"The public has the right to know that conduct such as this, causing devastation such as this" will have consequences, Superior Court Judge Elden S. Fox said.

"Unfortunately, in this case, you have to be the messenger," he told Garrison.

Before the ruling, he apologized to the family of Vahagn Setian.

"I'm sick of my own behavior that night," he said. "This remorse is genuine. I feel it every day."

With Garrison safely behind bars, relieved parents of Beverly Hills High students can now feel free to sign permission slips for the Terror At 30,000 Feet Halloween Dance, semi-confident that no C-list Hollywood type will sidle up to their children on a beanbag couch in the Cockpit of Doom to coax them away from the proceedings with the promise of a "kick-ass, all-you-can-snort party in the Hills."

• Garrison Sentenced to 40 Months in Prison [AP]

In today's episode: Robin Williams; Judd Apatow, Leslie Mann, Iris and Maude Apatow; Lane Garrison and Joe Simpson; Bradley Cooper; Jenna Elfman and Ted Raimi; Alyssa Milano; Madeleine Stowe; Ed Helms; Angela Kinsey, Kate Flannery, and Melora Hardin; Michael Rosenbaum; Delilah Andre; Mira Furlan and Eric Wareheim.

· Yesterday (6/4), eating at Toi on Sunset and who should walk by but the hairiest man in comedy himself, Robin Williams. He said hello, smiled, and waved to several people who recognized him as he crossed the street. That is all.

· Around 8:45 this morning (6-7) walking to work, saw Judd Apatow, his wife Leslie Mann and their two kids (Iris and Maude Apatow) at Swinger's in Santa Monica. Maybe a breakfast celebration for his LA Weekly cover story?

· Today 6/7/07 at the PF Changs in Sherman Oaks for dinner, I noticed this hottie at the next table kinda give a coy smile from under his Kangol. We go back and forth stealing smiles around what looks like to be a family dinner, then I realized this hottie is Lane Garrison. As they are finishing up dinner I then see mom and dad are none other than Joe and Tina Simpson! I am glad to report there was no alcohol served. But damn I love me some Lane.

· Tuesday evening—Jenna Elfman at Gloss Nail Salon in Silver Lake, getting a mani/pedi and extremely preggers. Also, Ted Raimi at the lounge at Table 8, with an age-appropriate reddish haired woman.

· Alyssa Milano - First Class - Delta Airlines - Logan Airport to LAX. She is gorgeous and has flawless skin. Holy shite I want to know her dermatologist.

· 6/6/07 On my way to Cent City mall when I see a pack of CAA agents, including a friend of mine-went to say hi to friend and who is the guy next to him, the only non agenty suited male in the pack? Bradley Cooper looking very hot. I am 5'9 and was in heels and he was significantly taller than me. I hear he's single now. Too bad he bears more than a passing resemblance to my ex.

· 6-5 I saw Madeleine Stowe at the Whole Foods Mothership in Santa Monica. I'm pleased to report she's still a total knockout and that I'd electrocute her genitals anytime!

Wow. That sounds pretty sick if you weren't one of the five people who actually saw "The Two Jakes".

· Ed Helms (Daily Show, The Office) jumped the queue in front of me at Pinkberry on Abbot Kinney's today (6-6). Even Crystal the girl working the allegedly frozen yogurt whirrly machine thought you pushed in, Ed. I hope you got brain freeze. Bastard.

· On Friday, June 1st, while lunching at the Roosevelt's pool I saw a trio of female celebs from The Office. Angela Kinsey (Angela), Kate Flannery (Meredith), and Melora Hardin (Jan) were dressed casually, big smiles, and having a good time. They hung around the pool for about ten minutes before being whisked inside by an assistant-type. If I had to guess, I think there was some kind of promotional product giveaway going on, as I also spotted a couple of other no-name D-list actors carrying oversized branded shopping bags.

· Only in LA...on Tuesday I was catching up on Veronica Mars on my tivo (watched the prison experiment episode), then went to Equinox on Sunset and saw Delilah Andre (thanks imdb) coming out of the afternoon ab class. Then Thursday, watched Smallville on the tivo...then went to Hollywood & Highland and nearly got knocked over by a hurried Michael Rosenbaum. He had hair, so that threw me at first... Tivo...the new magic 8-ball

· Last Thursday night (May 31), I saw Mira Furlan, Rousseau from "Lost" (thanks, IMDB). She was with a cute, approximately 8-9 year old, mop-headed little boy at Barnes & Noble at the Grove. At first I didn't recognize her without the rifle and creepily feral look on her face. She cleans up nicely.

· Okay, a little late with this, but it took me forever to figure out who he was: Eric Wareheim, a.k.a., The Mayor from Tom Goes to the Mayor, at Taylor's Steakhouse on Eighth Street in Koreatown Friday night, June 1. He was sitting at the bar with a pretty girl about half his height. He's very tall, and she was very petite. They moved upstairs and had dinner. No funny faces or bizarre karaoke numbers. Just a normal date night, apparently. I hesitate even to send it in, but maybe the member with the Aqua Teen Hunger Force icon will dig it.

Appearing before Beverly Hills Judge Elden Fox today, Garrison pleaded guilty to one felony count of driving under the influence causing injury to multiple victims, and one misdemeanor count of furnishing alcohol to a minor. He also admitted to causing great bodily injury and death and that he was driving with a blood alcohol level of more than .15 percent.

"It is very unusual for anyone to accept responsibility these days for their conduct. And he has done it," Garrison's attorney, Harland Braun, said after the hearing. The judge set sentencing for Aug. 2.

The plea faces a maximum prison sentence of six years and eight months, a sobering reminder of the high price of succumbing to the deadly BHHS lifestyle. Garrison, meanwhile, becomes just the latest casualty of the crackdown on the illicit antics of Hollywood's club-crawling elite. Even his one fansite, Lane Garrison 101, seems to be resigned to the actor repaying his debt to society, having not even produced a CafePress.com "Free Lane" t-shirt, opting instead for an entire line selfishly bearing their own logo.

• 'Prison Break' actor pleads guilty to manslaughter [LAT]

The Los Angeles County district attorney will file manslaughter and other charges today accusing actor Lane Garrison of driving under the influence of cocaine and alcohol during a December crash that killed a teenager . [...]

District attorney spokeswoman Jane Robison said Garrison will be charged with vehicular manslaughter, two felony drunk driving charges and a misdemeanor charge of furnishing alcohol to a minor. He faces a maximum prison term of five years and eight months, Robison said.

With six years of an actor's most employable years hanging in the balance, Garrison's legal team has a challenging, but not entirely hopeless, case to mount in his defense. Their main strategy at this point is to focus on their initial claims of mechanical failure. Should the court prove ultimately unswayed by their argument that Land Rovers' brakes have an inherent design flaw that renders them useless when a driver is coked-up and drunk, they intend to move on to Plan B: blaming the death on the City of Beverly Hills, and their planting of stubbornly inflexible trees on the 300 block of South Beverly Drive.

• Manslaughter among charges actor faces [LAT]

Authorities said they are seeking at least three charges, including gross vehicular manslaughter, driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs and contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

Beverly Hills police said officers also found containers of alcohol inside Garrison's SUV.

Beverly Hills Police Chief David Snowden said Garrison had a blood-alcohol level of more than 0.15% — about double the state's legal limit of 0.08%.

Harold Braun, Garrison's lawyer and title holder of Today's Hardest Working Man in Showbusiness, had originally stated the actor had consumed a grand total of two drinks that night, a "margarita" (perhaps the kind served in a festive five-quart plastic sand pail that did Paris Hilton in, as well), and "a drink from the bottle of alcohol that he had just purchased." But while Braun had originally postulated that "someone put something in the drink," we're pretty sure he was referring to some kind of date-rape drug, and not a 1.5 liter splash of citrus-infused Grey Goose chased with a couple of fat rails.

• Beverly Hills police want felony charges for 'Prison Break' actor [LAT]

Five eyewitnesses from the party tell TMZ that Garrison arrived at the party with Setian and two women, whom he had met earlier at a gas station. They say Lane brought a bottle of Grey Goose vodka to the party and unveiled the bottle to the crowd with a flourish. The gathering was described by several attendees as a "kick back of around 30 people.

The eyewitnesses, all acquaintances of Setian, say that Garrison then started taking shots of the vodka and offering shots to other partygoers. Several eyewitnesses also said photographs were taken of Garrison consuming alcohol.

Later in the evening, when the alcohol at the party was running low, the eyewitnesses say that Garrison agreed to drive out to buy more, and took Setian and two girls with him.

While nothing here can reduce the senselessness of the events, perhaps at the very least the newly emerging details of the Grey Goose-branded tragedy and supporting photographic evidence will be enough to jog post-traumatic amnesia sufferer Garrison out of his current fog.

• Garrison Did "Several Shots" Before Fatal Crash [TMZ]
• Previously: Fansite Abandons Lane Garrison In Hour Of Need [Defamer]

• Lane Garrison 101
• Previously: 'Prison Break' Actor Lane Garrison's Lawyer: 'My Client Was Just Playing Carpool Mom' [Defamer]

According to Braun, Garrison met the teens, who were fans, at a grocery store and accompanied them to a party, where he had one drink. About an hour later, the actor left the party to meet a female friend and the teens asked if they could go with him, Braun said. Garrison said yes.

The next thing Garrison recalled was waking up at Century City Doctors Hospital — where he was treated for minor injuries — with a taxicab voucher in his lap, Braun said.

"There is always the possibility that someone put something in the drink," Braun said, adding that the blood test would show that.

"We're still trying to figure out what happened," said the lawyer, adding that Garrison was having trouble with his vehicle's brakes and the SUV pulled to the right. He said police would examine the vehicle.

Garrison, who lives in Beverly Hills, was "despondent" and "overwhelmed" by the incident, Braun said.

The lawyer's explanation of the bizarre turn of events leading up to the accident only raises more tricky questions: Specifically, what was a 26-year-old TV actor doing befriending two 15-year-old girls and their pal at a supermarket on a Saturday night, then accompanying them to a high school house party? (A similar turn of events was played for laughs on the last season of Entourage.) Stories about what exactly went down at that adolescent bacchanalia are sure to emerge in the coming days, upon which we will inch closer to the truth about whether or not Garrison fell victim to a couple of celebrity-leery, teenage pranksters who plotted to dose his Pabst with GHB before loosening a few nuts on his Land Rover's master cylinder.

• Actor was driving in fatal crash [LAT]
• Tweener Compilation [YouTube]