until a reporter can say they were literally perched on the corner of a hotel room bed, scribbling notes as they observed Reichen vigorously ass-fucking Bass (c'mon, he's gotta be the bottom*), Bass deserves the benefit of the doubt. More »
    07/14/06
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    By Seth