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    What Was That Goop All Over Gwyneth Paltrow's Legs on the Tonight Show?
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    Image of bess marvin, girl detective bess marvin, girl detective
    06/05/09

    In reply to What Was That Goop All Over Gwyneth Paltrow's Legs on the Tonight Show?
    Just let your soul glo, just let it shine through

    Just let your SOUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLL glo baby, feeling oh so silky smooth

    Just let it shine through

    Just let your SOUUUUUUUUUULLLLLL glooooooo, woo

    soul glo
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    Image of Tremonius Tremonius
    06/05/09

    In reply to What Was That Goop All Over Gwyneth Paltrow's Legs on the Tonight Show?
    Standard disclaimer applies: I must recuse because the BFF of my brother in high school was the son of the sister to Gwyneth's grandmother, so she's a hometown heroine.
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    Image of NoWireHangers NoWireHangers
    06/05/09

    In reply to What Was That Goop All Over Gwyneth Paltrow's Legs on the Tonight Show?
    Baby oil is used to make your legs look shiny, thus making them look longer and thinner. Lots of ladies use this trick, but it seems Gwynnie crossed the fine line between tasteful shine and Slip n' Slide.
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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    06/05/09

    In reply to What Was That Goop All Over Gwyneth Paltrow's Legs on the Tonight Show?
    Surprised no one has mentioned the ass/thong shot as she turned to sit down. Details matter, people.
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    son of spam was starred son of spam was unstarred
    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/05/09

    @son of spam: Not everyone has your refined powers of perception, spammy. I'll take back those x-ray specs now.
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    Image of RonMwangaguhunga RonMwangaguhunga
    06/05/09

    In reply to What Was That Goop All Over Gwyneth Paltrow's Legs on the Tonight Show?
    Transparent gelatinous ooze, people .. transparent gelatinous ooze..
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/05/09

    In reply to What Was That Goop All Over Gwyneth Paltrow's Legs on the Tonight Show?
    Woot, Gwynnie's been doin' the Greasy Chicken!
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    Image of Understater Understater
    06/05/09

    In reply to What Was That Goop All Over Gwyneth Paltrow's Legs on the Tonight Show?
    Chris didn't know where to finish.
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    Image of hortense hortense
    06/05/09

    In reply to What Was That Goop All Over Gwyneth Paltrow's Legs on the Tonight Show?
    I'm pretty sure it's that leg-makeup airbrushing spray, which is meant to conceal veins and bruises and such. they use it on actresses all the time. It has a sheen to it that was probably picked up by the lights.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/05/09

    @hortense: Oh, hortense, is that all the body snark you can wrangle? You're in the safe zone of Gawker, come on!
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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    06/05/09

    In reply to What Was That Goop All Over Gwyneth Paltrow's Legs on the Tonight Show?
    Don't listen to them, Gwynnie. You looked gorgeous. Still on for the Crisco party?
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    son of spam was starred son of spam was unstarred
    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/05/09

    @son of spam: Ha! Tried to find the Paul Revere and the Raiders version of that song on YouTube to educate teh children, no go.
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    Image of DorothyBarker DorothyBarker
    06/05/09

    In reply to What Was That Goop All Over Gwyneth Paltrow's Legs on the Tonight Show?
    how i would love to have been in the green room during that first segment when her agent looked at her publicist, who looked at her assistant, who looked at her make up person who looked at her stylist and they all went, 'oh...SHIT'. one of you is SO FIRED.
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    Image of Colander Colander
    06/05/09

    In reply to What Was That Goop All Over Gwyneth Paltrow's Legs on the Tonight Show?
    If I'm ever on the Tonight Show, I plan to be covered in fish innards, so I just can't get behind you guys on this.
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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    06/05/09

    In reply to What Was That Goop All Over Gwyneth Paltrow's Legs on the Tonight Show?
    Good lord her legs look like toys. Somebody look for a Mego stamp on her ass.
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    Image of contradicto contradicto
    06/05/09

    In reply to What Was That Goop All Over Gwyneth Paltrow's Legs on the Tonight Show?
    Oh that? It's just her inner aspect seeping out.
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    Image of ellagood ellagood
    06/05/09

    In reply to What Was That Goop All Over Gwyneth Paltrow's Legs on the Tonight Show?
    just when i think i cannot possibly find another thing wrong with this woman. she goes and has her legs look like two kalbasas on the tonight show.
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    Image of PBH PBH
    06/05/09

    In reply to What Was That Goop All Over Gwyneth Paltrow's Legs on the Tonight Show?
    Maybe some of Mario Batali rubbed off on her?
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    06/05/09

    @PBH: +1 Tbs. Salt
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