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    Chaunce Hayden's Strip Club Movie Revealed!
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    Image of leonleonleon leonleonleon
    01/07/09

    In reply to Chaunce Hayden's Strip Club Movie Revealed!
    I'm glad Chaunce managed to slip gay prostitution in there, or I wouldn't be totally sure of his masculinity.


    Also - "Chaunce"? Really?

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    Image of Nic Fit Nic Fit
    01/07/09

    In reply to Chaunce Hayden's Strip Club Movie Revealed!
    Less Then Zero
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    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    01/07/09

    In reply to Chaunce Hayden's Strip Club Movie Revealed!
    Titled: Jersey Meathead's Last Desperate Attempt to Break Into The Biz
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    01/07/09

    In reply to Chaunce Hayden's Strip Club Movie Revealed!
    Misty water-colored mammories ...
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    Image of flossy flossy
    01/07/09

    In reply to Chaunce Hayden's Strip Club Movie Revealed!
    When kneeling to pray in the direction of Mammary Mecca, is one supposed to face Scores East or Scores West?
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    01/07/09

    @flossy:


    Depends on how close you are to Silicone Valley.

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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    01/07/09

    @flossy: Don't forget that every practicing douchebag must make at least one pilgrimage to Scores in his lifetime.
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    01/07/09

    In reply to Chaunce Hayden's Strip Club Movie Revealed!
    Just once I would like to see someone with a tattoo that displays a marked Bauhaus influence.
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    Image of bleepblopblorp bleepblopblorp
    01/07/09

    In reply to Chaunce Hayden's Strip Club Movie Revealed!
    also used the wrong kind of "to"
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    01/07/09

    In reply to Chaunce Hayden's Strip Club Movie Revealed!
    The only reason guys should have tats on their backs is the other guys fucking them have something to read.
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    Image of StonedAndDethroned StonedAndDethroned
    01/07/09

    @Hydroceph: I'm gonna get that tattooed on my back.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    01/07/09

    In reply to Chaunce Hayden's Strip Club Movie Revealed!
    All the red and green squiggles are making me twitch uncomfortably. And clearly drugsandcrime is one word, so that it can take its toll on Tony.
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    Image of youranalogbuddy youranalogbuddy
    01/07/09

    In reply to Chaunce Hayden's Strip Club Movie Revealed!
    "Chaunce also comes across former roommate, Peal, now a professional saxafone [sic] player at the west sides' jubbly jerusalem. The hooter holy land also ends up being the meeting place for a group of government agents who want to hire Chaunce and Tony to be best buddies and also cops."
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    Image of Colander Colander
    01/07/09

    @youranalogbuddy: Ha, seriously.
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    Image of Colander Colander
    01/07/09

    In reply to Chaunce Hayden's Strip Club Movie Revealed!
    YES! He made me wait, like, the whole summary before dropping the gay prostitution-bomb I'd been looking for. Such a tease, Chaunce. Such a tease.
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    Image of katastic katastic
    01/07/09

    In reply to Chaunce Hayden's Strip Club Movie Revealed!
    "Mammary mecca" is my new favorite phrase. I may get it tattooed somewhere.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    01/07/09

    @katastic: It will only make you stronger.
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    Image of Hamilton Nolan Hamilton Nolan
    01/07/09

    @katastic you can EAT ME IN HELL, SQUIRREL-KILLERS!!!!!: How long till somebody tells you where..
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    Image of bringmemyTofu bringmemyTofu
    01/07/09

    @katastic: I shall stop and pray to it 5 times a day.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    01/07/09

    @katastic:


    And Starbucks may be working on the "Mammary Mocha." The best market research notwithstanding, the launch could go tits up.

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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    01/07/09

    In reply to Chaunce Hayden's Strip Club Movie Revealed!
    I think he should reconsider the use of an unfilled Fraktur font against a freckle background. It's a bit noisy. And he should tighten the leading.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    01/07/09

    @BadUncle: At least nothing is spelled wrong.
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    01/07/09

    @BadUncle: I think tattooed statements expressed in Fraktur ought best be left to the Skinheads.


    If I were him, I would dismiss consideration of all out-of-the-box typefaces and opt for the quite breathtaking Merovingian chancery hand.

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    Image of homoviper homoviper
    01/07/09

    In reply to Chaunce Hayden's Strip Club Movie Revealed!
    Inglamerous Basterds.
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    Image of StonedAndDethroned StonedAndDethroned
    01/07/09

    In reply to Chaunce Hayden's Strip Club Movie Revealed!
    I think it should be "a crack habit that dovetails into gay prostitution."
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