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    Turmoil Inside the Britney Spears Twitter Empire
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    01/13/09

    In reply to Turmoil Inside the Britney Spears Twitter Empire
    JJ Chill...


    Hm.

    Interesting.

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    Image of ObtuseIntolerant ObtuseIntolerant
    01/13/09

    In reply to Turmoil Inside the Britney Spears Twitter Empire
    Why doesn't she just do her own social media, like Courtney Love. I'm sure it would be more entertaining...


    Come to think of it, maybe Britney herself was "the hacker" trying to genuinely communicate with her fans again.

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    01/13/09

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    Twitter Tattle: Toothed Twat Twan't True
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    01/13/09

    @bytememehard:


    'taint?

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    01/13/09

    @Smitros: yes, that - Tain't
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    Image of Cheap Shot Cheap Shot
    01/13/09

    In reply to Turmoil Inside the Britney Spears Twitter Empire
    Twitter still sounds like a sexual act.
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    01/13/09

    @Cheap Shot:


    Does anybody do it that well?

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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    01/13/09

    In reply to Turmoil Inside the Britney Spears Twitter Empire
    I thought she had implants like everybody else?


    [Open link at own risk]


    [www.advanceimplantclinic.com]

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    01/13/09

    In reply to Turmoil Inside the Britney Spears Twitter Empire
    The real questions is what the hell is a "Social Media Director," and how much does it pay?


    We are amidst a financial apocalypse. Get a real job, tech-hippie!

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    01/13/09

    @contradicto: It's sort of what Julie McCoy did, but in a virtual boat hauling a load of crazy.
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    01/13/09

    @BadUncle: So that makes the position more of a digital longshoreman? Do you suppose the person's repped by the Teamsters?
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    01/13/09

    @contradicto: I bet it's harder than it looks. She has to know when to misspell certain words, and when to improperly use their and they're. Also, just because Britney is on her fifth corndog, doesn't mean she should twitter, "I'm on my fifth corndog...this hour." It's a tough gig.
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    01/13/09

    @mfnher: Oops. It appears that corn dog is two words. See how tough this can be?
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    01/13/09

    @Hydroceph: No, the virtual stevedore's are with the AFL-CIO Roboto.
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    01/13/09

    In reply to Turmoil Inside the Britney Spears Twitter Empire
    Oh, Britney, how we long for thy shaven-headed days of SUV battery.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    01/13/09

    @Hydroceph: Call me crazy, but I think she looked much more attractive with a shaved head. Less generic blond.
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    01/13/09

    @Mount_Prion: certainly more distinctive and liable to stick in the minds of onlookers than yet another blonde poptart.
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    01/13/09

    In reply to Turmoil Inside the Britney Spears Twitter Empire
    The lack of support shown by the dentated vagina community was also quite troubling.
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    01/13/09

    In reply to Turmoil Inside the Britney Spears Twitter Empire
    It was actually a content issue. Her vaginal teeth are actually dull, years of Kevin Federline having ruined them. The whole razor-sharp thing is a gross misrepresentation.
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