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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    07/02/09

    In reply to Should Police Academy Alumni Direct Microsoft Ads? No.
    So, those two normal people got to meet both Bobcat Goldthwait and Dean Cain? Cool.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    07/02/09

    In reply to Should Police Academy Alumni Direct Microsoft Ads? No.
    I think they were trying to do something that was a little less mainstream


    Does Bobcat Goldthwait realize that that commercial was utterly, totally mainstream? It was a silly, predictable joke based on a single tired premise you could see coming at you from miles away like a forest fire.


    It was basically every episode of Two and a Half Men, but with puke.

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    Image of DeltaGuy DeltaGuy
    07/02/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: But isn't puke already in a regular episode of Two and a Half Men? Oh, no, that's Charlie Sheen's ego.
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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    07/02/09

    In reply to Should Police Academy Alumni Direct Microsoft Ads? No.
    Aw Jesus. Why, Dean Cain, why?
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    07/02/09

    @Wrapitup: I think he ate Lois.
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    Image of uncivilly obedient uncivilly obedient
    07/02/09

    In reply to Should Police Academy Alumni Direct Microsoft Ads? No.
    ....or you can continue to use Google's incognito window, like you've been doing for months.
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    Image of Mike_Hartley Mike_Hartley
    07/02/09

    @uncivily obedient: Not if you're on a mac because Google are losers.
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    Image of DeltaGuy DeltaGuy
    07/02/09

    @Mike_Hartley: But if you're on the mac, you're using Safari's private browing anyway.
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    04/19/09

    In reply to The Huffington Post Has An iPhone App
    Yeah, i've already downloaded it. As far as interfaces go, it's every bit as annoying and cumbersome as HuffPo's main webpage.
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    04/19/09

    In reply to The Huffington Post Has An iPhone App
    Meh, the Times probably swiped it from somewhere else already anyway. Newspapers aren't known for their originality.
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    Image of Worst Spelling Ever Worst Spelling Ever
    04/19/09

    @VoxPopuli: Shh. Everything posted here is from someplace else.


    I come here for two reasons.


    1) To hear you and Aaron and the rest's commentary on it.


    2) Put my dick mittens on Ryan Tate.


    So fuck where the news comes from. Bring on your noise and your funk.

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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    04/19/09

    @Worst Spelling Ever: Your dick has more than one mitten? I'd advise Ryan to steer clear; unless, of course, he's into that sort of thing.
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    04/19/09

    @Worst Spelling Ever: what are dick mittens, and why does your dick, in particular, need such mittens?
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    Image of mmstk101 mmstk101
    04/19/09

    @Hydroceph: To keep the rest of us safe.
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    Image of zapfdingbatme zapfdingbatme
    12/20/08

    In reply to Obama Takes Strong Stance in Belief in Gravity, Al Gore
    That's all well and good, but it shatters my hopes for elevating the Office of Raygun Research and the Council on Teleportation Studies to the cabinet level. Once again, a huge missed opportunity, continuing this pattern of safe centrist policies by installing dogmatic 'established' science.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    12/20/08

    @lastcigaretteme: I, too, am against this "established" science nonsense! A musical interlude ('cause you know George Clinton wanted Stevie for Secretary of Fine Arts):
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    Image of zapfdingbatme zapfdingbatme
    12/20/08

    @BookishLookish: Now that's the kind of groovetastic leadership we need. We need to shake our asses to a better world.


    The insider political lobbying in Clinton's push for Stevie should not be overlooked though. Clinton is clearly pissed he was passed over for an international position. And really who better to drop da bomb on world terrorism?

    [www.theonion.com]


    The musical portion of today's program follows:

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    12/20/08

    @lastcigaretteme: One nation under a groove!
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    Image of crotchety crotchety
    12/20/08

    In reply to Obama Takes Strong Stance in Belief in Gravity, Al Gore
    One thing about gravity, it will always let you down.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    12/20/08

    @crotchety: this makes me nostalgic for Bazooka Joe
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    12/20/08

    @crotchety: Then there's friction: it always rubbed me the wrong way.
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    12/20/08

    @crotchety: Combustion is a hot topic. And fission? What a blast!
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    12/20/08

    In reply to Obama Takes Strong Stance in Belief in Gravity, Al Gore
    People don't cause global warming...global warming causes global warming.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    12/20/08

    In reply to Obama Takes Strong Stance in Belief in Gravity, Al Gore
    Obama is blinding me with science. Thank you, Jesus!
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    Image of meechybee meechybee
    12/20/08

    In reply to Obama Takes Strong Stance in Belief in Gravity, Al Gore
    Can't he liven these things up by having a lamp or skateboarder fall on him or something?
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    12/20/08

    @meechybee: I was hoping he would wear some reindeer antlers .
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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    12/20/08

    In reply to Obama Takes Strong Stance in Belief in Gravity, Al Gore
    Wait, does this mean Obama believes in evolution? Surely that can't be.
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    12/20/08

    In reply to Obama Takes Strong Stance in Belief in Gravity, Al Gore
    The only scientist I listen to is my Bible. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go vomit intestinal worms and I think I have whooping cough, again.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    12/20/08

    @comfortablydumb: Ha! You mean this guy?


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    Image of WackoJacko WackoJacko
    12/20/08

    @Spirit Fingers: OhmyGod don't fuck with the babysitter!!!!
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    12/20/08

    @WackoJacko: Anyone know what gay porn movies that guy ended up in? Uh...a friend wants to know.
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    12/20/08

    @Hydroceph: Full Metal Jacket, JFK, The Cell, Men in Black, "Law & Order: CI" ... that's Vincent D'Onofrio.
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    Image of CherriSpryte CherriSpryte
    11/23/08

    In reply to Obama Equals Churchill In Ominous YouTube Address
    Ominous? This is a fantastic, encouraging plan. I'm thrilled!
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    Image of electriklights electriklights
    11/23/08

    In reply to Obama Equals Churchill In Ominous YouTube Address
    Job creation. Holla.
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