Leonardo DiCaprio's Tech Investment Means We're Doomed

If you didn't start stockpiling canned goods when Ashton Kutcher somehow became a respected tech investor, you have another chance: Leonardo DiCaprio is now the latest pretty actor to put his money into an unprofitable startup.
Blake and Leo Split Up
Breaking break-up news! Blake Lively and Leonardo DiCaprio confirm that, after five months of heavily photographed Monte Carlo yacht parties and romantic strolls in Venice, they have split. So long, Bleo. You never even walked a red carpet together, Blardo. [Us, image via Bauer-Griffin]
Lindsay Lohan Had a Diva-Off with Matt Lauer Last Night
Lindsay Lohan meant to give an interview before today's court appearance, but freaked out and locked herself in her bedroom instead. Hugh Hefner's wedding special is back on. Tobey Maguire and Matt Damon get caught up in a illegal poker scandal. Thursday gossip makes demands.
