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    The Terrorists Have Infiltrated Earth-Destroying Science Project

    Good news: Large Hadron Collider's threat to planet still months away

    CERN's Large Hadron Collider explained in rhythm and rhyme
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    Image of The Recession Is Over The Recession Is Over
    10/09/09

    In reply to The Terrorists Have Infiltrated Earth-Destroying Science Project
    I'm sorry.... wasn't this like almost exactly the plot of that di vinci code squeal? Seriously terrorist... creativity... look it up.
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    10/09/09

    @The Recession Is Over: Was that a Ned Beatty novel?
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    Image of sqlrob sqlrob
    10/09/09

    @The Recession Is Over:
    Prequel, not sequel.
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    snugbug promoted this comment sqlrob was starred sqlrob was unstarred
    Image of snugbug snugbug
    10/09/09

    @sqlrob: We're talking about the "Di Vinci Code squeal" here. Whole 'nother kettle of fish.
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    Image of The Recession Is Over The Recession Is Over
    10/09/09

    @sqlrob: I mean the one about the Anti-matter being stolen from CERN, didn't that happen after the Di Vinci Code.
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    Image of Benny Benny
    10/09/09

    @The Recession Is Over: The book was a prequel. Movie was a sequel.

    How do I know this? Transcontinental flights and low standards.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    10/09/09

    In reply to The Terrorists Have Infiltrated Earth-Destroying Science Project
    I thought that religious crazies were supposed to hate science.
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    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    10/09/09

    In reply to The Terrorists Have Infiltrated Earth-Destroying Science Project
    This reminds me of the CNN story title this morning that NASA had successfully hit the moon with a rocket.
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    Image of krismry krismry
    10/09/09

    @Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate: And the video shut down a couple seconds before impact!
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    10/09/09

    In reply to The Terrorists Have Infiltrated Earth-Destroying Science Project
    This is just a mix up. The dude's from Boston, and when he said "Collider," it sounded like Al-Qaeda.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    10/09/09

    In reply to The Terrorists Have Infiltrated Earth-Destroying Science Project
    Will Smith might rescue us from this next summer.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    10/09/09

    In reply to The Terrorists Have Infiltrated Earth-Destroying Science Project
    I saw "Earth Destroying" and I thought you meant the Duggars' first grandchild. Born last night. Kboom.
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    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    10/09/09

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: Don't you mean Jboom?
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    10/09/09

    In reply to The Terrorists Have Infiltrated Earth-Destroying Science Project
    Don't worry NASA will save us with their robotic moon bullets!

    No, seriously. I'm hoping we're not depending on NASA (ye of the Arby's Moon Landing Instructional Video) to save us from intergalactic war.
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    Image of brookguy brookguy
    10/09/09

    In reply to The Terrorists Have Infiltrated Earth-Destroying Science Project
    Cheese'n Rice!! I have to take half a Xanax to ride the subway most of the time...now I'm freaked out I'm going to get sucked down a Swiss atomic K-hole.

    I'm leaving work early--I'm going home to make a drink and play my new "Celebration" CD very loudly while crying quietly on my couch.
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    10/09/09

    @brookguy: Before the LHC opened for biddness in September '08, scientists theorized that it COULD be possible that accelerating subatomic particles and clashing them MIGHT yield antimatter, ie, microscopic black holes. It hasn't happened yet, so I doubt it ever will. Rest easy and enjoy your weekend gimlet(s).
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    Edited by snugbug at 10/09/09 12:33 PM snugbug was starred snugbug was unstarred
    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    10/09/09

    @snugbug:

    It didn't happen only through the efforts of two gallant gentlemen from Florida who sued away the possibility. Better living through bitter litigation!
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    10/09/09

    In reply to The Terrorists Have Infiltrated Earth-Destroying Science Project
    When material objects get sucked into the belly of a black hole, they don't disappear from view. They appear suspended in perpetuity on the brink of the event horizon. Which means that even if the Earth collapses into a black hole, the universe will still have to watch "Dancing With the Stars."
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    10/09/09

    @snugbug: Shame it didn't happen when Tom Delay was dancing..... watching that in perpetuity would have been something.
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    10/09/09

    In reply to The Terrorists Have Infiltrated Earth-Destroying Science Project
    Don't worry, Robert Langdon's got us covered.
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    10/09/09

    @mattchew03: CERN put up a fun website that debunks the pseudo-scientific gobbledygook in "Angels & Demons."
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    Image of Swifter Swifter
    10/09/09

    In reply to The Terrorists Have Infiltrated Earth-Destroying Science Project
    Everyone knows that Large Hadrons are simply another tool of jihad.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    10/09/09

    In reply to The Terrorists Have Infiltrated Earth-Destroying Science Project
    And here I was worrying about infiltration by Red Lectroids.
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