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    Sad Dick Fuld Holed Up in Shack, Muttering Nonsense

    Madoff Judge Resolves Conflicts Decisively

    Needy Dick Fuld Selling Art For Millions

    No Dick Punch?

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    Image of gawkimo gawkimo
    09/08/09

    In reply to Sad Dick Fuld Holed Up in Shack, Muttering Nonsense
    He's out there trying to figure out how to securitize trees and bears into bonds, insure the bonds, advise his closest buddies to insure the insurance on the bonds, then somehow securitize THAT, and then burn down the forest and somehow walk away with hundreds of millions of dollars.
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    09/08/09

    In reply to Sad Dick Fuld Holed Up in Shack, Muttering Nonsense
    That makes him the second Jew in Idaho.
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    Image of ManchuCandidate ManchuCandidate
    09/08/09

    In reply to Sad Dick Fuld Holed Up in Shack, Muttering Nonsense
    "I do believe at the end of the day that the good guys do win. I do believe that."

    You know what Dick? So do I. That's why you're in Idaho nursing that emotional bruise and Lehman's just a faded memory.

    You see, the few times I've actually run something, I've not had any of my charges punch me in the face because I'm doing too good of a job. In fact, I've never been punched in the face by any underling because (I hope) I haven't fucked up on the scale that you did.
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    09/08/09

    @ManchuCandidate:

    I hate to burst this bubble, but if memory serves me correctly, didn't that face-punching incident turn out to be apochryphal?
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    02/03/09

    In reply to Madoff Judge Resolves Conflicts Decisively
    No man should ever hit a woman, not even "in self-defense." We the people would now like to impeach this lame judge -- um, "in self-defense."
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    02/03/09

    In reply to Madoff Judge Resolves Conflicts Decisively
    No wire ladders!
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    Image of HeinzDoofenshmirtz HeinzDoofenshmirtz
    02/03/09

    In reply to Madoff Judge Resolves Conflicts Decisively
    More like this:

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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    02/03/09

    In reply to Madoff Judge Resolves Conflicts Decisively
    Well, no can embed. It was a Joan Crawford slapfest compilation.
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    02/03/09

    In reply to Madoff Judge Resolves Conflicts Decisively
    Watch the last half of the clip.
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    Image of Iceland Spar Iceland Spar
    02/03/09

    In reply to Madoff Judge Resolves Conflicts Decisively
    A federal judge is living in a Park Ave apartment? That kind of undercuts the whole "we're not paying federal judges enough" argument.
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    02/03/09

    @Iceland Spar: His wife is probably wealthy, or he squirreled enough away to buy the place through his own legal work while he was younger.
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    02/03/09

    @Iceland Spar: IT'S HER MONEY.
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    Image of Btwbfdimho Btwbfdimho
    02/03/09

    @Iceland Spar: Maybe it's Park Avenue and 124th. St.
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    02/04/09

    @Btwbfdimho: Yorkville! That's the place to be.
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    02/03/09

    In reply to Madoff Judge Resolves Conflicts Decisively
    I wonder how they resolve the "who gets the clicker" issue.
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    Image of Dr. Nick Dr. Nick
    02/03/09

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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    02/03/09

    @Dr. Nick: Except for the funny part this reminds me of what's going on with Gaza right now.
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    Image of Trixie from Toronto Trixie from Toronto
    02/03/09

    In reply to Madoff Judge Resolves Conflicts Decisively
    One slap and I might buy that.


    "We slapped each other back and forth?" Yeah, that's called a beating.

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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    02/03/09

    @Trixie from Toronto: "We slapped each other back and forth" Followed by one telling the other "You be QUIET or I'll give you SUCH a PINCH!"
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    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    02/03/09

    @Trixie from Toronto: Sounds more like the 3 Stooges to me. Hey Moe!
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    Image of DevilsAvocado DevilsAvocado
    11/12/08

    In reply to Needy Dick Fuld Selling Art For Millions
    Slightly off point, this won't be the last we hear about the massive guarantees offered by Sotheby's and Christie's. They're both exposed fairly significantly to a downturn in the market thanks to their policy of offering these guarantees, which is where they guarantee a seller a minimum price, either for an individual work or for an entire collection. They're in for a bit of trouble, I'll wager.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/12/08

    In reply to Needy Dick Fuld Selling Art For Millions
    For Halloween I shlepped Dick Fuld in effigy as part of my costume and a former employee of Lehman Brothers gave me a huge hug and a kiss. She told me she is still out of work and might lose her home. Then someone else at the party saw the Dick and he tossed his drink in his face.


    Dick was pretty beat up when I got him home and threw him in the garbage.

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