"Does Satan worship lower a Las Vegas mansion's value?"
The 10 Most Depressing Parts of The New Yorker's E.D.M. Article Ranked

E.D.M. will be the death of our culture, if molly doesn't kill us all first. That is what I gathered from "Night Club Royale," the New Yorker's semi-profile of Paris Hilton's ex, producer/DJ Afrojack, who amused me so when I saw him at the Electric Daisy Carnival in 2012, and through whom writer Josh Eells gives us a…
You Cannot Escape Brooklyn No Matter Where You Go
Brooklyn Is Everywhere, And Everywhere Is Brooklyn:
Bubble Watch: Desert McMansions Edition
Yesterday we wondered what the next bubble will be, and when it will pop, thereby destroying us all. We intend to keep an eye on all possible bubbles from now until the next crash, so that we may claim to have "predicted" it. Today's candidate: flimsy homes in desert wastelands.
Judge Ignores Pleas of Woman Arrested for Protesting Sexual Assault
From the "Videos That Will Give You Nightmares" department: KLAS in Las Vegas has obtained tape of family court marshals illegally arresting a woman accusing one of them of sexual assault—as the presiding officer ignores her pleas for help or explanation.
Self-Described Pimp Indicted for Vegas Strip Fireball Shooting
Nevada prosecutors successfully indicted a self-described pimp they believe is responsible for the Las Vegas strip shooting that culminated in a fiery Maserati-Range Rover-taxicab crash, killing three people.
Three Dead After Gun-Battling Maserati Crashes in 'Fireball' on Las Vegas Strip
Three people are dead on the Las Vegas strip after a gun battle between passengers of an SUV and a Maserati came to a fiery end at a busy intersection outside Bally's casino—blowing up a taxicab and killing its driver and passenger.
Woman Caught Having Sex with Pit Bull in Backyard Undeterred by Presence of Police Officers
Police in Las Vegas were called to the home of a 23-year-old woman earlier this week after her neighbors complained that she was having sex with a pit bull in broad daylight in her own backyard.
A Stunning Time-Lapse Video to Restore Your Faith in Time-Lapse Videos
Time-lapse videos: they are all over the place, and they are all pretty, and at some point, aren't you like, "okay, I get it"? (As Dylan once sang, "How many time-lapse videos/Must a blogger post/Before he gets enough hits.") But! This one — Istanbul! Budapest! San Francisco! Vegas! Storms! The Northern Lights! —…
Law Students Decapitate Rare Bird Because It's Vegas, Baby
In an apparent attempt to empirically prove the veracity of Robert Frost's 1962 poem "Nothing Gold Can Stay," two men, Eric Cuellar and Justin Teixeira, were arrested in Las Vegas this week after being caught on tape killing an endangered 14-year-old helmeted guinea fowl.
Facebook Users Post 'Naked Salute' Photos in Support of Playboy Prince
Hundreds of Brits may be upset with The Sun's decision to reprint pics of Prince Harry's naked Vegas romp, but thousands of others the world over couldn't be happier — and they're showing their support by following the heir's example and shedding their threads.
Did Vegas Nude Pics Scandal Force Prince Harry to Delete His Secret Facebook Account?
A Facebook page reportedly maintained by Prince Harry under the pseudonym Spike Wells has been shuttered in the wake of last week's strip billiards scandal.
Las Vegas Boycotting Leakers of Prince Harry Nude Pics; More Photos Being Shopped?
The privacy-invading insider who leaked the infamous nude photos of Prince Harry playing strip billiards is persona non grata in Vegas, according a new Sin City tourism campaign.
Ryan Lochte Happy He Wasn't Invited to Prince's Strip Billiards Game: 'I Don't Need That'
Speaking with Matt Lauer on this morning's Today Show, Ryan Lochte talked about his recent encounter with Prince Harry in Vegas, where the two reportedly engaged in a drunken swimming race which the Prince won.
Prince Harry Naked Photos: What Happens in Vegas Ends Up on TMZ
Prince Harry got drunk in Las Vegas and decided to play strip billiards, which is like strip poker for really rich people. That's all well and good, except for the fact that he let himself be photographed.
Las Vegas Drivers Distracted by 'Unemployed Men' Hanging from Highway Billboards
Motorists driving through Las Vegas along Interstate 15 were horrified to see what appeared to be a man hanging by the neck beneath a billboard inscribed with the words "dying for work."