What do Lady Gaga, Dan Abrams, Lady Gaga's Penis, and Rachel Sklar have in common with JFK? They're all out to shut down my Macarthur Grant-level work on the Lady Gaga Penis Conspiracy. Sklar claims to have done it.
So this Tom Tancredo speechwriter/director at Tancredo's PAC got in a bit of trouble (arrested) a couple years back for calling a black woman "nigger" and then karate chopping her. Obviously, this two-year-old incident was just a youthful indiscretion. But guess who doesn't get to go to UVA anymore!
The names of the most recent crop of people who passed the New York bar exam were made public today, and guess who's not on it? Prozac Nation author Elizabeth Wurtzel, who decided to enroll in law school after she felt powerless on 9/11 (and her subsequent books Bitch and Now, More Again: A Memoir of Addiction were…
Ex-Governor Pataki can breathe a sigh of relief now that his daughter Emily has passed the bar exam on her second try. (Apparently these results came out last week, and we weren't, you know, scanning all the bar results diligently.) Congratulations to Emily; we expect that an email to your co-workers should be…
A tipster forwarded an email that's gone around to the third-year students at NYU Law School, imploring them to vote on a "hotly debated but never settled question: 'Who are the most attractive 3Ls at NYU?'" In our experience, lawyers come in a close second to journalists on the face-for-print scale, so we're not…
