So the Sun, England's most tasteful, reputable daily tabloid, sent word around late Tuesday that Madonna and Guy Ritchie will officially divorce by the end of the year. ("They can't bear the pretence!") We unpacked our grain of salt while sorting through the months of rumors preceding this one, but with everyone from…
Lenny Kravitz lookalikes in Times Square [Buenos Aires-Brooklyn]
We realize it's challenging to keep up with this whole A-Rod/ Madonna/ affair/ divorce/ something-about-Lenny Kravitz business, a convoluted celebrity love-polygon which we wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn also involved Gary Coleman, Eliot Spitzer, and a Coors Light Twin. Still, you wouldn't want to be…
For the first time in our country's history, the epicenter of America's commemorative period of fireworks and independence appears to have shifted to Miami. There, we've learned, the intercoital clusterfuck of Madonna, Alex Rodriguez, Lenny Kravitz and Guy Ritchie has reached its nadir with a Rodriguez divorce now…
· Corey Haim spent an entire segment of The Two Coreys surfing the Defamer comment section and walked away emotionally damaged. But darker days are looming ahead.
· Angelina Jolie gave birth to the Chosen Twins! No wait, it was just another false alarm.
· McLovin and some starlets, sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.…
If you've looked at the Internet at all this past week, you've probably gleaned that there's something going on with Madonna, Guy Ritchie, A-Rod and, most recently, Lenny Kravitz. A lot has happened in a very short time and, quite possibly, many of you haven't been able to keep up. But don't feel ashamed, that's…
Supposedly, the Yankee player's wife, Cynthia Rodriguez, is in Paris with Lenny Kravitz right now. Fun fact? Kravitz and rumored A-Rod lover Madonna used to hook up, as well. Another fun fact? Kravitz has been practicing celibacy for the last three years. Confused by all these facts? Check out our handy chart.
Less than a week after columnist Maureen Dowd was accused of confusing a black reporter for Barack Obama's wife, the Times' "humor" blog wondered aloud whether presidential candidate Barack Obama and rocker Lenny Kravitz were "separated at birth." What? "Um, Barack looks more like Judy Garland than Lenny Kravitz," the…
Lenny Kravitz has been rushed to the hospital with severe bronchitis! We should all take his extreme dehydration and fatigue as a cautionary tale about what three years without sex can do to a man. Lenny needs to take Nicole Kidman to a romantic farm with some candles and a Devendra Banhart CD, ASAP. [Showbiz Spy]
The New York Times recently asked playboy rockstar Lenny Kravitz to expose his playlist. His answers may go down as the least well-put thing the New York Times has ever printed. It also ranks quite strongly on the Julia Allison Scale of Lack Of Self-Awareness (JASLOSA). Waxing poetic on Devendra Banhart, Kravitz…
While the Super Bowl halftime show features a star-studded cavalcade of partially armored nipples and 50-foot demonschlongs, the best that Canadian Football League's Grey Cup championship celebration can hope for is a taste of Lenny Kravitz's ass crack. [BlogTo]
• Congrats to playboy rocker Lenny Kravitz, who has been sued for the third year in a row over the leaky toilet in his old Soho penthouse. The lawsuit is now at about $800K — for that kind of money, we sure hope that toilet held the vomit of some really hot supermodels. [TSG]
• If, unlike Tom Cruise, you chose not…
• Brooke Shields is pregnant with her second child. At least someone's standing up to Tom Cruise. [Page Six]
• 740 Park author Michael Gross inadvertantly predicts the death of TV Guide heiress Enid Annenberg Haupt. Awesome; we've always wanted our own real-estate focused psychic. [R&M (2nd to last)]
• Lenny…
