How's Keller's optimism going over with the NYT's recently departed? As expected, not so well. One emails:
this is the same full-of-shit memo that he sent out after the last round of cuts, as i'm sure everyone is well aware.
nowhere does keller mention the Guild arbitration that the paper lost on Monday - over the severance conditions of the last round of layoffs - a decision that the paper finally allowed to happen, after a year and a half of dicking around legally, because they couldn't begin this year's layoffs without having settled last year's first.
i'm so happy to hear he was cheered and saddened by the speeches made by employees made to walk the plank. apparently the masthead was very very unwelcome at those farewell parties in the newsroom. how many glasses were raised for the laidoff, do you imagine?
and by the way - how's jill abramson's puppy?! that's what everyone really wants to know!
@If_I_Had_a_Poodle: Yeah, I would think so. But I know for a fact that she was pregnant at some point in the past three months. And if you do a search under her byline on the Times site, it shows that she went from writing on an almost daily basis to suddenly writing almost nothing at all beginning in October (about two and a half months ago).
Watching this video, I was reminded that the beautiful French language is uniquely and supremely suited to bullshitting. So much so that they have a word for it--glossolalie, which means "the art of employing the maximum amount of fancy words to obfuscate actual meaning and communicate absolutely nothing."
@NerzzleintheVerzzle: I don't believe or disbelieve it. Forming even an educated guess would take a little more reading on the subject than I'm willing to do this morning. I was just trying to figure out what the initial post meant.
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this is the same full-of-shit memo that he sent out after the last round of cuts, as i'm sure everyone is well aware.
nowhere does keller mention the Guild arbitration that the paper lost on Monday - over the severance conditions of the last round of layoffs - a decision that the paper finally allowed to happen, after a year and a half of dicking around legally, because they couldn't begin this year's layoffs without having settled last year's first.
i'm so happy to hear he was cheered and saddened by the speeches made by employees made to walk the plank. apparently the masthead was very very unwelcome at those farewell parties in the newsroom. how many glasses were raised for the laidoff, do you imagine?
and by the way - how's jill abramson's puppy?! that's what everyone really wants to know!
12/18/09
Please tell your publisher to stop selling the entire front page of your sister publication, The International Herald Tribute, to Rolex.
Love,
Bart
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I am experiencing a full-body rush of smug.
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CajyBoy where you been lately?
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Thanks for the new testosterone oozing photo.
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Gawker by definition is samsara.
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Vive la glossolalie!
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And yes, I see your point now.
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