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    How To Be a Man, By Lance Armstrong

    Anchor Complains About End of Car Chase

    Lance Amrstrong Denied Chance to Slam Greg LeMond, Or Story Saying He Slams Greg LeMond

    Britney Spears Plans Raid On Buckingham Palace to Meet The Queen

    Whispers of a Mel Gibson Love Child

    Lance Armstrong Uses More Water Than Anyone Else in the World

    Kate Hudson Cycles Through Lance Armstrong

    Lance, If You're Not Going To Let Me Win, Then How's This Thing Going To Work?

    Hey, That's Great, Lance. Say, You Haven't Seen My Flip Flops, Have You?

    Kate Hudson, Goldie Hawn, And Some Homeless Guy Who Looks Like Lance Armstrong All Went To Lunch
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    Image of Bottle-Of-Smoke Bottle-Of-Smoke
    09/24/09

    In reply to How To Be a Man, By Lance Armstrong
    Note to Lance:

    Dudes shouldn't Twitter. Exceptions made for war, natural disasters, resistance to oppressive despotic regimes, and when Matty McConaghey does something crazy at Ritual after couple of pomegranate mojitos.
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    09/24/09

    In reply to How To Be a Man, By Lance Armstrong
    iplaudius, I think his record both on and off the bike makes it pretty clear that Lance is twice the man with only one testicle than any other man who has two.
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    Image of Bottle-Of-Smoke Bottle-Of-Smoke
    09/24/09

    @HomerTurtle: Well, he certainly has twice any other man's EPO level. Or were you implying that he's bi-penised?
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    Image of AubreyMusca AubreyMusca
    09/24/09

    In reply to How To Be a Man, By Lance Armstrong
    BettyCrocker, Lance didn't meet his ex-wife Kristin until after he was diagnosed, treated, and all of his cancer was gone. don't be ignorant
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    09/24/09

    @AubreyMusca: He dumped Sheryl Crow when she was diagnosed with cancer, nimrod.
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    09/23/09

    In reply to How To Be a Man, By Lance Armstrong
    Lance, dudes who still have both their testicles don’t have to compensate with macho bullshit. ;-)
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    09/23/09

    In reply to How To Be a Man, By Lance Armstrong
    Um, Lance? Dudes also shouldn't dump their wives (or girlfriends) when they have cancer.
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    06/19/09

    In reply to Lance Amrstrong Denied Chance to Slam Greg LeMond, Or Story Saying He Slams Greg LeMond
    Greg LeMond is a crackpot. I'll give Lance that much.
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    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    06/05/09

    In reply to Britney Spears Plans Raid On Buckingham Palace to Meet The Queen
    Britney's next gig will be an extended engagement at Wormwood Scrubs.
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    06/05/09

    In reply to Britney Spears Plans Raid On Buckingham Palace to Meet The Queen
    @Brad & Angelina: I thought they fired their publicist? [gawker.com]


    The fact that they're using one to communicate with the press might be a clue? But probably not.

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    Image of smecktacular smecktacular
    06/05/09

    In reply to Britney Spears Plans Raid On Buckingham Palace to Meet The Queen
    Just putting it out there, am I alone in my hatred of Lance Armstrong?
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    06/05/09

    @smecktacular: I like all the money that has been raised for cancer research because of him. But I think he personally is a tool.
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    06/05/09

    In reply to Britney Spears Plans Raid On Buckingham Palace to Meet The Queen
    "But, my name is 'Britney.' And you're the queen of like, Brittin. How amazing is that? So you have to see me!"
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/05/09

    @Kid Twist: You forgot the "tee-hee," but bravo, Mr. Reles.
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    06/05/09

    @Kid Twist: Hah.
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    Image of ms.conniving ms.conniving
    06/05/09

    In reply to Britney Spears Plans Raid On Buckingham Palace to Meet The Queen
    Reason #14 I shouldn't read gossip before I've had my coffee: I swore the paragraph about Britney read "There is no way this is ending without a spanking".


    And I've got to say - I liked it.

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    06/05/09

    @ms.conniving: Yours is an alternative ending much employed by many a smut writer grasping for a good finish.


    And since you did not have your coffee, I am sure you just read "employed" as "enjoyed."

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    Image of MsMuffinMcGuffin MsMuffinMcGuffin
    06/05/09

    In reply to Britney Spears Plans Raid On Buckingham Palace to Meet The Queen
    I'm a big fan of Southerners as you know, but Britney truly is dumb as a rock.
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    06/05/09

    @MsMuffinMcGuffin: Yeah, but everyone knows she does not represent the ladies of the South. Why don't you step up for that job, McGuff?
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    Image of MsMuffinMcGuffin MsMuffinMcGuffin
    06/05/09

    @BookishLookish: WAY too much pressure my friend! I prefer politely snarking on the sidelines.
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    06/05/09

    In reply to Britney Spears Plans Raid On Buckingham Palace to Meet The Queen
    I bet it's all a big misunderstanding. Britany is just a little bit country, you know. She probably just heard that some old queen in a club was selling drugs and, well, one thing leads to another, and there she goes knocking on the palace gate, coke straw in hand.
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    06/05/09

    @Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): Leave Britney alone!1!!1!!!
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    06/05/09

    @Kid Twist: Hey--I'm defending her! Knowledge is power.
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    06/05/09

    In reply to Britney Spears Plans Raid On Buckingham Palace to Meet The Queen
    Maybe if Lindsay went WITH Brittany they'd get in th see the Queen?
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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    06/05/09

    In reply to Britney Spears Plans Raid On Buckingham Palace to Meet The Queen
    If Britney is ever introduced to the concepts of dignity and common sense, her little pea brain would explode and light up the sky over London like the Blitzkrieg.
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