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    Obama Takes Strong Stance in Belief in Gravity, Al Gore

    Obama Equals Churchill In Ominous YouTube Address
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    Image of zapfdingbatme zapfdingbatme
    12/20/08

    In reply to Obama Takes Strong Stance in Belief in Gravity, Al Gore
    That's all well and good, but it shatters my hopes for elevating the Office of Raygun Research and the Council on Teleportation Studies to the cabinet level. Once again, a huge missed opportunity, continuing this pattern of safe centrist policies by installing dogmatic 'established' science.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    12/20/08

    @lastcigaretteme: I, too, am against this "established" science nonsense! A musical interlude ('cause you know George Clinton wanted Stevie for Secretary of Fine Arts):
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    Image of zapfdingbatme zapfdingbatme
    12/20/08

    @BookishLookish: Now that's the kind of groovetastic leadership we need. We need to shake our asses to a better world.


    The insider political lobbying in Clinton's push for Stevie should not be overlooked though. Clinton is clearly pissed he was passed over for an international position. And really who better to drop da bomb on world terrorism?

    [www.theonion.com]


    The musical portion of today's program follows:

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    12/20/08

    @lastcigaretteme: One nation under a groove!
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    Image of crotchety crotchety
    12/20/08

    In reply to Obama Takes Strong Stance in Belief in Gravity, Al Gore
    One thing about gravity, it will always let you down.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    12/20/08

    @crotchety: this makes me nostalgic for Bazooka Joe
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    12/20/08

    @crotchety: Then there's friction: it always rubbed me the wrong way.
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    12/20/08

    @crotchety: Combustion is a hot topic. And fission? What a blast!
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    12/20/08

    In reply to Obama Takes Strong Stance in Belief in Gravity, Al Gore
    People don't cause global warming...global warming causes global warming.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    12/20/08

    In reply to Obama Takes Strong Stance in Belief in Gravity, Al Gore
    Obama is blinding me with science. Thank you, Jesus!
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    Image of meechybee meechybee
    12/20/08

    In reply to Obama Takes Strong Stance in Belief in Gravity, Al Gore
    Can't he liven these things up by having a lamp or skateboarder fall on him or something?
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    12/20/08

    @meechybee: I was hoping he would wear some reindeer antlers .
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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    12/20/08

    In reply to Obama Takes Strong Stance in Belief in Gravity, Al Gore
    Wait, does this mean Obama believes in evolution? Surely that can't be.
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    12/20/08

    In reply to Obama Takes Strong Stance in Belief in Gravity, Al Gore
    The only scientist I listen to is my Bible. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go vomit intestinal worms and I think I have whooping cough, again.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    12/20/08

    @comfortablydumb: Ha! You mean this guy?


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    Image of WackoJacko WackoJacko
    12/20/08

    @Spirit Fingers: OhmyGod don't fuck with the babysitter!!!!
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    12/20/08

    @WackoJacko: Anyone know what gay porn movies that guy ended up in? Uh...a friend wants to know.
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    12/20/08

    @Hydroceph: Full Metal Jacket, JFK, The Cell, Men in Black, "Law & Order: CI" ... that's Vincent D'Onofrio.
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    Image of CherriSpryte CherriSpryte
    11/23/08

    In reply to Obama Equals Churchill In Ominous YouTube Address
    Ominous? This is a fantastic, encouraging plan. I'm thrilled!
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    Image of electriklights electriklights
    11/23/08

    In reply to Obama Equals Churchill In Ominous YouTube Address
    Job creation. Holla.
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    Image of ellagood ellagood
    11/23/08

    In reply to Obama Equals Churchill In Ominous YouTube Address
    oh, and glow worms are AWESOME.


    do they still make those?

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    Image of ellagood ellagood
    11/23/08

    In reply to Obama Equals Churchill In Ominous YouTube Address
    i'm sorry, but can this man be any savvier?


    he's actually "engaging" people to give a shit about politics.


    wow.


    now will we finally appreciate that we live in the united states of america?


    prob not, we are just going to care about the puppy and what michelle wears.

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    Image of ADismalScience ADismalScience
    11/22/08

    In reply to Obama Equals Churchill In Ominous YouTube Address
    We'll have to choose a stimulus mechanism very carefully. Keep in mind that the Japanese did this for years, constructing bridge after bridge to nowhere. All the public works projects in the world will be useless if they fail to foster long-term economic growth - which is why the focus of his first four years needs to be on infrastructure, mass transit, and domestic energy production.
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    Image of NotAndersonCooper NotAndersonCooper
    11/23/08

    @ADismalScience:

    The infrastructure improvement I could use right now is a pedestrian walkway from my apartment to the Dunkin Donuts on Broadway. It got really cold out.
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    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    11/22/08

    In reply to Obama Equals Churchill In Ominous YouTube Address
    Good speech. It could have used some turkey-killing in the background, though.
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    Image of GirlyWhirl GirlyWhirl
    11/22/08

    @onebadclam:


    Ha! Isn't she a moron?

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    Image of electriklights electriklights
    11/23/08

    @GirlyWhirl:


    Quite.

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    Image of Schm Schm
    11/22/08

    In reply to Obama Equals Churchill In Ominous YouTube Address
    Upon viewing this, Sarah Palin screamed and immediately called the FBI, terrified and insisting she had uncovered the latest Bin Laden tape.
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    Image of Triborough Triborough
    11/22/08

    In reply to Obama Equals Churchill In Ominous YouTube Address
    He is no Winston Churchill.
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    Image of 52SonsofRamses 52SonsofRamses
    11/22/08

    @Triborough: No he's not thank God. Winston Churchill was a sort of right wing reactionary on many counts, in government in a more backward time, so thank God he's not. He's his own man, Keep beating that negative little drum, Triborough, wbile contributing nothing worthwhile to the discussion.
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    Image of PandoraSpocks PandoraSpocks
    11/23/08

    @52SonsofRamses: I vote we send Triborough to "fight them on the beaches." Dressed as Eeyore, of course.
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