<![CDATA[Gawker: last gasps]]> http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gawker.com.png <![CDATA[Gawker: last gasps]]> http://gawker.com/tag/lastgasps http://gawker.com/tag/lastgasps <![CDATA[Gay-Baiting, Porn Stars Will Save 'Red Eye']]> Greg Gutfeld hosts this crazy show on Fox News at 3 a.m. every night called Red Eye. Gutfeld, who we are pretty sure used to be funny, albeit in a winky fratty way, usually just tries to rile up and offend liberals while putting his friends on the air, but it's 3 a.m. so no one is watching to even get offended. The show's been on for more than a year now, which is alarming. In the attached clip, Gutfeld tries to start some sort of war of semantics with GLAAD over his coverage of the pregnant man story. He even says he NAILED THE MEDIA or something, it's all kind of sad. Not as sad as the press release we received from VIVID VIDEO, the porn company, announcing that one of their VIVID GIRLS is going to report on politics for Red Eye starting tomorrow night. Barrels across the nation shuddered in anticipation of a particularly nasty scraping. Press release after the jump.

]]> http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=381172&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Emily and Michelle Still Without Roommate, Weirdly]]> We thought for sure the crazy/cuddly/cathartic antics of Astoria's belles du jour Emily and Michelle would result in someone, anyone, taking up their offer to move in with them in their four bedroom apartment . They even threw a potluck! They even sang songs! They even have A DOUGLAS! Everyone wants a Douglas! Imagine our sadness and, quite frankly, disappointment upon seeing receiving hearing that the room was still unoccupied.

It's like when you have a junkie friend who you think is clean and then you see them on the street trying to score and you feel sad and angry and also protective. And then your friend looks at you kind of ashamed but to weak to resist his demons and breaks off eye contact. Emily recently wrote us, "do we get any more free help?" Sigh. You do. The Craigslist ad is titled, $800 get it while the gettins good and the gettins never good." They listed their address as 26th Ave at Cock st."

do we have, we don't have any wine... i was gonna stop and get some but my toes were frozen off...aaaaaaahhhhh fucking chicago" michellle

"uh..yehl...huhuhuhuahhahahahahkmphhhhhahahahahahmmmppphhhhhhahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAsnortuhhahaha...phew."-Emily

thats all true.

um, uh, um... sigh

we're sick of looking for roomates. the first person who will move in jan 1 gets it.

That could be you! You could have a Douglas too!]]> http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=330306&view=rss&microfeed=true