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Omegle! This Teenager Wants You to Chat with a Stranger
New York, 11:57 AM
Mon Nov 23
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Omegle! This Teenager Wants You to Chat with a Stranger |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: howdy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
03/31/09
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: AWWW SHIT
Stranger: GET YOUR TOWELS READY IT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN
Stranger: EVERYBODY IN THIS PLACE HIT THE MOTHERFUCKING DECK
You: Oooooh scat
Stranger: wh
Stranger: what
Stranger: that's not the next line
Stranger: how dare you
Stranger: i was on a roll
You: apologies. how rude of me.
You: go on.
Stranger: but stay on your-
Stranger: no
Stranger: i can't
Stranger: it's just not the same
Stranger: /weep
Stranger: brb eating my feelings
03/31/09
(Whom I adore!).
04/02/09
03/31/09
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Ok 3 convos in 1 minute
You: new record
Stranger: @@ WELCOME @@
Stranger:
Stranger:
Stranger: YOU ARE STANDING AT A CROSSROADS; THERE IS A DARK CAVE TO THE NORTH, A RIVER TO THE SOUTH, A SMALL COTTAGE WITH A THATCHED ROOF TO THE EAST AND A CLIFF FACE TO THE WEST.
Stranger:
Stranger: >
You: Are you playing WOW?
Stranger: ? I DON'T UNDERSTAND "ARE"
Stranger:
Stranger: YOU ARE STANDING AT A CROSSROADS; THERE IS A DARK CAVE TO THE NORTH, A RIVER TO THE SOUTH, A SMALL COTTAGE WITH A THATCHED ROOF TO THE EAST AND A CLIFF FACE TO THE WEST.
Stranger:
Stranger: >
You: Hi
You: I WANAN GO EAST
You: EAST DAMN IT
You: EAST
Stranger: YOU ARE FACING A SMALL COTTAGE. THE CHIMNEY PUFFS WHITE SMOKE.
You: /PUTS ON SANTA COSTUME AND JUMPS DOWN CHIMNEY
Stranger: ? I DON'T UNDERSTAND "PUTS"
Stranger: YOU ARE FACING A SMALL COTTAGE. THE CHIMNEY PUFFS WHITE SMOKE.
Stranger:
Stranger: >
You: WHAT ARE MY OPTIONS
You: OK
You: GOT IT
You: I WANT TO KNOCK ON THE DOOR
Stranger: ? I DON'T UNDERSTAND "WHAT". TRY 'INV', 'LOOK', 'EXITS'
Stranger:
Stranger: >
You: LOOK
Stranger: YOU ARE FACING A SMALL COTTAGE. THE CHIMNEY PUFFS WHITE SMOKE.
You: "LOOK"
You: 'LOOK'
You: oh
You: RIGHT
You: INV
You: INV
You: 'INV'
You: "INV"
Stranger: ==INVENTORY== 2 PIECES LINT, 1 GOLD PC., 1 HAMMER
You: WHAT
Stranger: ? I DON'T UNDERSTAND "WHAT". TRY 'INV', 'LOOK', 'EXITS'
You: WHAT
You: OH
You: EXITS
Stranger: THERE IS A DOOR IN FRONT OF YOU. TO THE WEST IS A CROSSROADS.
You: DOOR
Stranger: THE DOOR IS LOCKED.
You: USE 1 HAMMER ON DOOR
Stranger: YOU STRIKE THE DOOR WITH YOUR HAMMER. HERNIATED CRACKS APPEAR ON ITS SURFACE UNTIL YOU CAN BREAK A HOLE IN THE SURFACE.
You: WALK IN
Stranger: YOU ENTER THE THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGE. THERE IS A BURNINATED PEASANT INSIDE. YOU SPY DRAGON TRACKS ON THE FLOOR AND DETECT THE PRESENCE OF CONSUMMATE "V"S.
You: USE HAMMER ON PEASANT
Stranger: YOU HAMMER AT DEM BURNED BONES. THE BRITTLE BONES BREAK APART AND A FOUL ODOR PERMEATES THE AIR. IN THE RIB CAGE YOU SEE A MAP.
You: LOOK
Stranger: YOU ARE IN THE THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGE. THERE IS A BURNINATED HAMMERED PEASANT INSIDE. YOU SPY DRAGON TRACKS ON THE FLOOR AND DETECT THE PRESENCE OF CONSUMMATE "V'S.
Holy jesus christ, what the hell is going on.
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03/31/09
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Mom?
Stranger: get to bed you little shit
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
03/31/09
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello.
Stranger: hey.
You: Sometimes? I'm scared of my feelings.
Stranger: oh, that's ok.
Stranger: let it all out.
Stranger: i'm here for you.
Stranger: i love you.
You: particularly the feeling in my pants.
Stranger: oh.
Stranger: when it doubt, whip it out.
Stranger: nigger.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
03/31/09
Stranger: howdy
You: I'm bored of spatial regression. isn't it annoying?
Stranger: yeah, and kantian ethics can hurt too
You: kantian ethics kant hurt me
Stranger: oh good one
You: your face is a good one
Stranger: it was, until the cancer
You: ooooh burnnn
Stranger: it did burn
Stranger: every day
You: did it regress?
You: spatially?
Stranger: unfortunately not, but it did regress hypothetically
You: that's because it was burned by the hypo pyro techno
Stranger: that makes literally no sense
You: hypothetically, I assume
You: unless you tried it out
Stranger: i could give it a go?
You: I'd appreciate that
03/31/09
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Howdy
Stranger: jesus was an arab
You: No he was a Jew. And my tummy hurts.
Stranger: he was an arabic jew
Stranger: one is a race the other is religion its not like they are mutally excessive
You: No he was an acerbic jew
Stranger: and its your heresy hurting your insides as you will burn in hell
You: Mutually excessive to me is like 15 guys in a circle jerk. You just get lost in the crowd
Stranger: lol lovely analogy
Stranger: i need to go find some porn
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
03/31/09
You: Hi
Stranger: HEI HITLER
You: You're missing the L.
Stranger: Sorry =(
Stranger: HEIL HITLER
You: Kanst du Deutsch, oder?
Stranger: mais t malade toi
You: That's what I thought, bitch.
You: Il n'y a qu'un malade ici
Stranger: oui et c'est toi
Stranger: BITCH
Stranger: EIN REICH
Stranger: EIN 2eme REICH
Stranger: and EIN 3eme REICH
You: Tu es vraiment le premier nazi francophone que j'ai encontre'
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: seriously
Stranger: That was fast.
You: that's what she said
Stranger: You seem pretty enthusiastic.
Stranger: Oh.
You: shy
You: nyc?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
03/31/09
Stranger: hiiiiii
You: Did you know that April is Grilled Cheese Month in the USA?
Stranger: who cares!?
You: Dairy farmers, presumably.
You have disconnected.
03/31/09
Stranger: Hi
You: Is it weird to have picked out the song you want played at your funeral after your suicide?
Stranger: What do you mean?
You: I want to kill myself while I am still 23
You: and have The Stereophonics "Local Boy in the Photograph" played at my funeral.
Stranger: Are you stupid?
You: No, I still have at least 9 months before I turn 24.
You: and the world's ending in 2012 anyway.
Stranger: ARE YOU SEROIOUS?
You: Yes. The Mayan calendar ends in 2012.
You: December 21, 2012, to be exact.
You: Obviously the world is in a state of crisis, which will only escalate as doomsday approaches.
You: The collapse of government in countries such as Hungary and the Czech Republic is only the beginning.
You: As is the collapse of the global financial market.
Stranger: TELL ME MORE ABOUT IT
You: Soon, there will be more large scale natural disasters.
You: California has been in a drought for the third year in a row and will be implementing water rationing soon.
You: 1 in 4 teenage girls in the United States has some form of STD
Stranger: Are you from United States?
You: I am a modern day prophet, considering suicide to be the only rational option in an irrational world.
You: A statement.
You: To hopefully stem the tides of ill-fated progress
You: Although most scientists agree that there is nothing to be done.
You: Your compact flourescent lightbulbs and your home gardens
You: cannot stop what is fated to happen.
Stranger: So what is fated to happen?
You: The world ends.
You: For humans.
You: We are destined for extinction.
You: It just... stops.
Stranger: Do you watched any movies about it?
You: No but I read the signs.
Stranger: In my opionion it's not the world end. The new world order becomes.
You: There will be an alignment between the sun, the earth and the Galactic center
Stranger: I heard aboyt it.
Stranger: It's connected with magnetism.
You: Be wary.
You: Constant vigilance.
You have disconnected.
03/31/09
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: fubada
Stranger: hey
You: ahoy
You: so what do you think of this :
You: :p
Stranger: it's odd
Stranger: where are you? nyc here
You: dfw :D
You: but from nyc originally
Stranger: oohhh, texas
You: yassa
You: good times
You: what do you do in nyc?
Stranger: journalist
You: so you found out about this on gawker too huh? :p
Stranger: whatcha do in the lone star state?
Stranger: LOL!!
You: muaha
You: web design =D
Stranger: (how did my life become so predictable?)
03/31/09
You: Me llamo Mirasol
Stranger: This is Mike from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities.
We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures and/or video of them. The FBI have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide. Thank you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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