San Antonio Mayor and DNC keynote speaker Julian Castro is Latino. But is he Latino enough? The Daily Caller, America's paper of record for investigations into Jewish summer camps, has put its Latino expert Geoffrey Malloy on the case:

UPDATED Is this a typo? Please say this is a typo. Middleton-approved fashion house Temperley London is selling "Latino Leather Trousers" on its website. Production description:

Pudgy philandering futurist Newt Gingrich has always opposed brown people and their filthy ghetto language, Spanish. Which is why he's launching a Spanish-language political web site, because he might as well try to make some money off these dirty people.